Take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

the only way to combat him is to act crazier than him. Scream loudly while doing a violent version of the chicken dance. it's the only way.

He's baaaaaaack!
Run for your life!

I heard that, after his last speech, he ripped a man's arms off and beat him to death.

It doesn't count unless you beat em' with the wet end!

Dammit Frank!

Your supposed to be Ronin! Use your pocket knife!!

Why didn't get the funding for SMITE when you had the chance!

All is lost! *sob*

I know, I can't believe it either. I knew the air felt funny when I went out to lunch today. At least with the hurricanes we had several days to prepare.

Don't worry. He's actually a zombie now (one of the slow kind). I mean look at him!! You can easily outrun him Frank.

You need to look out for Tereyzah though. If she heads for your state you might have to move to Texas (you know she won't go there!). Did you see her picture on Drudge? She looks like the drunk aunt at every family reunion.

Ronin affirmations! Ronin affirmations!!

Use the kung fu fighting you used on the biker at the karioke bar in Texas! Ronin don't hide under desks! Ronin protect the unarmed civilians hiding under desks!

And we want poorly photoshopped pictures of the encounter!

Or stick figure cartoons will also work!

I feel for you Frank. Ketchup Queen envaded my town yesterday. I had to resort to paultry name calling and screaming "4 more years!" as I drove past the reception line.

I hope you can get home safe and get the shutters back up. You did cut gun ports, right?

You're pathetic. Hiding under your desk from Gore.

WWAD (What Would Aquaman Do)?

Eagle Claw technique!!! Remember, nothing scares liberals like someone who fights back. Scream as loud as possible, flap your arms wildly, and go for the eyes, nose, and... well, those were taken by Hillary and given to Tipper as a gift, so go for the eyes and nose! If all else fails, use a ballpoint pen or a sharpened pencil to cut his forehead so that the blood runs into his eyes and you can get away.

Frank!

Shame on you!

YOU GO OUT THERE, AND GET HIM!

NOW, SOLDIER!!!

:)

I hate to tell you Frank but it was all over the radio for a day now. I actually cancelled all my sales calls over there just to avoid the off chance I might see him.

My advise - wait him out. It's like coming face to face with a snake. Stand very still and he should just slither away. If not....yeah you're done.

never a space laser when you need one.

Tammi, if its like coming face to face with a snake, Fank J. should have a very very large rock to smash his lying, forked tongued head in! That'll show him reeeeeaaallll good.

Stop, drop, and roll, Frank! No, wait, that's fires. Look both ways before crossing the... hmm... sorry. No, that's not it. Um, yeah! Play dead! A Gore will not attack a dead man (although he will find a way for the dead man to vote democrat...) Eh, you're on your own. That's what you get for living in a "battleground state."

NO FRANK!!! Don't play dead! He'll tax you!

FrankJ...Al Gore is not to be feared...just be sure you carry a wooden stake and wear garlic around your neck for good measure. And then go taunt him with things like "is it true you invented the internet?" "aren't you that guy AlGo Rythm?" "did you really eat your children?" "does the asylum know you are out today?"...you know, nice things like that....now go get 'im.

If my sex life was as good as my political one, I'd be a happy camper...I'm in Minnesota, a 'swing' state, and I've had alot of Bush here lately...but all political.
- maybe my Nuke the Moon shirt is scaring away the other type of bush because they think I'm prone to violence..?
You fear Gore? Not me. I just hate him. I'll go 15 rounds with him, my beer gut can take quite a beating...(yeah,like I'd be on the receiving end...HA!)

Hey, maybe this time his head will finally explode.

Frank,

Be careful out there please........ Go home, get the 1911's, lock and load.

Shoot every tree you see. One is probably AL!!!!!!!!!!!

It's probibly better that you DON'T have a gun. Gore would take it away, and you wouldn't get it back.

Matt

True, Gore would try to take it away, but he'd have to pry it from your cold dead fingers first. :-)

-The Real Conservative Carl
aka The Half-Elven Commie Slayer

Hey Frank, could you do me a favor? When the Secret Service comes to visit you, could you ask them where they get those cool sunglasses? I bought a pair that I thought looked about right, but they made me look like Drew Carey wearing sunglasses. Or maybe my face, body, head, and hairline made me look like that. Either way, if you could find out for me, I'll be your best friend.

isn't gore a robot? can't you just steal his batteries? or does he run off the blood of the innocent?

Wait a second... Frank, aren't you a hardware guy? Just use some circuit board and a car battery to fashion a crude stungun-- THEN, ESCAPE TO SAFETY!

