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November 02, 2004
A Glimpse Into a Possible Future: The Kerry Presidency
Oh no! What will happen if Kerry wins? I shall use my psychic powers and tell you... * * * * Kerry stared out the window of the White House. "No one told me there were so many colored folk in D.C.," he moaned, "Can't I move my headquarters to Cape Cod?" "Don't worry," Teresa said, "I am African-American like them. I'm also the queen of Portugal! Wagga wagga wagga!" "So, what are you first thoughts on assuming office?" asked a reporter. "I served in Vietnam," Kerry answered. "And how do you feel being only the second insane First Lady?" a reporter asked Teresa. "Cancer can be cured by wearing Saran-Wrap and dancing the waltz! Wagga wagga wagga!" Teresa answered. A panicked aide ran into the room. "America has just suffered another terror attack!" "Hey! My first priority is healthcare!" Kerry answered, "You tell those terrorists I served in Vietnam." "But the Republicans in Congress won't pass your plan," the aide answered, "They hate you. They even passed a resoultion saying so." "Don't they know who I am?!" Kerry fumed. "My left shoe has magical powers!" Teresa exclaimed, "Wagga wagga wagga!" They could hear an explosion nearby. "So are you going to do anything about terrorism?" the aide asked. "I'm outsourcing that problem to France," Kerry said. "But I thought you made it clear in your campaign your against outsourcing?" a reporter asked. "I thought I also made it clear I constantly change my mind on things," Kerry said indignantly. He then saw himself in the mirror. "Someone needs to paint me more orange!" 18 Responses To "A Glimpse Into a Possible Future: The Kerry Presidency"
Yay! That means time for a potty break! #1 - Posted by: Jenno on November 2, 2004 06:37 PMWho's got the Kool-Aid? #2 - Posted by: supplysider on November 2, 2004 06:39 PMFirst to say first! #3 - Posted by: on November 2, 2004 06:39 PMcan you say butt kissing France? #4 - Posted by: Laura on November 2, 2004 06:43 PMThe only good news about Kerry winning is that Hillary won't be our next Pres. #5 - Posted by: a2ndlife on November 2, 2004 06:45 PMI'll be known by my First MIDDLE and Last name. That's what! #6 - Posted by: Neo-con Samurai on November 2, 2004 06:45 PMI hope your soon-to-be Kerry "what if" scenario does not become prophetic..but I just found you were very correct about monkeys.I found this on Drudge a few minutes ago; http://asia.news.yahoo.com/041102/ap/d863k83o0.html #7 - Posted by: Moe on November 2, 2004 06:45 PMOMG! Wagga wagga wagga? The first insane first lady being Hillary I presume. #10 - Posted by: jonag on November 2, 2004 06:52 PMI'm not sure Hillary is insane, at least no more so than Nixon. Theresa Heinz, on the other hand, is certifiable. #11 - Posted by: shaggydave on November 2, 2004 06:58 PM(shakes head in dissapointment) jonag, it was Mary Todd Lincoln. though, maybe there's something to this three name thing. #12 - Posted by: maggie katzen on November 2, 2004 07:04 PMThat's right. Poor Mary Todd. I would have gone crazy too. #13 - Posted by: jonag on November 2, 2004 07:09 PMThese posts are great. I now know why I keep coming back. Thanks! #16 - Posted by: Steve Davis on November 25, 2004 03:23 PMI know why I keep coming back. Thanks! #17 - Posted by: HyperListBuilder on November 27, 2004 05:13 AMGreat discussion. Just a slight change in the subject. You may be interested in one of these seasonal tax topics: Post a comment
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