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October 26, 2004
Question of the Day
So on Election Day, I'm supposed to vote for Sherrif (well, I might actually do the early vote thing this weekend so I can go straight to live blogging on the 2nd after work). But, as I found out at the range, most of the Sheriff's on the nightshift are punk kids whom I'm pretty sure no one voted for. So what Sheriff exactly am I voting for? The super-master Sheriff? I really dunno. What do you think? 13 Responses To "Question of the Day"
You vote fot their boss. Yeah, you're voting for the queen sherrif. The ones you run into on the street are just worker sherrifs, who fly around town collecting traffic fines and then return to the police station to make honey. Okay, I might have gotten that mixed up with something else, but you get the idea.
I was going to comment, but sandor hit it right on the head. #3 - Posted by: MikeC on October 26, 2004 10:07 AMYou're voting for the political hack at the top. The rest are deputydrones as Sandor points out. Vote for whichever one says "I am the Law!" and blows up cars for repeat parking violations. #4 - Posted by: tacberry on October 26, 2004 10:34 AMmaster sheriff - he's like the master vampire, he makes all the little sheriffs and they all go about patrolling the night #5 - Posted by: snarky on October 26, 2004 11:31 AMThink Andy Griffith and Barney Fife. You're voting for Andy, and he hires Barney. #6 - Posted by: Sticky B on October 26, 2004 12:31 PMYou vote for the Sheriff. Those guys are not Sheriffs, they are Deputies. Vote well. County Sherrifs and Constables are the last Chief Law Enforcement Officers that are actually selected by The People. As such, they are actually accountable for their behavior, unlike municiple police chiefs and feds. #7 - Posted by: Daniel Texas on October 26, 2004 01:28 PMSherrif RosCOOOOOOOE P. Coltrane... "Come own, Flash, let's git theeyum Duke boys..." #8 - Posted by: Beo on October 26, 2004 03:24 PM Okay, here is the deal. The Sheriff is very much like the Police Commissioner, he's the political guy over the administration of county law enforcement and jails. Here in Maricopa County, we got Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Meanest Sheriff in America, or sumpin' like that. He makes the convicts wear pink underwear and eat green bologna while living in tent cities. Makes them do chain-gangs and stuff. However mean Sheriff Joe may be, you better not get between him and a TV camera. He'll run you over. #10 - Posted by: azlibertarian on October 26, 2004 10:57 PMHaving completed an absentee ballot, I was pretty annoyed that there was only one guy running for sheriff, incumbent (natuarlly) Jim Karnes. In addition to being a Democrat, I recall a time when he had ads (and thus competition), and he looked mean. Not in a RAR DEATH TO CRIME way, though. More like the kind of guy who would have one of his cronies kick your taillight out (or knee if on foot) for not calling him "sir." #11 - Posted by: Zordran on October 27, 2004 01:18 AMYou know, I kinda Miss Sheriff Hege out here in NC, but I don't get to vote for him no more since I am in stokes county & stuff. Okay so he screwed himself, bless his heart. But anyway, Frankelpuss, if you must vote for a douce bag, dig some dirt on him first like you did on Jonah & Glenn, you know? Find out if they are a puppy-blender, cat batter or a monkey killer/assassin thingy before you vote. Oops, shutting up now, Left wingers are circling.. HELP!!!! ACHKK! #12 - Posted by: LokiDoki on October 29, 2004 12:01 AMI like this... Post a comment
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