first...
what about cluster bombs?.. there so cool :D

A cruise missile for every American!

A T shirt girl for everyone!

My personal favorite is the Nimitz class aircraft carrier. Take the fight to... everybody and anybody.

Gotta be a flat tax and Social Security reform.

Daisy cutters. Effective against dug in terrorists and roving bands of hippie anarchists.

Pizza party for everyone who voted for him?

would be nice.. as long as its not Chucky Cheeze

sour patch kids

More Daisey Cutters, and MOABS, please.

Mongo Like FUEL AIR BOMBS

big whoomp

all oxygen removed

dead terrorists

mushroom cloud

More S.M.I.T.E. monkeys!

According to all the MSM outlets it's already been decided.

We're gonna spend the next 4 years hatin' on the homos.

In the immortal words of Sienfeld;
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"Bush revives bid to legalize illegal aliens."
only have one thing to say to that...
fkn a, *** damn it

Definately MOABS

And I want a web site where I can go to remotely control a B2 from my desktop anywhere in the world and drop that mother on some serious varmits, then come back and reload, while the flight crew is showered with wine, women and song.

PS - Don't tell the Dems that their Ideas SUCK. SO they lose again in 2 years, and then again in 2 more.

All ya need is Love, Love is all ya need.

Privatize the bejeezus out of Social Security! I HATE Social Security!

Perhaps we can combine some of these suggestions: Modify S.M.I.T.E to drop MOABs or daisy cutters. The only drawback is that it would kinda take the precision out of precision weapons. But large holes in the ground are much more satisfying that small burn holes through a terrorist's (or French President's) head.

Precision weopons are over rated. I want maximum carnage!

Oooh, controlling a B2 from my laptop... can I use it for border control??? It would be like bullseye-ing womp rats in a T-16! YEE HAW!

They should spend their political capital on gutting all of the useless government agencies (i.e. the EPA, Department of Education, IRS, and every other department and/or agency that doesn't have to do with protecting this country. Flatten the tax code, privatize the HELL out of Social Security, and actually start enforcing the immigration laws we have. I'd be a fairly happy camper after all of that was done. :o)

Oh, and appoint as many conservative judges as possible. If Hatch throws a fit about that, sic Chomps on him until he sees things our way! >:oD

S.M.I.T.E could be used for border control. Using the laser of the MOAB. The MOAB would send a much clearer message that illeagal passage is strongly discouraged.

Forget tax cuts and Social Security Reform, those are just symptoms a larger problem...

Get back to limited Fed gov't with only those powers specifically enumerated in the US Constitution. Thus, bye-bye social insecurity and get rid of the 16th Amendment (no more IRS).

Probably will never happen, but one can also hope....

!!!!!! BETRAYED !!!!!!!! Drudge reporting President Bush wants to revive efforts to legalize illegals?!?!?!?!?!

Is this his payback to them for supporting his reelection? Time to flood the WH with emails and phone calls.....

Jeez Dubya, yer killing me here......

Yes, Sour Patch Kids indeed, but we need more RED ones and less orange.

EffinNewGuy, i said that... i cant belive this...

Double taxation for all Democrats and stop taxing Republicans compleatly.
If people wanna hate Bush they have to pay extra!

p.s. Frank, I have a question for YOU... why havn't you done 'Frank answers' in ages??? i miss Frank Answers... :(

***GRUMBLE*****

Just fired off a letter to the Prez re: this new immigration thing. Hope you all will too!!!!!!!!!

The address :

president@whitehouse.gov

******GRUMBLE*****

A nice fruit basket...and maybe a baloon.

Flowers.

Liberals can't see things in black and white. I say we use all money earmarked for science (as well as the arts...I hate paying taxes so someone can get money for pretending to be a tree) to create genetically modified armies of carniverous zebras and skunks with a taste for human flesh. Make them slow moving, so conservatives can get away from them, but that won't save the liberals, since they can't see them (since they are black and white). '84 deja vu in '08!

