The IMAO Presidential Endorsement
In the course of this long campaign, you've been asking yourself one question, "Who will IMAO tell me to vote for?" Well, that time has come, and the person you should vote for is President George W. Bush.
Domestically, he has given me tax cuts.
He may have done lots of spending, but I don't know how that affects me so I don't care.
Most importantly, though, he's killed terrorists.
Even stopping the evil Saddam.
The war on terrorism is very important, so he even teamed up with great allies like Tony Blair.
Together they fought terrorists and ninjas.
Bush's opponent, Senator John Kerry, is scared of terrorists and ninjas.
That's why I enthusiastically endorse Bush and say that Kerry is a goober. We need four more years of tax cuts and dead terrorists.
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