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October 25, 2004
Edwards Radio Ad: What the Terrorists Fear
You've probably all seen this video clip of Edwards fussing over his hair for like eight hours. This makes him look like a sissy, but, through my brilliant ad idea produced by Scott McCollum, I've turned it into an asset. Listen to the ad here... and no one tell Hosting Matters how much bandwidth I'm using. 19 Responses To "Edwards Radio Ad: What the Terrorists Fear"
Nice touch there at the end!! And I'm glad that good hair is not the key to success or I'd be a real loser! #2 - Posted by: jonag on October 25, 2004 12:15 PMI love the Gone With The Wind Theme song playing in the background.
thats kerry's plan...to replace the USMC with a fleet of stylists. im sure the terrorists would have the crap scared out of them if they saw thousands of flamboyant hair-dressers headed in their direction. #5 - Posted by: puschmj on October 25, 2004 12:45 PMI can hear the fleet of stylists now-"Raaarrrghhh split ends! A bad perm! A bad hair cut GRRRRRRRRRRRR! CHARGE! We'll shave 'em bald, to start fresh! Is that Edwards brushing his hair that I hear in the background of the ad? Classic! #7 - Posted by: Gordo on October 25, 2004 01:14 PMFrankJ "Listen to the ad here... and no one tell Hosting Matters how much bandwidth I'm using." I'm John Edwards and I do not endorse this message. I do, as an attorney, support my right to sue you until you wet your panites and cry like a computer programmer. That's right. As a good and benevolent sword of the people, I will force you out of your mother's basement and into the light of day where you will see the value of good hair and good hygiene. How sick are you that you think that I think that John Kerry has good hair? The man pays more than you can put on your VISA for a cut that ends up looking like an oppossum crawled up in a tree and died. Not that John looks like the kind of tree that would kill an oppossum...OK, maybe he does. But that won't keep me from suing your punk hide till you don't have any jammies to blog in. Don't you point that thing at me! #10 - Posted by: John Edwards, Esq. on October 25, 2004 02:13 PMFIRST!! ...to say "sorry you didn't win the WashingtonPost best humor blog event. Are you demanding a recount Frank? I voted like 30 times for you...its a good thing to have multiple disposable e-mail addresses #11 - Posted by: AMJoe on October 25, 2004 02:22 PMPromising that John Edwards will stop Al Qaeda with his haircut isn't any more far fetched than John Kerry curing cripples with stem cells. They ought to play this ad in Ohio! #12 - Posted by: Mr. Supercuts on October 25, 2004 03:50 PMi haven't laughed so hard since kramer was mistaken for a 'tard on seinfeld i'm sending that video to everyone i know in ohio #13 - Posted by: pale rider on October 25, 2004 03:58 PMHAHAHA!! :D Good job, Frank! You may not be the blog class clown, but you are the kid whom everyone laughs at. ;) #14 - Posted by: TEM on October 25, 2004 04:49 PM...and Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian No! I don't believe it! When was this discovered? Why, the BC04 campaign will never survive a scandal like this... bwaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa #15 - Posted by: jean on October 25, 2004 05:00 PMif you had put that ad up before the voting closed you would have won. I'm just saying. Nice touch on the music. #16 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 25, 2004 07:59 PMThis Edwards is wrong! I do NOT wear a turban to cover my crappy haircut and it is NOT a towel, you stinking infidel Jew-loving pigs! It is a tablecloth... get it right! #17 - Posted by: Nobel Prize Winner Y. Arafat on October 25, 2004 10:42 PMI like this... Post a comment
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