In all seriousness, they should use it all on getting real judges all over the bench.

Social Security reform. This is the time to begin the process of transitioning from the pay-as-you-go system to individual accounts.

M1919s for everyone?

There is one organization that should stay intact aside from the military, the VA.

Invest the capital in tax cuts in order to gain more political power in the future.

Spending cuts. I'm all for tax cuts and cruise missiles, but we've already got plenty of those. The biggest problem facing the government is the ungodly deficit, and that needs to go away before we can afford anything else. I won't be happy until I hear Democrats screaming up here(~100 miles from the US) about how the Republicans are so evil that they won't even give welfare moms government-funded cosmetic surgery and yammer yammer yammer...well, I guess we hear that already, but I want it to be louder. Eliminate the deficit, and then we can talk about spending increases.

Simple. They need to throw their weight behind HR 25 (Fair Tax Act). The end of the IRS, income tax, and anti-business tax in general.

Social Security Privatization, flat tax, consumption tax, getting rid of useless gov't agencies, health savings accounts, that kind of thing is a good start.

More money and control over money for me and less govt control is always a good thing.

Full frontal assault on Roe v. Wade. Not only because it's the right thing to do but nothing, I mean nothing would piss off the Libs more.

the Courts.

The Neutron Bomb!!!!

And A Super Fun Happy Dance From Frank!!!

Its so simple. The rainforest! Get rid of the rainforest! Who knows what kind of vast oil reserves are out there for the taking! Mwa hwa ha ha!

Oh, and we can always hunt down the rest of the wales while we're at it. Stupid fat wales. Bah Humbug.

All of the above sound mighty fine to me... especially locking the border down. He should create a free illegal-immigrant-moving-target shooting range along a strip 1 mile wide along both borders with daily prizes given away for number and size of immigrants shot.

However, what I really need is a new mobo, processor and video card so that I can see Half Life 2 in ALL of its glory when it (finally) comes out. That'll only be about $1500... an infinitesimal fraction of his political capital, no?

Sure cruise missiles are good and necessary. However, you need platforms to launch those missiles. So, I propose building more CG's and DDG's.

1) Round up all lawyers not currently confusing Scot Peterson jurors.
2) Rent that humungous Soviet cargo plane so big that it can even carry Bill Clinton's ego.
3) Pack all the lawyers inside.
4) Take them up to 20,000 feet.
5) Open doors and start kicking.

I say, chuck the FCC, I wanna see Titties on my TV (Too bad i dont have tv, but that is another story, if i had TV, i would want to be able to turn it on and have to freedom to look at Titties). Also, no need for stuff like Missile Defense, and Homeland Security, when you have NOABed, Daisy Cuttered and all together raized every enemy passed parking lot and into the Paleozoic.

Mmmm... fuel-air bombs... little bang, a spray of nastiness, really-unbefrikkinleviablely-big bang. --I don't mind paying for those.

Coming in late with a serious entry:

Federal concealed carry endorsement on my federal ID card.

Actually it was my friend's idea. One license to carry anywhere in the US, including CA. Ahh, screw CA, I'll just avoid it.

cruise missiles and body armor for us Joes on the ground!

1. Evaporate the IRS. Period. Today.
2. Eradicate all traces of the Dept of Education
3. Mandatory gun ownership. Elimination of IRS and Dof E would free up the cash to pay for the guns, too :)

Start small, dream big.

More money for the crowd that invented AIDS. Now that the human genome has been mapped I'm thinking they could modify it to take out all but Republicans...

We need something to launch those cruise missiles from. I'm partial to fast attack submarines.

I like your one idea when contemplating S.M.I.T.E.

One thing government should definitely pay for is for research into "Cool stuff to burn!"

I've already done my part in some seminal research into the topic of "Cool stuff to burn!"

You can see some results from my last Whitewater rafting adventure here.