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October 31, 2004
Osama Speaks
Here is the surprise I told you about. In a final push for votes, the words of Osama are being used.
Click here to hear the audio. 28 Responses To "Osama Speaks"
Ouch. October surprise. First? #1 - Posted by: indorphin on October 31, 2004 06:03 PMAnother forign endorsement for kerry. This one goes nicely with arafats, if kerry gets zarqawi's he'll get a hat trick. #2 - Posted by: shaggydave on October 31, 2004 06:11 PMy'know, i didn't hear his most compelling statement in there: "Dirka Dirka Mohammed Jihad!" are you sure that's him? #3 - Posted by: Miss Beca on October 31, 2004 06:21 PMFabu! #4 - Posted by: Laura on October 31, 2004 06:28 PMIt might make a difference. I mean, if you ask a Lib which they prefer; Bush or Osama . . . uh never mind. #5 - Posted by: Thor Jr. on October 31, 2004 06:32 PMand i thought he was being serious about a surprise - not this joke #6 - Posted by: reb abe on October 31, 2004 06:34 PMThis critter would make an excellent throw rug for my living room floor. (After a thorough delousing and scrubbing,of course) #7 - Posted by: Moe on October 31, 2004 06:35 PMHow many of you will be happy to not hear another campaign ad for a long time? Or receive pre-recorded phone messages, or get fliers in the mail? I do wish the freedom of information act would allow the release of the remaining military records of sKerry though. Does anyone know if it's even been tried? This was a very clever spoof ad though! Cheers! #8 - Posted by: The Wizard on October 31, 2004 06:39 PMit would be nice if the rest of obl's tape would be publicized another media stealing check this out http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/33063.htm #9 - Posted by: reb abe on October 31, 2004 06:53 PMIf Kerry wins, I'll have a new bumper sticker: It sounds like the OBL voice was really speaking Arabic. You really did your homework on this one. #11 - Posted by: Gordo on October 31, 2004 07:39 PMfrank j. photoshopped that picture! here's the original #12 - Posted by: Dhimmicrats For Kerry on October 31, 2004 08:03 PMYou forgot, "... and Dick Cheney's daughter is a Lesbian." Still, EXCELLENT. Up there with "Haliburton". #13 - Posted by: Editor on October 31, 2004 08:56 PMGreat idea ChrTh. Where do I sign up? #14 - Posted by: Thor Jr on October 31, 2004 09:25 PMWell if they get to use UBL, I'm going to use MOV (My own vote). I get to vote this year. And it's a heavy responsibility but also a privilege. In one way because I am European I get to speak for those abroad who are affected by the leadership in the Whitehouse. So I give careful consideration to both side’s point of view. It’s not just lowering my tax bill I’m worried about. I know that lives hang in the balance. People in Afghanistan, Iraq, Sudan, you name it. And I speak from experience. I’m a Yankee now. I did my time for my adopted country. Special Ops. Black Ops. You know. Out in the theatre of war. Catering division. Those guys can slit a throat, assassinate a prime minister, and overrun an entire country in the weekend but not be able to boil an egg on Monday morning. I’d make the sangwidches. Sweet tea. You know. I make very sweet tea. This is the first time I’m votin’. I could never make it for one reason on the other. No one else in memory left the pub either on election day or any other day if it wasn’t a national emergency. But This is one. Support Vietnam Fighters against Gays. V-FAGS. Vote GW '04. Nobody tell Aaorn that Bush flip-waffled on the gay marriage thing...OK? #17 - Posted by: Joshua on October 31, 2004 10:02 PMI still say that was a Muppet on the screen. #18 - Posted by: AST on October 31, 2004 10:25 PMInstalanche--Rock ON! #19 - Posted by: Scott on October 31, 2004 10:27 PMPriceless!! I liked it so much that my MT pinged it twice! [Sorry I'm having a little issue with a failed MT upgrade at the moment.] #20 - Posted by: feste on October 31, 2004 11:06 PMOh boy that last line, "I'm John Kerry and I approved this message, I vow to hunt down and kill the Messager." dang! i thought Tobit was going to endorse Bush! oh well, i'll still keep reading your stuff..... #23 - Posted by: moehawk on November 1, 2004 05:15 AM$2 to help a soldier? i can do that #24 - Posted by: pale rider on November 1, 2004 05:55 AMOT Best Poll for undecided voters;
Weekly Reader kids select Bush in Presidential Poll The students who read Weekly Reader’s magazines have made their preference for President known: they want to send President Bush back to the White House. The results of this year’s Weekly Reader poll have just been announced, and the winner is President Bush. Hundreds of thousands of students participated, giving the Republican President more than 60% of the votes cast and making him a decisive choice over Democratic Senator John Kerry. Since 1956, Weekly Reader students in grades 1-12 have correctly picked the president, making the Weekly Reader poll one of the most accurate predictors of presidential outcomes in history.
I like this... Great discussion. Just a slight change in the subject. You may be interested in one of these seasonal tax topics: Post a comment
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