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October 22, 2004
As a Service to the Public
Posted by Frank J. at 06:53 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

Some of you may still be upset of how I helped write an anti-Bush ad, but I am still a Bush supporter. To help with Bush's campaign, I'm making available this clip from the second debate that displays how much better a leader he is.

Rating: 2.0/5 (3 votes cast)

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24 Responses To "As a Service to the Public"

FOIST!!!

#1 - Posted by: Jeff on October 22, 2004 07:09 AM

it should be illegal to be as funny as you are.

and Scott did a great job on the voices, especially Kerry.

#2 - Posted by: sarahk on October 22, 2004 07:11 AM

Frank, you & your pals have outdone yourselves. That one should get you Instalanched, Cornered and Bleated. What a great way to start off my Friday morning. Snickers brownies, anyone?

#3 - Posted by: IowaSoccerMom on October 22, 2004 07:36 AM

yes, please, Iowasoccermom. i'd love some. can you ship them to Amarillo? i promise to eat every last one and not share.

#4 - Posted by: sarahk on October 22, 2004 07:37 AM

SOCCER MOM - yes yes yes please please - I'm a missionary in Poland and don't even REMEBER what a snicker's brownie looks like.......just wrap it in saranwrap and drop it in an envelope! email me for my address!!! YES YES YES

#5 - Posted by: coreyb on October 22, 2004 08:00 AM

I loved the Bush voice, especially when he says "flip-waffler." Just how I pictured it

#6 - Posted by: Arok on October 22, 2004 08:49 AM

Scott does an especially good Bush. Now we just need to find a way to get these on the radio... FOR MONEY!

#7 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 22, 2004 08:54 AM

"Free skulls for everyone!"

Nice job guys.

#8 - Posted by: Chris on October 22, 2004 09:07 AM

make a friggin CD... you make I buy

#9 - Posted by: Josh on October 22, 2004 09:19 AM

hey....it cut out on me....at 6:16...was it only me? or did it do it to anyone else? what did he do with the skulls? dammit! i need to know! ok, i'll settle down now...too much caffiene.

#10 - Posted by: puschmj on October 22, 2004 09:20 AM

I find with older players, it gets cut off. Use Microsoft Media Player.

#11 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 22, 2004 09:32 AM

The puppy blender compares you to Oliver Willis and Atrios and accuses you of being bought out.

Seems like you need to start a new war.

#12 - Posted by: Michael on October 22, 2004 09:36 AM

Off topic guys, but check out this QUOTE from Ted Rall's latest article

..."We are more feared than Al Qaeda. Bush's radical new policy of "preemption"--a self-ascribed right to invade other countries based on a presumed hunch--has terrorized then international community. Even though they have never threatened us, nations like Iran and Syria wonder whether or not Bush will invade them next--and are racing to develop nuclear weapons to protect themselves from the U.S. threat. "

Countries that have never threatened us, like Iran!!!????

uhm...hostages, Khomeini, hello? What a 'tard. Incredible.

here is the link if anyone cares
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ucru/20041020/cm_ucru/thecaseagainstbush

#13 - Posted by: Chris on October 22, 2004 09:51 AM

I wonder, Frank, in light of your note below about Harry Potter, if it wouldn't be helpful to your Roman and medieval readers to have your blog translated into Latin.

PRO BONO POPULI

Quamquam nonnulli ex vobis iam irati sunt quod proscriptionem ad Buscam obtrectandam scripsissem, ego tamen etiam profecto Buscae faveo. Ut igitur Buscam candidatum adiuvarem, libenter praebeo hanc taeniolam ex disputatione secunda exceptam, quae neminem manifesto ostendit illo ducem esse meliorem.

#14 - Posted by: M. Tullius Cicero on October 22, 2004 09:56 AM

The best part was the Marines delivering the skulls...that was really well done Frank! I could picture it and it will keep me laughing today - thanks!!

#15 - Posted by: LC ima mommy on October 22, 2004 10:45 AM

Perfect! I loved the sound of the skull bonking Kerry on the head!! DO MORE!!!!

#16 - Posted by: jonag on October 22, 2004 11:22 AM

Just GREAT! Do more, make the cd, all of it!

Wonder if someone at the Onion would set you up somehow?

Iowasoccermom: Indeed, I'll try one! Thanks! Here, I'll offer lemonade in return. :)

#17 - Posted by: Veda on October 22, 2004 11:57 AM

The best way to get this thing on the radio for Frank J. is for the fans to e-mail the link to his ads:
http://www.imao.us/archives/002135.html

With that as our strategery, we're all sure to get free dead terrorist skulls!

If Frank J. sends e-mails to Rush or Glen Beck, it will look like he's "self-promoting"... BUT if *we* do it, it shows that Frank J. has a fan base that also listens to *their* shows.

These are the e-mail addresses for the major talk show hosts' producers:

Rush Limbaugh:
ideas@rushonline.com

Sean Hannity:
james.grisham@abc.com

Glen Beck:
stu@glennbeck.com

Laura Ingraham:
suggestions@lauraingraham.com

(Let's get all of the "Michael" names out of the way)

Michael Savage:
michaelsavage@paulreveresociety.com

Michael Medved:
medvedshow@aol.com

Michael Reagan:
silva@premrad.com

Mike Gallagher:
ehansen@mikeonline.com

Jerry Doyle:
askjerry@jerrydoyle.com

G. Gordon Liddy:
gordonliddy@aol.com

Rusty Humphries:
rusty@talktorusty.com

#18 - Posted by: Scott on October 22, 2004 12:40 PM

More! More! More! More! More! More!

Oh, and did I meantion MORE?

(though I'd speed up Kerry's voice a slight bit. He's TOO lame, and unfunny at times!)

#19 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on October 22, 2004 01:28 PM

I want to know more about how this was produced? Who's this Scott character? Did he do all the voices? What sort of equipment was necessary?

Inquiring minds want to know.

#20 - Posted by: Spoons on October 22, 2004 05:39 PM

ANSWERS FOR INQUIRING MINDS:

1) I'm Scott!
2) Yes, I do all of the voices.
3) Generic consumer-level audio equipment recorded and edited via a five year-old PC running Microsoft Windows XP Professional.

I want to personally thank everyone for the great feedback. Please help get the word out to radio stations in your area about Frank's new satirical ads. Contact your local talk radio and morning shows; let them know that Frank has 30 and 60 second professional-quality audio available for broadcast ASAP!

#21 - Posted by: Scott on October 23, 2004 02:51 AM

Does the sound cut out in mid-sentence when you're listening to Frank's satirical radio ads? The fix for that problem is FREE!

Download the latest media players for your computer:

MAC
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download

WINDOWS
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/mp10/default.aspx

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