Are you looking for politcal satire funny or just funny ideas in general?

Yay happy dance! Good to see you're feeling better. How about mocking the french?

Johnny Edwards announced that he'll run for President in 2008. How about coming up with some campaign commercials for him? And for that matter since it's a given that Hillary will run also, how about commercials for her too?

How about the lamentations of the left, particularly minor league celebrities, about the coming police state. That seems ripe for parody, but it will take someone of your immense skills in order to create a little space between your art and their reality, and thus avoid just plagarizing these dolts.

Perhaps...

A secret recording of John Ashcroft detailing how he is going to moralize America

or

Bush going mad with power from his mandate

or

Michael Moore committing suicide (or pondering it at least)

Another reason not to slit your throat: you can't cut through the fat.

No no no - how about this.

Now that John Kerry lost, he is doing commercials for Waffle House.

How about AudioLimey? Might be interesting.

I'm thinking some horror filled whining from the media heads would be pretty good.

Howard Stern, Michael Moore, Bruce Sprinsteen, etc.

You don't have to do all their voices. Just a "news" story with quotes from all of them.

And Alec Baldwin might want to explain why he is still living here...

I'm still all for Kerry's "concession" speech. A Bush the Madman victory speech could also work.

I was listening to NPR on my way home from work today. They're doing their "fund drive". The whole time they were talking about their "unbiased" news reports. Meanwhile airing very negative "reports" (editorial would be the best description here but they insisted they were "reporting") about Bush, the WoT (Iraq specifically), education, health care. The best part was to hear them begging for money and not getting it. "Our goal this hour is $1500. We've got 5 minutes left and we still need $1400. Doesn't anyone care?"

You all know NPR. The complete lack of personality in their reporters and other *cough*talent*cough*.

There's potential do a satirical version of this...maybe.

i've had an idea for a while, but lacked the skills and the photoshop program to accomplish it. but now that kerry has officially lost (unless you get your news from the DU) it really needs to be turned over to someone with the means to do it.

i would like to see a kerry/gore photoshop job to see what kind of a toll this loss could take on the fake JFK. i'm not sure exactly sure on the details of it, what does a $200 beard trim look like?

and hell, if you wanna throw in a similar pic for THK, that might be a nice bonus. maybe even an improvement

Bruce Springstein, Barbra Streisand, and Michael Moore doing a commercial for Canadian immigration.

a marine recruiting commercial, by Buck the marine

an anti-Specter commercial

or wait even better

a pro-Specter commercial

or a commercial asking for donations to the DU for "post-election emotional support"

John Kerry hiding in his French mansion, deriding his bulter for forgetting his hairbrush AGAIN.

President Bush calling Michael Moore for a chat.

BTW, I think you ought to send Sen. Kerry a complimentary T-shirt......

send kerry a w2 tshirt... (tax cuts and dead terrorits).. hell, id chip in for that :D

I also am now sick - sweaty eyeballs, cough, sore throat, etc. No ciagr for 2 days now, am self-medicating with brandy at present.

Know what would cheer me up? The sounds of Teresa dumping John!

Gigolo John cut off from the money? Oh, the humanity!

I would like here something like an ad for Halliburton conspiracies. Maybe something like them gathering up the elderly into concentration camps to use their decaying bodies as a new source for oil. Something like that. I'm done saying "something like" now.

And a PSA about how the government is gathering DNA samples at supercuts.

Sorry for the back to back but a PSA about how the Government is gathering DNA samples at Supercuts should be addressed as well.

Good thimg I don't get haircuts.

A PSA concerning the upcoming draft.

Hysterical liberals cajoling Canadian Immigration officials to alow them to cut to the front of the line.

Canadian PSA trying to dissuade American Lefties from moving North.

Michael Moore in a post-election defeat feeding frenzy.

A sound bite of a young draftee meeting his/her DI for the first time....

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA

michael moore getting drafted.

A DI beating the stuffing (and who knows what else?) out of Micheal Moore...

