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November 06, 2004
Shirts! Collect Them All!
Posted by Frank J. at 10:21 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (22)

The new victory shirt is selling well; don't be the only one on your block not to have one. I regret to inform you that the KTE: Terrorists is now sold out. Anyway, the Chomps shirt is a more limited printing, so, if you were planning on buying one, get your size before it's sold out.

Buy shirts so I have more money! Hooray!

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22 Responses To "Shirts! Collect Them All!"

first!

#1 - Posted by: shaggydave on November 6, 2004 10:24 AM

How about designing something around this:

BUSH: the Wright president at the Wright time with the Wright policies

or some such, with the "W"s being something fancier

#2 - Posted by: yaya on November 6, 2004 11:12 AM

What's with the limited print runs, anyways? I don't expect these to become collectibles or anything(though probably some fond memories), so just rake in as much cash as you can, right? What's the reason for the limitation?

#3 - Posted by: Alsadius on November 6, 2004 11:26 AM

Yeah, because diamonds ain't cheap!;D

#4 - Posted by: jonag on November 6, 2004 11:42 AM

"What's with the limited print runs, anyways? I don't expect these to become collectibles or anything(though probably some fond memories), so just rake in as much cash as you can, right? What's the reason for the limitation?"


its a gimmick to create a sense of urgency to purchase


haha

#5 - Posted by: kanecorp on November 6, 2004 11:58 AM

I would buy this T-shirt:

Front: A circle-and-slash over a donkey, with "Say No To Socialism".

Back: A circle-and-slash over a republican, with "Say No To Communism".

BTW Frank, in case you missed it, my wife thinks your John Kerry impression sounds like the Cowardly Lion. In case it isn't obvious, this is a compliment :)

#6 - Posted by: damaged justice on November 6, 2004 12:05 PM

Yay, finally a shirt I can wear when my Nuke the Moon and Charter Member Vast Right Wing Conspiracy shirts are dirty.

#7 - Posted by: Veeshir on November 6, 2004 12:09 PM

I based my impression of Kerry on Fred Gwynne (Herman Muenster) more than Bert Lahr (Cowardly Lion), but there's no more than a 70-30 split...

...good catch!

#8 - Posted by: Scott on November 6, 2004 01:52 PM

They still don't ship overseas! IMAO sux! Foreignland rockZ!

No, really, there should be random pictures of SarahK in the nu-erm, W2 T-Shirts on the top-right of the page.

#9 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on November 6, 2004 02:46 PM

I think I got the very last KTE: Terrorists shirt. I plan to wear it on the train around San Francisco. Between that and the Nuke the Moon shirt, I should get some interesting reactions.

#10 - Posted by: Tim on November 6, 2004 03:42 PM

The fans want a SarakJ picture of this t-shirt. -_-

#11 - Posted by: 007 on November 6, 2004 08:15 PM

Ordered my W2 shirt a day or two ago. Can't wait to wear it around town here in Southern California. My Left-Coast neighbors gave Kerry the lion's share of his electoral votes. Now it's clobberin' time, as the Thing used to say, whilst puffing cigar smoke into the puny faces of those not made out of stone.

"Four More Years of Tax Cuts and DEAD TERRORISTS!"

Pundidiot

#12 - Posted by: Pundidiot on November 6, 2004 08:17 PM

Dude...why are you on Blog Explosion? Don't you get enough fucking hits as it is?

I'm just saying...

#13 - Posted by: The Zero Boss on November 6, 2004 08:38 PM

Put this on a shirt:

http://lachschon.gamigo.de/screens/200411/AntiBush-1099667909.jpg

#14 - Posted by: Tom on November 6, 2004 08:57 PM

SarahK will model said shirt as soon as it is in... Mr. J will even take the pics, which won't make me self-conscious at all.

you'll also see me in Chomps soon (buy it) and KTE: Liberals, which will be the first small KTE i'll have.

#15 - Posted by: sarahk on November 7, 2004 09:20 AM

ok,,,, this one...

http://www.hannity.com/img/usa_election_map.jpg

#16 - Posted by: V on November 7, 2004 10:55 AM

>SarahK will model said shirt as soon as it is in... Mr. J will even take the pics, which won't make me self-conscious at all.

Good to see SarahK back to talking in third person. Hulk smash!
Frank, please be careful with the pics, esp. lighting and makeup... SarahK IMO looks twice her age in some of the pics.
e.g.
http://imao.us/model/model7.jpg
http://imao.us/model/model2.jpg

#17 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on November 7, 2004 11:15 AM

I was turned on to this site by a Republican friend of mine (yes, we liberal, democratic, hippie types have Republican friends) and I have to say that the shirts are damn funny. Although I must take exception. I'm a hippie. (Most of you would label me as such anyway.) And I DON'T stink. Dammit. I'm big on personal hygiene and removal of body hair. (TMI? Sorry.) Anyway...Frank J...this liberal thinks you're pretty damn funny...but, shhhh, don't tell anyone. They may cancel my membership. ;)

#18 - Posted by: Liberal Girl on November 7, 2004 12:55 PM

Liberal Girl, I have several left friends, and they all smell nice. Especially the girls.

If your membership gets cancelled let me know...we can work out some kinda leftist identity theft deal for ya.

#19 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 7, 2004 03:15 PM

Frank, Could you make the T shirts navy blue especially the new one about tax cuts and dead terrorists? Or maybe even black back ground? Or red or any color except the white? Would love that one in color like the others. Would it make the logo less effective or something?

Just thinking about that.

#20 - Posted by: Amelia on November 7, 2004 06:50 PM

I agree Amelia. I don't wear white. I don't care how funny you are.

#21 - Posted by: maggie katzen on November 7, 2004 07:00 PM

I want the bumperstickers!

#22 - Posted by: wondertrev on November 7, 2004 09:38 PM
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