November 02, 2004
Fun Trivia
What do all people who claim voter intimidation have in common?
They're 'tards.
Ah, damn... Fox isn't reporting the actual electoral votes in the bottom of the screen.
They're reporting the 'projected' votes. Blast.
What do all people who comment in here have in common?
We enjoy intimidating 'Crats.
Dr. Doom will not be intimidated by the old lady at the polling station. Though the odor of mothballs and fruitcake eminating from her jogging suit may render Dr. Doom nauseous, Doom will not fall victim to her evil spell!
Actually, I voted early and the only thing that intimidated me was the 15 million steps needed to verify my vote: put it in 19 envelopes, sign each one, have a public notary stamp them, write my bank account numbers on each one, put the maiden name of my grandfathers' second girlfriend on the third envelope and the seventh, but not the ninth...
Everyone voting that day agreed it was probably easier to use "confusing ballots" in 2000 in Florida than to verify that Bush carried Alabama in 2004.
Yeah, I'd have gone with "pussies", but the judges will accept "tards."
Stumble It!
