FIRST!!!

Hmm...
The latest poll of undecided monkeys are leaning Kerry?
Typical monkey.

Frank, you're supposed to open the lid before your take a dump. That's the big thing you're sitting on. ;^)

RALLY AT CAPITOL STEPS ON SUNDAY--
Vets & Bush supporters...BIG announcement re: Kerry discharge.
Be there if you can!

(time TBA, probably 2pm or so)

Heres a special GOTV Mallard Style

You mean Mulder and Scully are getting together at last? Marduk, we praise thee, may their spawn thing have freckles, giggle, and solve mysteries with a talking shark. Ha cha cha chachachachacha.

Frank, how Josh Micah Marshall-esque of you.

Something bigger than the pentagon defaming the NY Times?
Who "stole" the explosives from the bunker? We did, you numbnut liberals!!!

Did you finally proposed!!?

Your chair served in Vietnam?

I'm thinking right now, it's what World Net Daily has up on their site.
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41194

Tobit endorses Bush? C'mon, dont leave us in suspense!

Hey, if the election is going Bush's way, and the latest news suggests major momentum for the Prez, then don't turn it too much Frank J.!

If your "sitting on something big" your not going to moon us Sunday night, are you?

what? frank proposed? to whom? and why wasn't i invited?

LOL, BeeBee!

I knew it. You've had Osama all this time. And the missing explosives.

This is big, but no surprise, as there has been much speculation already. This certainly explains why Hanoi John hasn't signed his DD Form 180...

BIG QUESTION - Will any of the MSM carry this or will they ignore it as they did the Communist Puppetgate story? I hate it when I know the answer to my question before I ask it.

Do we have any bloggers in Greenwich (home of the international date line) 'cause I can't wait until Sunday.

Cardboard tastes funny.

And the imaginations run wild...

tell us frank! we really want to know!!!!!!!!

Wow, the cogent arguments of the loony left just get more and more logical as November 2 looms! Must be good news for four more years of tax cuts and dead terrorists!

I can just picture you, gleefully out gallivanting around while the rest of us have to go about our weekend business in a state of persistent distraction, wondering what news is about to break.

In other, unrelated news, my five-year-old son just read a book to me for the first time.

yay! I bet he gets Frank's cartoons.

Sunday NIGHT?! SUNDAY!!! How am I supposed to study for my chemistry exam if I'm spending all weekend trying to figure out the surprise!! IMAO is ruining my GPA! (must be the joos' fault, somehow) Grrrr. *shakes fist*.

I too am sitting on something big that can turn the election and is incredibly important that everyone should know about. Expect it Wednesday.

Sitting on a big bag of Halloween Treats? Yech...... Skidmarks a go-go.

Maggie:

He LOVES Frank's cartoons. They're just the kind of humor that my son can relate to -- simplistic destruction. He digs that kind of stuff.

You tease.

Hmmmm and here I thought it would be something like France had just surrendered to a flying walmart bag. Go figure.

::shakes fist at IowaSoccerMom::
why did you keep your blog a secret, you goofy goof!!?!!

uh oh. we won't say anything about min.... damn.

Greenwich is 180 degrees away from the international date line.

Well quit sitting on it. It might hatch or something.

I think Bill's right. It's way too easy for the MSM to sit on a story until Wednesday, then "oops, did we forget to mention..."

P.S. Go USAF.

Could you be any more ambiguous? Turn in who's favor??? ARGH!!!

Happy Halloween, everyone! We're trick-or-drinking at my house, tonight, and tomorrow. I love this country!

"I'm sitting on something big here..."

Oh, wait! Perhaps you weren't being ambiguous, and you really are sitting on something big. Could Frank have a Saturday night squeeze? *purr* Go Frank!

Oh, please, please, please let it be the missing 100 pages from John Fraud Kerry's military file....

Someone should bribe the Navy archivist to share the whole file with the electorate. Why does John Kerry have all the billionaires on his side? It's not fair!

Frank J.'s timing is political.

He accidently stuffed the original blog post down his pants. This post was only a copy.

Frank J. wants to raid social security to pay for bullets to kill Iraqi children, to surpress the minority vote by stacking the dead Iraqi children in front of polling places in mostly Black neighborhoods.

Frank J. would be just like Hitler, except Bush was just like Hitler first, so Frank is really more like Mussolini, with a side order of Tojo.

Now, Frank J. says he has a "big surprise."

Can the American people really trust Frank J. and his big surprises?

I'm Terry Mac, and I authorized this blog comment.

Frank is da man, baby!

I know. I Know. Aquaman is going to endorse John Kerry. They both flip flop one in the water and one on land.

Are you sitting on it, or waiting (like the rest of us) for the Swifties to announce their big surprise tomorrow??? Hmm... I'm so friggin' excited!

I know, you have finally gotten trolls on your site! thats the big anouncement. No more limey for you.

