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October 13, 2004
In Zell's World
Posted by Frank J. at 08:11 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

Great, now I'm competing with Zell Miller.

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20 Responses To "In Zell's World"

first.
ooo,he's good.

#1 - Posted by: Laura on October 13, 2004 08:14 AM

Uh oh. It's seems like you're now the Mom and Pops burger joint on the corner watching a McDonalds go up across the street.

Please don't go liberal and whine about your 'rights.'

#2 - Posted by: El Jefe on October 13, 2004 08:24 AM

Zell making fun of Maureen Dowd? What more could you ask for?

#3 - Posted by: Carin on October 13, 2004 08:32 AM

Quick, get ahold of Zell's offices and offer to host him on your blog. Tell them you're with them powerline fellas.

#4 - Posted by: greg zywicki on October 13, 2004 08:58 AM

I'll put my money on Melinda Hawkish over Cutie Cudley in a kung-fu fight.

#5 - Posted by: gaskar on October 13, 2004 09:21 AM

Zell rocks. And he is very correct about media coverage. What a joke.

#6 - Posted by: Chris on October 13, 2004 09:27 AM

Miller is a great guy; thanks for linking that article, Frank.

If the Democrats had more people like he and Joe Liebermann I might have stayed a member of their party. Instead the way-left Deaniac liberals and do-nothing political hacks like Kerry are in charge. If they lose this election by anything less than 100 electoral votes it means we have a lot of people out there who need to wake the hell up.


S

#7 - Posted by: sandor at the zoo on October 13, 2004 09:36 AM

Zell kicks more ass than I even knew was out there. Let's get a petition together to try and get Zell hired on as the anchor on CBS news after they finally put ol cumdrunk out to pasture.

#8 - Posted by: Sticky B on October 13, 2004 09:54 AM

That is nearly the same percentage we saw three days ago when the American public said they would be in favor of going to war if we could win without firing a shot.

I would like to point out that President Reagan won the Cold War w/o firing a single shot.


Oh and Frank, you better hope Zell doesn't get a blog and make this a regular feature.

This man has a vicious wit, and a surgeon-like skill at satire.

But that could just be good editing...maybe.

Zell is the only Democrat I like. He needs to be a Conservative Republican and help bring the party back to it's roots.

In fact they need to incorporate Michael Savage's 8 point plan to restore and strengthen America.

See The Paul Revere Society's MISSION STATEMENT

This is one of the reasons that I am an Independant Conservative.

Until the Republicrats or the Demicans wake up I will remain a fierce Independant Conservative.....

There is more hope for the Republicrats though.

#9 - Posted by: Joshua on October 13, 2004 10:00 AM

Zell rocks!.. I love this guy ever since I heard his speech at the RNC.

He needs his own blog. :)

#10 - Posted by: Urban on October 13, 2004 10:26 AM

Zell Miller is a brilliant specimen of old age. Here's a guy who has been a govenor, been a senator, and has sired about half-a-dozen great grandchildren. He achieved all of this starting life from a state of redneck-hillbilly destitute that makes Deliverance look like Gone With the Wind.

Basically, he has "won" as a human being, in every respect imaginable. He is now in his bonus round--like some pixelated monkey on an old-school arcade, picking up as many coins and bananas as he can to rack up points and enter his three initials onto the high score screen of human history.

But I digress.

Zell is doing the things every politican always wanted to do: giving angry speeches and not caring who they offend, laying the smackdown on fatass misogynistic reporters, and telling the truth about a once-honorable political party that has degraded into deeper and deeper level of Neroian incompetence, arrogance, and depravity.

When I become a crotchety, crankly old man knocking on death's door, I want to be just like Zell.

#11 - Posted by: Protagonist on October 13, 2004 10:35 AM

Joshua:

Wasn't there some shooting on some little Caribbean island, maybe Grenada?

#12 - Posted by: slimedog on October 13, 2004 12:02 PM

"Zell Miller is a brilliant specimen of old age. Here's a guy who has been a govenor, been a senator, and has sired about half-a-dozen great grandchildren. He achieved all of this starting life from a state of redneck-hillbilly destitute that makes Deliverance look like Gone With the Wind.

Basically, he has "won" as a human being, in every respect imaginable. He is now in his bonus round--like some pixelated monkey on an old-school arcade, picking up as many coins and bananas as he can to rack up points and enter his three initials onto the high score screen of human history."
Is someone a little peeved at the fact that a Democrat came out against John Kerry? Ok.. back to making spitballs for the army incase Kerry is elected. LOL

#13 - Posted by: ThaSickness on October 13, 2004 12:47 PM

If you haven't read Zell's book A National Party No More please do. A GREAT book.

Also, get your copy of FahrenHype 9/11 DVD and companion book. Zell's in that too and absolutely SPOT ON.

#14 - Posted by: El Jefe on October 13, 2004 01:04 PM

Isn't this the best? Here you have the conservative trifecta of sniping: Zell Miller mocking James Carville mocking Maureen Dowd. Conservative Nirvana. (which I titled this at my own blog.)

#15 - Posted by: Chris on October 13, 2004 05:58 PM

I think Mr. Miller is my new idol. You're lucky he's old and probably computer illiterate, Frank, or you might have some competition out there.

#16 - Posted by: Ovrlord on October 13, 2004 06:00 PM

ooooo... you DO have competition. That was good.

#17 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 13, 2004 08:31 PM

Perhaps, but you include Chomps in your stories, and Zell didn't. :)

#18 - Posted by: Patrick Chester on October 14, 2004 11:21 AM

Don't worry your pretty little head. We like your world better - hey, Zell probably would too! Who could resist Chomps and the Rumsfeld Strangler, a defence policy for preempively nuking the moon and Buck the Marine?

So Zell's a one-hit comedy wonder. YOU ARE IMAO!

#19 - Posted by: Lyana on October 14, 2004 03:26 PM

This loony lefty thought "In Zell Miller's World" was pretty darn good. Not quite up to IMW standards, but certainly on point.

#20 - Posted by: jean on October 14, 2004 07:36 PM
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