Micheal Moore captured and put on display by terrorists, who threaten to cut his stomach off if their demands aren't met....

Why would terrorists capture moore? I mean, michael moore serves as an inspiration to all terrorists, even OBL. Besides, it's not like we would do anything to save that fat sack of crap.

OK, ok. Micheal Moore drafted, sent overseas to the Sandbox, gets captured by the terrorists raiding one of the Halliburton chow halls (but they don't KNOW he's MM, they think he's just another Amriki), put him on display (while he blithers like a baby and pees himself) and threaten to cut his stomach off if their demands arent met. Of COURSE we're not gonna give in to their demands to they cut his stomach of while he's sqealling and bleating like hell, and we all get to WATCH!

Mmmmmmm. Perhaps I have over-prescibed the medicinal brandy a bit...... *cough* *sniff8 *sniff* *cough*

sheesh "prescribed" and *sniff*

The idea has it's merits, but how do you cut off his belly? I mean it's so vast. It's like cutting blubber from a whale. That's it! Michael Moore films a documentary as drilling in the ANWR begins, goes out in a boat for some reason, falls in the water, and is harpooned by the Inuit! They think he's a whale! Meanwhile greenpeace anti-whaling protesters get mauled by chomps! OK this is more like an IMW than something that can be used for an audio piece, but it has promise.

How do you cut off his belly? With an industrial sized slaughterhouse bandsaw or some other Very Large Hacking Machine....

Hmmmmmm, just how precise is FrankJ's laser?

Perhaps, when Moore lands in the water, a USN sub lurking nearby thinks it's being attacked, and launches a nuclear torpedo at him.....?

Moore flopping about on the pack ice, as indigenous natives jab away at him?

I LIKE IT !!!!

In an unholy alliance, Al-Zaraqawi terrorists and a local Innuit tribe released a tape today, purporting to show famed film-maker/activist Micheal Moore in their hands. Moore was shown bound and blindfolded, chewing on a gag. A stack of Jenny Craig prepared meals framed Moore, who appeared to be sitting in his own urine, and mewling constantly.

Forced out of Faluja, they retreat from the sand box to the pack ice. And they bring a Very Large Hacking Machine with them, just in case.

Ahhhhh, yeah. Now we're just gettin silly!

Shaggydave, I beleive the point has come where I need to stop self-medicating with medicinal brandy, even though I still feel like crap. I have to be up at 0505 to go to work, and I feel the call of a soft pillow, cool sheets, and warm wife.

I hope I don't have dreams about the Fat Propagandist tonight!

I would like to hear an Audio Version of the IMW: The United Nations meets The Lord Of The Rings. That was hands-down one of the most brilliant things I have ever read.

Check this out! Never before seen! The headline of the Fox news site said "France Strikes Back" Amazing!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,137818,00.html

i wrote my won bush victory speech...if you did something along these lines but adding your genious i think it'd be good...read here

Tom Daschle-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh wait wrong channel
Ah-nuld-intwoducing Dubya RELOADED.....we have beaten the whiners and giallly men!!! now here frum da texas taiiiiga.
GW- thank ya thank ya....applause (ten minutes) thank ya (another ten minutes)....no really thank ya (finally last 20 minutes)
i'm GW (more applause)....well thank ya for da texas style stompin i did. hehe haha i won dat der popular vote and i'm sayin di is bitchin baby. whoops...anyways i'm gonna lead dis country again, of course, and i'm gunna kill terrorists and den when der dead they'll be killed again for good measure. you see da UN will be turned into girl scouts and we'll help dem sell cookies to saddam...oh wait he is in jail...we'll sell dem ta french people and all dem other losers i don't wanna deal wit.
after dat i'm gonna laugh at tom daschle...and uh uh uh uh....oh yeah lost my train of though....i'm gunna laugh at dem intellectual bozo's. aren't they MO rons??? (aplause 30 minutes)
(Bush asleep after the long applause wakes up)
now we can kill osama since i got rid of da regime dat sold weapons ta him. and you stupid demoncrats....i'll pretend i want yer support but really i just wanna expand america into one full island around dis entire wuld. it's about time. we can now sell (which states did kerry win----michigan, pennsylvania, wisconsin, and minnesota....oh right)---we are gunna sell all of dem ta canada. esp dat stupid massuchewsits state. and california...i think we'll stuff rosie odonnel till she's big enough ta sink da island...just in oh wait da 49ers play der..well we'll wait for an away game.
and for social security---it's not the gov'ts job to take care of ya'll...so get a job and own a timber business...and if ya need timber i'll sell it to ya. yeah...so dat's my policy...and by da way i'm da crusada and i am the winner take that!
thank you america get a life demoncrats!!! 4 more years baby!
GW
www.livejournal.com/users/starsoverme