Or just use whatever is laying around.

HAVE AT HIM!!!

Dangit Frank!
Your smart enough,
Strong enough and
Have the fire power to defeat such a pathetic excuse of human existence!
Get out from under your desk and defend yourself and coworkers from his rants and drivel!
Yeah! Charge!!

Gorius in civitate mea est! Acta est, mehercle, acta est! Quid faciam? Nunc quidem operor, nec ullum telum habeo.

Me miserum! Tempestatibus appropinquantibus nobis admonitum est; quomodo factum est ut primum hodie Gorium advenire certior factus sim? Qui re vera amens atque furens est. Mihi nuntiatum est eum oratione habita quendam membris ipsis distractis occidisse.

Quis advenit? Me sub mensa celatum invenies si opus mihi erit.

C'mon, Frank. Get out from under that desk. I take it that your employer insists that his drones remain gun-free, so you'll just have to think: "What would McGuyver do in a case like this?" Surely you have some tape, or something in your desk you can make a weapon out of.

Or you could be like those Mythbuster guys. They can make anything.

Either way, we're counting on you!

Just remember that after hurricanes all kinda creepy stuff comes out from under the rocks.

Frank:
Chill, man. Come up to Jacksonville tomorrow morning. The Pres is at Alltel Stadium at 10:00. Free. There's supposed to be a rally for Jaguars before they leave to play Indy on Sunday, but I get the feeling GWB will draw the bigger crowd.
That'll make you feel better.

Gore going to Florida to campaign for Kerry reveals the truth: Kerry/Edwards are willing to say anything and use anything they can in a misguided effort to get elected. Hopefully, Gore's rant in Florida will help expose the ticket for what it really is: A creepy liberal effort to take power in America and continue selling us down the river. Gawd help us if these guys get into power. I think it'd be rough.

They're flying under the radar. I didn't know Gore was in town either. Edwards was in my town today. They shut down the road to my husband's office. I had NO IDEA Edwards was going to be in town. My husband kept saying, "They closed my road because of Edwards". I kept replying, "Edwards who?" D'oh!

Right, baby - while Bush sits in the White House **three days** next week, the Dems are out fighting for votes. He wants to sleep in his own bed - he needs his rest.

Well, his nap starts next January, when he hands over the reins to JK. Then he can sleep lying down, instead of sleeping in office.

Bush is going to loose, and lose way big

Frank, to hell with gore, lock & load and go after charlemagne.

Your mind is a weapon sysytem, use it. Ask for his autograph and jam the pen under his chin into his brain.

Hey, charlemagne: white flags are on the way. kerry says shut up and die while terrorists murder you with your children and give the rest of America a nuisance.

Keep arrogant foreign women out of the white house!

Pale Rider, Whatsa matter, afraid of foreign women? Tell you what, most foreign women I know are more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever have.

I suggest you go back to playing video games and sucking on your binkie.

"Lock and load?" Tell you what, let's see your big gun-totin' ass enlist for Iraq. Retros like you are all mouth when it comes to watching someone else die for your chicken-s*** ideals.

Go enlist baby - put your cajones where your mouth is. All I see on these neocon boards is a lot of rah-rah for guns and Iraq, but where's the rush to enlist and fight the enemy. Pathetic.

Oh yeah, if you look at the "soldiers deceased" roles for this stupid war, you'll find several AMerican of foreign descent - "foreign women", as you describe them - who have died as American soldiers to save your whimpy ass.

Go get a life, and learn to read a little about the issues on both sides before spouting your Neanderthal crap - you and your kind are on the way to extinction, thank god...

charlemagne: ever heard of terayza? she's who i want to keep out of the white house, and i sure as hell am not afraid of her. she's an arrogant codescending snob, a lot like you, a nuisance. And if you can't take a joke go back to hiding under dan rather's chair. And as far as Iraq goes, if they would take me i would go, but you'll never know me that well.

I'm sick and tired of all the commie pinkos calling us hypocrites because we're not in Iraq. Hey, if every conservative enlisted, who would fight the war at the home front?

Okay Charlemagne, you posed a good question. Now it's my turn to ask one. You probably believe that Clinton's getting us involved in Yugoslavia was perfectly fine, right? Okay, why didn't YOU enlist back then?

-The Real Conservative Carl
aka The Half-Elven Commie Slayer

Hey Charlie, who do you think is in the military? Ain't no hippie larva signing up for service.

There is currently a backlog of volunteers, the military has surpassed their enlistment goals.

Quit trolling and go back to sucking on the government teat.

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