I know what it is, it's--[TRANSMISSION BLOCKED]

Has FrankJ been visiting any jewlery stores lately? Has he built a 500 megawatt sniping lazer? Is he going to release the knews that he is Terazas illigetimate love child? Is he going to release evidence of John Kerry's ninja monkey ancestry? Is going to get a spell check utility for the comments?

It's a birth certificate showing that Kerry was born in France.

Ninja monkeys, don't say stuff like that Toad. You'll start giving the terrorists ideas.

maggie, you have one too?

Okay, I've slept late this Sunday (late for me, anyway). Does that count as "Expect it late Sunday"? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

Frank what is your opinion of compensating semi automatic pistols made by Glock & Beretta that reduce recoil?

I'm in Poland - it's 5:01 pm - is that late enough? Now, tell me! I KNOW where you live (i lived in Florida - North Lauderdale for 19 years!! Go Cougars! how lame of me to say that)

CDL forever.

Ok, tell tell.
coreyb

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041

A little old, but funny.

Don't expect the announcement to happen today. The group responsible for the newly discovered truth (hint) was told to "stand down" from higher powers.

I take that as a positive - i.e. the Republicans are confident that Bush will win big and do not need any last minute surprises against JFK.

Go W!

The Beatles are getting back together?

maggie, i found it. ::shakes fist::

if the beatles are getting back together, we had all better prepare for a seance.

Hey! I'm not a troll! More of an elf.

*sigh* My S.O. is convinced that Kerry is going to win. I'm so bummed out. I want Tuesday to hurry up an get here.

I suspect that the surprise may be that John Kerry served in Viet Nam. I seem to recall hearing a rumor to that effect at one point.

im nervous about this election

last night was better

today, not so good

will the news help us bushies?

please tell soon

thanks

A PRETENDED INTERVIEW WITH A GUY WHO WANTS TO BE MY 5-STORE GROCERY STORE CHAIN'S CEO:

Interviewer: 'So, Sir, you're one of our two final canidates to be our new CEO. So tell me: what qualifications do you have? From where did you graduate?''

Kerry: "From many very good schools. At a nationally-known prep school, followed by a very good undergraduate school, followed by a law school. If you wish to refer to me as J.F.Kerry, Esq, that is permitted, but not required at this stage. I also served in Vietnam."

"Interviewer: "I see. May I see your school transcripts?"

Kerry: "No. What I did 35 years ago does not bear upon my current abilities. However, I served in Vietnam as an officer, which was so much better than being drafted. Jane said so, and she was 'right'(for once in her life)."

Interviewer: "Have you been a CEO of something as important as a 5-store grocery chain before? After all, if I hire you, nearly 100 people will be depending upon you for a paycheck."

Kerry: "No, but I've given many important and influential opinions in my past 19 years in the USA Senate. Also, I might be able to cut you a great deal on fungal produce from Mr Bove of France - and that might stop him them from hating us so much."

Interviewer: "I see. Myself, I pretty much gave up on popularity tests at age 14. But lets change the topic: some have speculated that you might not be significantly more intelligent than our other candidate. What is your reply?"

Kerry: "That should have been 'response' rather than 'reply'. It's a matter of nuance. Besides, since I haven't released any records, anybody how claims I aint as smart as anybody else is gonna get sued as soon as my attys (all esq's) finnish with this-here election."

Interviewer: "Gotcha. Okay. um. . ."

Interviewer: "Oh. Since it is such a large part of your CV, may I see your military record?"

Kerry: "No. But I served in Vietnam, with great distinction (like Jenjis Khan, but on a boat). If you question my record or my plans for your company, I'd give you great answers, but I'm busy now. I've got great plans for your company."

Interviewer: "Were you honorably discharged?"

Kerry: "I think I've answered that question enough times. Next?"

Interviewer: "This is a several year-long job; can you show us medical reviews that indicate that you won't die before you do what we might hire you to accomplish?"

Kerry: "No, that's my private business."

Interviewer: "Um. Yeah, sure. So, tell me, are there any financial conflicts of interests that might preclude you from making judgements that were in the best interests of our group (i.e. the USA) rather than those that would benefit you or your family?"

Kerry: "The money that supports my lifestyle is none of your business. Let's face it, flying to the Columbia Gorge to do a little wind-surfing doesn't cost all that much. Besides, based upon Bill's lifestyle, if I'm elected President of a grocery store I won't need her money anymore so it's a moot point."

Interviewer: "So let us sum up your claims to qualify to run a grocery store: 1)War experience we can't fully document; 2)Education we can't fully document; 3)Personal Health we can't document; 4)Executive experience (none), and 5)Professional experience (none). Can you comment upon any topic?

static.
static.
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Fax reply from the Monsieur's Staff: Mr Kerry Has Great And Imposing ASnsweres To All of These Questions, But He Is Tooo Busy To Resondez Because He is Busy Planning The Re-Importation of Californian Tomatoes-On-The-Vine from Canada, Thus Decreasing The Cost Of Hot-House Tomatoes for All Of Ouur Grocery Stores & Better Produce For All Peeples. .

I'm not sure we want to know that much about your personal life, Frank ....

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