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October 23, 2004
Kerry Radio Ad: Foreign Support
Posted by Frank J. at 02:37 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (25)

Here is a brand new radio ad since so many of you promised to be good. Kerry had mentioned that anonymous foreign leaders supported him, and I thought it was time for him to display that support.

Rating: 1.9/5 (11 votes cast)

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25 Responses To "Kerry Radio Ad: Foreign Support"

"Anonymous foreign people think he should be president"

Priceless.

#1 - Posted by: on October 23, 2004 02:52 PM

"Shouldn't you?" That was the sweetest ending, Frank. That pretty much sums up the whole Kerry message.

#2 - Posted by: Editor on October 23, 2004 02:55 PM

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I just chanaged my vote. That add really speaks to the heart, Frank.

#3 - Posted by: Sticky B on October 23, 2004 02:56 PM

He's right, you know!

#4 - Posted by: Adolf Hilter on October 23, 2004 02:58 PM

Oh, I'm swayed! Thank you for showing us all the light!

Yes, the unnamed foreign officials bit is the bomb!

#5 - Posted by: Veda on October 23, 2004 02:59 PM

Does that mean I wish Kerry to be elected too?

Oh wait, I'm not anonymous! Whew!

Go Bush!

#6 - Posted by: The Bear on October 23, 2004 03:16 PM

Hillarious as always, Frank.

You should have done like "TEAM AMERICA (F*&#-Yeah!) and had Kim-Jong Mentally-Il say his bit with the "l"s and "r"s switched around instead of in his native language (that's who that was supposed to be, right?).

#7 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC member) on October 23, 2004 03:48 PM

When are you going to do a video of it for the deaf IMAO readers?

#8 - Posted by: jonag on October 23, 2004 04:12 PM

"When are you going to do a video of it for the deaf IMAO readers?"

I still think In My World: The Sit (on a) Com(mie) would rock the hell out of most sitcoms out there. Frankly better writing. *ducks*

But still, I don't want to be good! I'm an evil operative of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, Euroweenie division! I oppress minorities and eat hatred and cereal all day!

#9 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on October 23, 2004 04:37 PM

I'm a deaf IMAO reader, but I didn't see that the ad was for non-deaf IMAO readers only, so I tried to listen to it. Stupid me!

#10 - Posted by: Katie on October 23, 2004 05:02 PM

Please! Don't bring up "Team America" anymore. I plopped down in the theater with my All-too-Kerry bro-in-law (gonna do "a guy thing" he says. Leave the wives at home. I says "where's the Jack?") to watch the the flick and he turns to me when Mentally Ill's puppet open his mouth and says, "Why do my sons know who the fuck Cartman is?"

I'm dogpaddling here, people!

#11 - Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin on October 23, 2004 05:14 PM

Ha ha ha! I love this one. Especially "Anonymous foreign people think Kerry should be president. Shouldn't you?" It's excellent.

#12 - Posted by: LEMadison on October 23, 2004 07:12 PM

It should be noted that deaf readers of IMAO with the latest version of Microsoft Media Player can follow along with the closed captioning of the IMAO radio ads.

When playing the IMAO radio ads in Windows Media Player, follow these steps to turn on captions:

1. Click on the "Play" option on the menu at the top of the screen.
2. Click "Captions and Subtitles"
3. Choose the "On if Available" option to read the script of the IMAO radio ads.

Frank J. has closed captioned his radio ads for the deaf. Boy, how politically correct is that?

#13 - Posted by: Scott on October 23, 2004 07:42 PM

"Anonymous foreign people think Kerry should be president. Shouldn't you?"

Definite bumper sticker material. Excellent!

#14 - Posted by: Chim-Chim on October 23, 2004 08:04 PM

scott, i noticed the closed captioning and followed along!

even though i'm not deaf.

#15 - Posted by: sarahk on October 23, 2004 08:49 PM

Where, pray tell, is the THIRD radio advertisement? I feel a stirring of the dark side of the force. It is strong and eeeeevil: It is that Darth Rove I see over there using his evil mind-control tricks?

#16 - Posted by: Steve Poling on October 23, 2004 10:15 PM

Is it just me or does Kerry sound a lot like al gore in these ads?

#17 - Posted by: AJ on October 23, 2004 11:35 PM

no, algore screams a lot.

#18 - Posted by: sarahk on October 24, 2004 12:07 AM

Fox is reporting 6 Tunisian doctors have arrived to treat arafat. he might finally be on his last legs!

#19 - Posted by: AMJoe on October 24, 2004 12:58 AM

AMJoe, I heard they were treating him for "flu symptoms." Darn that eeeeevil George W. Bush for not getting Yasser his flu shot!

#20 - Posted by: BarCodeKing on October 24, 2004 01:17 AM

OT
watch Stolen Honor online for free here

#21 - Posted by: You on October 24, 2004 01:24 AM

why does this have to be IMAO for the non-computer impaired?

#22 - Posted by: rapp on October 24, 2004 02:30 PM

Frank, these ads are great! It's the kind of stuff I'd run on my radio show, if managment hadn't told me to be "neutral". Maybe Mr. Rumsfeld can pay them a visit, then my problems would be solved.

#23 - Posted by: Don Collett on October 24, 2004 11:58 PM

Hey, Dr. Don? Will KLXK management let you play fake ads that make fun of both sides of the political spectrum?

#24 - Posted by: Scott on October 25, 2004 01:11 AM
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