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October 22, 2004
Kerry Shows His Dedication
Posted by Frank J. at 09:13 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (26)

New Kerry radio ad - IMAO exclusive!

Astute readers may have noticed that these mp3 are adapted from previous IMAO material, but Scott McCollum and I will work on some new stuff soon.

Oh, and if you haven't listened to the anti-Halliburton ad or the Townhall Debate yet, you're a moron. Go do so.

Rating: 0.5/5 (3 votes cast)

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26 Responses To "Kerry Shows His Dedication"

FIRST!

#1 - Posted by: Gullyborg on October 22, 2004 09:18 PM

I think Frank J should reward his loyal and dedicated readers by shameless plugging the blogs of those who post first.

#2 - Posted by: Gullyborg on October 22, 2004 09:19 PM

Sorry man, I can't keep reading you went you work for the dark side.

#3 - Posted by: NRAlifer on October 22, 2004 09:36 PM

Don't fear, NRAlifer, he's just infiltrating so he can wipe them out from the inside.

#4 - Posted by: Gullyborg on October 22, 2004 09:46 PM

Again with the betrayal! I'm shock--

Oh, Satire again. Frank J., you've got to put that at the start of the title or porr, dull-witted Canadians like me will believe you're trying to destroy the Bush Presidency.

#5 - Posted by: The Bear on October 22, 2004 09:59 PM

And now I've proven how dull-witted I am, by not spell checking. *sigh*

#6 - Posted by: The Bear on October 22, 2004 10:00 PM

who you callin' a Moore-on?

#7 - Posted by: Joshua on October 22, 2004 10:03 PM

w00t! You got a plug on the Human Events weekly newsletter! Congrats!

#8 - Posted by: Candy on October 23, 2004 12:56 AM

You're outdoing yourself, Frank.

These quick jaunts to the Dark Side and back may cause Bi-Polar Disorder.

I suggest that you start dropping by The Rottie at least once a day. To keep the softly whispering MoonBats in your head at bay. And to give Emperor Misha a place to flog your T-shirts. For a percentage, of course.

Jack.

#9 - Posted by: Jack Deth on October 23, 2004 01:21 AM

Your radio advertisements are outstanding. The Halliburton ad is a masterpiece.

#10 - Posted by: Average Joe on October 23, 2004 02:42 AM

I've emailed my local radio station in hopes that they air it. You'll be rich famous yet, Frank J.

#11 - Posted by: cerebron on October 23, 2004 03:29 AM

I didn't understand the last line ... "Paid for by garble garble garble" is all I could get. Can someone translate for me? Thank you! The RNC needs to hire you to do real commercials for them the next election, Frank! Outstanding!

#12 - Posted by: MountainMama on October 23, 2004 07:55 AM

its was something like 'paid for by north vietnamese shrimp boats for truth' or something like that

#13 - Posted by: puschmj on October 23, 2004 08:30 AM

love it, love it, love it!

#14 - Posted by: Laura on October 23, 2004 11:13 AM

question fer ya-why does the townhall debate one cut off mid sentence at the end?
I wanted to hear the crowd reaction.

#15 - Posted by: Laura on October 23, 2004 11:22 AM

Hilarious! Great song in the background!

#16 - Posted by: Trinnan on October 23, 2004 11:30 AM

Whew! I'm glad I'm not a moron!

#17 - Posted by: jonag on October 23, 2004 11:33 AM

Laura,
That means you need a better player. Older ones do that.

#18 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 23, 2004 11:53 AM

Great!!! It was like the olden days, all the family sitting around, staring at the radio (computer)! My kids loved the terrorists getting shot the best.

OT - Guess whom I saw 8/10: President Bush. Guess whom I'll see 10/26: Vice President Cheney. Guess whom I'll see after that? Sean Hannity!!! Woo-hoo! What a great Electoral Triad!

#19 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on October 23, 2004 12:02 PM

Does the sound cut out in mid-sentence when listening to Frank's satirical radio ads? The fix for that problem is FREE!

Download the latest media players for your computer:

MAC
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download

WINDOWS
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/mp10/default.aspx

#20 - Posted by: Scott on October 23, 2004 12:27 PM

Everbody needs to email the link to:
stu@glennbeck.com
He's the producer for the Glenn Beck show. They're the ones that started the
"I [heart] Haliburton" thing.

Maybe if they get enough email about it,
they'll actually play it.

#21 - Posted by: ford4x4 on October 23, 2004 12:30 PM

John Kerry will commit war crimes to protect American voters...

BEST...LINE...EVER!

PS- Does Kerry realize that this will be detrimental to his image with the crazy pacifists? Oh well, less votes for him. Good ol' plurality system...

#22 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC member) on October 23, 2004 03:58 PM

Frank, I'm sure the IMAO faithful would love to know who (besides you) did the voices for the Town Hall Debate. They are funnier and possessed of more talent than Saturday Night Live has had in all its 30 years.

#23 - Posted by: dukeofpittsburgh on October 24, 2004 02:18 AM

Frank writes 'em and I produce 'em.

I'm Scott, a guy with a lot of wacky voices looking for a creative outlet. Previously I've done voice over work for:

-Microsoft
-No Huddle Fantasy Football (http://www.enterthestudio.com/portfolio/no_huddle/index.html)
-Hasbro (http://www.hasbro.com/heroscape/pl/page.gamedemo/dn/default.cfm)
-Insightful Software
-Various radio talk shows

Thanks for the kind words. Speaking of words--it's Frank J. who comes up with most of the magic. Without his scripts these MP3s would have about 99% less funny...

#24 - Posted by: Scott on October 25, 2004 05:05 PM

The best bitches on the web

#25 - Posted by: weak sister bitch on November 12, 2004 03:52 PM
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