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November 03, 2004
Even a Stopped Clock...
Posted by Frank J. at 08:52 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

I couldn't have put things better than the title to this DU post.

Bwa ha ha ha!

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19 Responses To "Even a Stopped Clock..."

First! Bush! @&^* Yeah!

#1 - Posted by: Caroline E. on November 3, 2004 08:55 AM

DUpes.

#2 - Posted by: Beo on November 3, 2004 09:16 AM

"...reep what they sew..." That moonbat is obviously not a farmer. And thay call US dumb. One thing I never got, how is the party for smaller govt. the more fascist party? Like oil and water, moonbats and logic just don't mix.

#3 - Posted by: shaggydave on November 3, 2004 09:17 AM

I like post #15.

#4 - Posted by: shaggydave on November 3, 2004 09:18 AM

The DU title... sweeter words have never been spoken. *contented sigh*
Barb

#5 - Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp on November 3, 2004 09:18 AM

That is one of the funniest sites I have been to in a long time. It is definitely one of the best parody sites on the web, wait a minute, they actually are serious and believe the shit their saying---what a gag.

They think the rest of us care if they leave the US because it is so oppresive.

#6 - Posted by: Chris on November 3, 2004 09:26 AM

if those fools really want to leave, let 'em. good luck to 'em as well. they'll come back with their tales between thier legs when they realize that the rest of the world, even canada, isn't quite as peachy as they would like to believe. and we'll be standing at the gate grinnin'.

#7 - Posted by: puschmj on November 3, 2004 09:30 AM

I hope they actually follow through this time on their threats to leave the country. Heck, I'll help them pack.

#8 - Posted by: Thor Jr. on November 3, 2004 09:30 AM

Tom Wolfe said he was voting for Bush because all of his liberal friends said they would leave the country if Bush won and, "Somebody has to make sure they get to the airport and be there to wave them off."

Couldn't have said it better - book your ticket now.

#9 - Posted by: swiney on November 3, 2004 10:30 AM

It's still amazing to me that I share a country with people who are this freakin delusional. I don't guess I ever stopped to realise that a person could still type after that much airplane glue.

#10 - Posted by: Sticky B on November 3, 2004 10:57 AM

"What are the odds that the First Amendment will be repealed"????? KERRY CONCEDES THE RACE! JUST IN!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!

#11 - Posted by: MountainMama on November 3, 2004 11:09 AM

:( can't get there, they've shut down access to non members and bugmenot.com's user code doesn't work

#12 - Posted by: billhedrick on November 3, 2004 12:36 PM

New T-Shirt:

Pictures of all the celebrety pinheads who said they'd leave if Dubya was elected with the caption:

"What?!?! You're still here?"

#13 - Posted by: FormerHostage on November 3, 2004 12:53 PM

Formerhostage:
Where do I send money for my shirt?

Does anyone have a registered user name on DU that they might share? I do not have one and the forum is closed to new registrations.

Thanks - TR

#14 - Posted by: toothles rednack on November 3, 2004 01:54 PM

Could one of you who got a chance to see the DU post enlighten those of us without access?

#15 - Posted by: Amber on November 3, 2004 11:40 PM

I clicked on the DU link, but received an error message stating that the site was experiencing a high amount of traffic.

I guess whining consumes a lot of bandwidth.

#16 - Posted by: Toxic Waste on November 4, 2004 03:50 AM

That was a good post, thank you!

#17 - Posted by: Mike Knous on November 22, 2004 10:37 PM

Interesting... that's good info to know.

#18 - Posted by: Baxter on November 24, 2004 11:02 AM

I know why I keep coming back. Thanks!

#19 - Posted by: HyperListBuilder on November 27, 2004 06:44 AM
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