Yo, definitely "Haliburton"! Hands down! No competition! "Haliburton" all the way!

Go for Haliburton and blended puppies then gotta love the townhall debate. "I can tell jokes too"

Haliburton has redefined my life. I will throw a couple of bucks towards the radio bill if you need.
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I'd also go with Haliburton first, and the debate a near second. But they're both some of the funniest things I've heard in a while - keep 'em coming!

Absolutely Halliburton

well, of the other bits, how would you rank them?

Not as high as Haliburton.

Okay... but in what order, or were they not funny at all.

1. Haliburton
2. Debates (though probably too long)'
3. foriegn support
4. Kerry shows dedication
5. what terrorists fear
6. talks to the kids
7. Hungry hippos

Suggestion: The Kerry voice needs changed. I understand that it is intentionally monotone, but it just isn't funny to me. Needs tweaked.

Thanks, gaskar; that's exactly the feedback I'm looking for.

Haliburton first getting beat by 5 year olds last.

and I now a guy that operated a ham radio from his basement for a while.

1. Halliburton
2. Debates
3. Kerry commits war crimes
I wasn't in tune with the humor of the others, and I thought the Kerry and kids one was too long. Although I liked the 5 year olds beating him up and him crying that he wants a purple heart. :) But the run up to the punch line was too long. Can you do a pro Bush ad that doesn't make him seem like an idiot? I know that's the joke, but its not true. Humor is funny when based on truth. :) I love the new entries in IMAO for the Non-Deaf, thank you Frank!!

I'm not in radio, but I do a cable access television show (it's a political talk show format) in the battleground state of Ohio... I think the Halliburton bit was the funniest, but the Kerry war crimes one was a hoot as well.

btw, Frank, not to tease you (anymore), but i'm still working on that "Coolest IMAO reader ever" award. I'm not in the radio business, but I know some people who know some people who work for some people...

I'm the Editor and I approve this message.

funniest:
1) haliburton
2) debate
3) hippos
4) warcrimes
5) hair
6) foreign leaders

4-6 are about equal. i don't like career day.

PS the length shows up wrong on some of them, like the debate claims to be 8:34 but ends around 7min.

actually when i listen to it more, i like the foreign leaders one better. but i had trouble understanding what the accent people were saying the first time.

1. Hippos
2. Kerry Talks to the Kids
3. Haliburton
4. Debate
5. War Crimes
6. Foreign Support
7. Hair (What Terrorists Fear)

That's just the way I see things... And I promise to be and extra super dooper special good if you promise to keep doing this stuff every day and twice on Sundays!!!

A little justification: I laughed hardest at the "Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot" and the "And I approved what I just said" lines.

"I seem to radiate some sinister evil..." "My doops... mean my constituents" "Become a lawyer as it will erode away your soul" "I want a Purple Heart for my owie" Those all got a good chuckle.

The paid for by bit at the end of the Haliburton ad was classic!

Elliot,
That may be the player again. These were messed up on Winamp until I updated it (or played them in the Microsoft Media Player).

Thanks for the opinion so far, BTW,

Now more. More!

oh also in the debate, i thought the laughter soundtrack when kerry said he was consistent didn't sound quite right. i'm probably just used to sitcom laughter, and it was different...

my favorite part was when bush shot the audience guy and called it decisive leadership :)

Haliburton is the funnest so far. As far as getting on the radio goes have you tried to contact Glenn Beck yet? With his I heart Haliburton shirts, this would seem to be the perfect fit and opening towards more engagements? Or did you want to go another direction with the radio gig?

Personally, I haven't done any contacting, but I have started listening to Glenn Beck since he's been mentioned by so many people.

Q: WHY DOES MY AUDIO CUT OFF BEFORE THE END OF THE COMMERCIAL?!

A: If you are using WinAMP, Quicktime, or Windows Media Player and the IMAO for the Non-Deaf audio abrubtly ends, please get the FREE upgrade for the player you use:

WinAMP:
http://download.nullsoft.com/winamp/client/winamp505_full.exe

Apple Quicktime:
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download

Microsoft Windows Media Player:
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/player/download/download.aspx

Also, if you have trouble understanding some of the audio (e.g. the "fast announcer" at the end of the ads), Windows users can follow along with the closed captioning with the latest version of Microsoft Media Player.

When playing the IMAO radio ads in Windows Media Player, follow these steps to turn on captions:

1. Click on the "Play" option on the menu at the top of the screen.
2. Click "Captions and Subtitles"
3. Choose the "On if Available" option to read the script of the IMAO radio ads.

1. halliburton
2. town hall
3. hippos
4. foreign leaders
5. hair
6. career day
7. must be the war crimes one because i don't remember it. but i'm sure it's funny.

Haliburton is SO number one. The debate, I think, is next funniest, then the elementary school one.

even though I am 100% bush, my vote is for hippos, it's funny as hell

1.) Halliburton
2.) War Crimes
3.) Debate (too long; it would cost a fortune to air that.)
4.) How to tell a coral snake from a king snake. ;-)

Either way, you better get on the ball! Less than a week!

Oh yeah, I like Hippos too. "I'm a Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot!"

1.Haliburton
2.Debate
3.Hungry Liberals
4.What Terrorists Fear
5.Forein Support
6.Kerry Shows his Dedication
7.Career Day w/ John Kerry

Halliburton.

I think Hungry Liberals is by far the funniest. No.2 would have to be the Foregin Support.

1. Halliburton
2. Hungry Hippos
3. Hair
4. Debates (pretty much tied with Hair)
5. Foreign Leaders
6. Career Day

Actually Career Day was kinda lame compared to the rest.

Yeah but JOHN KERRY is kinda lame... I wouldn't blame that on Frank J.

1. Hair
2. Halliburton
3. War Crimes
4. Foreign Leaders
5. Kerry Career
6. Hippos
7. Debate

1. Halliburton
2. Debate
3. Hippos
4. Foreign Leaders
5. Career Day
6. War Crimes

Might change the EVIL voice at the beginning of Halliburton, so it won't seem like a joke at first.

The "King Snake" song was good too, but I don't think that's what you're looking for.
" da-dunt-da-dun-nunt King of what? "
" da-dunt-da-dun-nu King of wussiness! "

The one with "I am John Kerry and I approve this messsage, and Mary Cheney is a lesbian."

Frank, I am the PD/morning host at a small station in Texas. We're not major market, but I'd love to air some of those bits if it's okay.

My favorites are the Halliburton and the hair ones (although I definitely seem to be in the minority on the hair vote). The debate was hilarious, though long--much much better than SNL's versions this time around (what a disappointment after the greatness of the 2000 debate sketches, says I).

1. Halliburton
2. Hair
3. War crimes

i liked the lot.

best bit: "flipwaffler". a word that deserves to become widespread.

i think the funniest was the debate, mostly because it was longer and so had more.

hippo was great because it is the first actually funny bit of anti-bush humour i've ever seen.. and it's not as if i haven't been looking.

war crimes is probably the most effective as a real hit job.

thanks for the laughs. ^_^
the auroran sunset.

The one with Bush handing out terrorist skulls is the best for airing.

And you might try an outfit called Radio America. They're based here in DC, and I used to do a guest segment for them. Also knew their fundraiser.

Halliburton.

I showed the written version to my husband and best friend and both of them just about lost an internal organ.

My friend went to your site to get the audio version and then forced her CPA husband to listen. He, too, had internal damage and is in the process of spreading the Word of IMAO.

1.Hair
2.Halliburton
3.Foreign Leaders

the funniest ones in order.

Thank you for the compliments, Ginger, and please let us know if you're ever in need of a kidney (Frank has an extra).

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