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October 26, 2004
They Reek of Desperation and Patchouli Oil
Though polls are close, the left and the Democrats seem to be getting increasingly desperate. How can you tell? Here is a list of how: TOP TEN WAYS YOU CAN TELL THE LEFT IS GETTING DESPERATE ABOUT THE ELECTION 10. In response to Sinclair, numerous networks are forced to carry an hour long special about how Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian. 9. Bill Clinton is trotted out to do constant speeches, receiving treatment of a defibrillator between each one. 8. Instead of offering crack for registration, now they offer full-fledged cocaine. 7. P Diddy changes his get out the vote slogan in phone calls from "Vote or Die" to "Vote or I'll Kill You, Honkey." 6. They give up on the Kerry campaign to get a head start on the "Bush Stole the Election Again" campaign. 5. They pay for an ad scaring people about the draft on IMAO. 4. They threaten that, if Bush is reelected, they'll have people move here from France. 3. Kerry starts to make an issue of how he served in Vietnam. 2. For the last minute campaigning, Kerry gets a two thousand dollar haircut. And the number one way you can tell the left is getting desperate about the election... You can't. They've been about as desperate as they can be since 2001. 14 Responses To "They Reek of Desperation and Patchouli Oil"
First, bitches! #1 - Posted by: Lou on October 26, 2004 07:04 AMI was wondering about that ad. #2 - Posted by: Lou on October 26, 2004 07:05 AMcrazy democrats #3 - Posted by: Joey D on October 26, 2004 07:50 AMAnother sign the Dems are desperate: Allowing Mrs. Edwards to speak. #4 - Posted by: Caroline E. on October 26, 2004 08:08 AMSorry to bug you about the ad Frank. I hope you charged them double. Oh yeah, funny! #6 - Posted by: Sarge on October 26, 2004 08:26 AMYou can tell they are desparate - I got a phone message yesterday saying the EVIL Republicans in Congress will privatize Social Security (And that's bad because...) gut the poor, tax the poor, blah blah blah blah yada yada yada. Michael Reddy is EVIL because he works for BIG INSURANCE and he tried to sell EVIL insurance policies that don't cover ANYTHING like mammograms and then charge more for them and cackle while he counts his PROFITS. Mitch Daniels is EVIL and bankrupted ALPCO and destroyed the lives of workers and ate all their food and spent their life savings and killed your parents and kicked some puppies for good measure. Sorry - got a little too involved in Northern Indiana politics.
They reminded America that CBS news and Dan Rather are partisan hacks a full month before the election rather than waiting until the last 4 days or so. Even the NY Times jumped the gun a couple of days early. #8 - Posted by: Sticky B on October 26, 2004 12:35 PMDude! Kerry served in Vietnam? Wow. #10 - Posted by: jean on October 26, 2004 04:36 PM#7 is inaccurate: The shirt should say "Vote or I'll, er, I mean, Shyne Will Kill You, Honkie. Yeah. Shyne. Not Me. Him." #11 - Posted by: Just John on October 26, 2004 04:48 PMI'm still trying to figure out what you mean by GETTING desperate! LOL #12 - Posted by: CavalierX on October 27, 2004 04:11 AMWhat? What day is this? I really gotta stop working 3rd shitf.... Ooops, I mean shift. NO, wait, think I had it right the first time.... And, hello, draft thingy was dis-claimed, dis-proven, shot to shit for the overwelmingly obvious lie for what it was back in MARCH OF THIS YEAR? HAVE YOU ALL NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION? Oh, sorry about that, forgot to moderate with a little al-K-hal action to mellow the nerves & the bold caps.... But, 'scuse me, I am an ignorant lout & I spotted the obvious lie {(thanks to Baldilocks) back in June or something)} As an obvious piece of shit & even mentioned it to some liberal friend (who was obviously shocked and awed (okay, so I love Rush, bite me...) & she thought, just for a moment..... #13 - Posted by: LokiDoki on October 28, 2004 11:48 PMI like this... Post a comment
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