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November 03, 2004
A Message to Liberals
Yeah, I do plan on a non-partisan essay later, but, right now, I would like to say to any liberals listening: BWA HA HA HA HA! The largest amount of votes for a President ever! BWA HA HA HA HA! I wonder if I could make a fortune selling a device for easily removing those "Selected, Not Elected" bumper stickers? BTW, if you have Glenn Beck, listen to him. His gloat fest is hilarious. Oh, and one other thing... BWA HA HA HA HA! Wow, Fahrenheit 9/11 really sold well on DVD. To everyone who bought it... BWA HA HA HA HA! Now, all you liberals, flee for Canada or France before the hammer drops! Flee! Flee! But, before you go, know that... BWA HA HA HA HA! UPDATE: Oh, and to foreigners who feared a second Bush term, I just want to assure you that... BWA HA HA HA HA! BTW, if Michael Moore tries to eat his way out of depression, how large will he get? I mean... BWA HA HA HA HA! Okay, that's enough. Need to focus on what's really important. More on that later. But also... BWA HA HA HA HA! UPDATE 2: Oh, and MoveOn.org, I just want you to know... BWA HA HA HA HA! And, George Soros, thanks for participating in our democracy by throwing all that money around. Also... BWA HA HA HA HA! 28 Responses To "A Message to Liberals"
And might I add, that the republicans did it without the help of garden ninjas or blood-sucking monkeys...;) #1 - Posted by: Sithmonkey on November 3, 2004 09:30 AMfirst? Man, you are just too Damn Funny. All the best. P.S. More Comics Please. #3 - Posted by: keith on November 3, 2004 09:33 AMOh yeah, a comic. I need to think of a comic idea... #4 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 3, 2004 09:35 AMyou could draw someone with a long face and next to it put "long face means loser" #5 - Posted by: guttrhead on November 3, 2004 09:36 AMfrankj you are my hero... a true patriot #6 - Posted by: urban on November 3, 2004 09:37 AMJoy to all from the Show Me State.... I guess the dem libs were shown.... BWWWAAAAAAHA HA #7 - Posted by: Mongo on November 3, 2004 09:37 AMNyah nyah! #8 - Posted by: Beo on November 3, 2004 09:38 AMAn Open Letter To Micheal Moore: Dear Mikey, >snicker >giggle >chuckle >guffaw >LOL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Sorry for that outburst Mikey. I don't mean to rub it in.... BTW, for that lousy post-electoral defeat bluesy morose feeling....take 2 doz. Twinkies anally(sideways, wrapper on) and call Teresa Kerry in the morning..... Sincerely, EffinNewGuy PS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #9 - Posted by: EffinNewGuy on November 3, 2004 09:39 AMFrankJ, you are AWESOME! I love you man! SarahK if you give him up, can I have dibbs? "Bwwwhahahahahahahahaha!" #10 - Posted by: Caroline E. on November 3, 2004 09:45 AMI'm glad we don't gloat here at IMAO. neener neener #11 - Posted by: jonag on November 3, 2004 09:46 AMFrank: We need a In My World reaction to the whole thing, Stat! CHOMPS must be heard! Oh, and Caroline E., if you want, we can work together to break Frank and Sarah up ... ;) #12 - Posted by: ChrTh on November 3, 2004 09:46 AMPPS Sorry Mikey, I didn't mean that PS in a gloating way...... mostly.... #13 - Posted by: EffinNewGuy on November 3, 2004 09:46 AMFrankJ, can we plz have a toon dumping on the The Fat Propagandist? Hmmmm? #14 - Posted by: EffinNewGuy on November 3, 2004 09:49 AMAnd, might I add: nanny-nanny-boo-boo! It's a beautiful day in the neeeiiiiiiborhood! #15 - Posted by: BrendaKaye on November 3, 2004 10:07 AMYou want REAL fun: watch the antics on DemocraticUnderground.com: the blamefest is a glorious thing to behold. . #16 - Posted by: Salgak on November 3, 2004 10:16 AMCaroline E, Pennsilvania is closer than Ohio, the Rep should challenge #19 - Posted by: mal on November 3, 2004 10:54 AMI wrote a similar letter to Michael Moore. If you want, you too can email Michael Moore at mike@michaelmoore.com .... and gloat. For example you could write: HAHAAHAAA!!! FUCK YOU MICHAEL MOORE!!! I voted for Bush because of you!!! I AND MILLIONS OF OTHERS VOTED FOR BUSH BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID MANIPULATIVE MOVIE!!!! YOU CAUSED BUSH TO WIN BOTH TIMES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOSER!!!! I used to be a liberal. NOT ANYMORE, because of YOU, you BUTT PIRATE!!! NOW I WONT HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR MEDICAL CARE WHEN YOU KEEL OVER FROM A HEART ATTACK FATSO!! YEAAAAAAHHH!!! HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA!!!!!! #20 - Posted by: on November 3, 2004 11:34 AMBWA HA HA HA!!! #21 - Posted by: 007 on November 3, 2004 11:42 AMMichael Moore, you fat, ugly, lying, sorry no-good piece of flotsam, get the hell out of our country and go to France. By the way, Bwa ha ha ha and adios. In light of what happened in Amsterdam, I'd like to challenge Michael Moore to make an anti-islam movie. #23 - Posted by: Doug on November 3, 2004 11:55 AMSomewhere in my stuff, I have a "Clinton-Gore Bumpersticker Remover" that I think I got from the Prince William Co, VA GOP in 1992... Maybe they can make more for Kerry stickers? #24 - Posted by: jchock on November 3, 2004 01:37 PMWell, this token Dem just wants ya'll to know that, if all Repubs were like FrankJ, SarahK, etc., we wouldn't be crying in our granola so much right now! P.S. IMHO, Mikey Moore is an asshat and F911 a piece of activist garbage. #25 - Posted by: jean on November 3, 2004 06:56 PMOh Glenn Beck's Gloat-Fest is a must for all of those who have put up with the lefty media and celebrities for oh too long.. You know who you are. It will bring you to tears.. A must hear!!! #27 - Posted by: Steve C on November 4, 2004 04:31 AMBWA HA HA HA HA! Gee, that felt good. BWA HA HA HA HA! #28 - Posted by: a guy in pajamas on November 4, 2004 09:00 AMPost a comment
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