you could have liberal commericials demanding that there be a world vote for US president. They can claim that Bush is a hypocrite because he wants to bring democracy to the world but then he doesn't want the people of the world to vote in a democracy. you could make it sound funny...i suck at it.

wheres the damn happy dance

http://www.knorpeldeath.de/news.htm

the real t-shirt babe

what the hell is that?? scared the monkey out of me.

How about ted kennedy assuming control of the dems in the senate? and the ensuing power struggle for the leadership of the lame.

MoveOn.org goes from being a PAC or 527 or whatever, to a relocation agency for disenranchised liberals/anarchists.

No one is allowed to leave empty handed though - each emigree (sp) is required to take an illegal immigrant or social leech with him/her out of the country!

a day in the life of tom daschle, or career day with him.

and i agree with EMPWPAM, the LOTR thing is the best IMW ever.

shaggydave, be careful around these parts, not getting haircuts, Chomps might think you're a hippy.

Dogs hunt by smell, I shower. If I smell like a republican I should be OK. Thanks for the advice though.

Tom Daschle as a greeter at Wal-Mart might be funny in the next week, but he's very forgettable. So is Edwards.

Hollyweirdos denouncing the American public for wanting to survive.

Arlen Specter having brain surgery that makes him say stupid things. Wait, that already happened.

I've had this idea rattling around in my skull for a few days.

Do one of those obnoxious radio adds like for a used car lot, but now it's Craaaaaazy W's Martyrdoms R Us.

You can choose from a wide selection of martyrdoms.

-shot in the head
-popped by a grenade
-run-over by a tank
-etc.

This weekend, get a two for one special...

Well, you get the idea.

I had a whole list of ideas, but I'm having a complete brain-fart this morning.

Oh, and the hyper-fast lawyer speak has to mention something about no guarantee of virgins etc., but it really doesn't matter 'cause you're DEAD...

Damn, I wish I could remember all the rest.

Keep making fun of the liberal elites that have gone off the edge over this election. I would pay money to listen to Randi Rhodes right now. And you're right, Mo Dowd has descended into the black pool of bitterness.

heh

Ohh yeh, best comment I've read (I only did read one though)...
AUDIOLIMEY!!!!!

Have Bush keep pointing out how he is better than Kerry. He realizes the election is over but his Mario Kart disc is scratched and he has nothing better to do.

What about Kerry visiting Cambodia this Christmas in order to make a thirty year old "dream" come true?

Here are a few ideas:

1) Adopt a blue-stater who has fled to Canada (fundraiser along the lines of the Christian Children's Fund) Think Alec Baldwin standing in front of a shack made of Kerry-Edwards campaign posters; face smeared with dirt; ragged pants; a bottle of Moose Ale in his hand.

2) Red State Survival: ad for new TV show in which six people try to avoid being unmasked as blue-staters while spending a week in Topeka.

3) Ad for TV show, "DNC Gladiators"' contest will determine next DNC chief. Participants: Terry McAuliffe, Howard Dean, Al Gore, etc. (actually, any notable Democrat who currently has lots of free time on his hands).

4) Ad for new Michael Moore movie, "Dude, Where's My Credibility?"

5) Ad for new Democratic GOTV campaign:

"Wake up, Dumb Ass!"