Hey Frank, techie In-My-Worlds are cool!

(top five?)

Ok Frank,

You got your Mojo back. You are over being sick. That one was top notch...

Priceless. I nearly lost bowel control over the "Rove writes Kos" bit.

Thank you Frank! Now I can go to work with a BIG smile on my face, and make everyone wonder what a single woman is doing this early in the a.m.

Good stuff, FrankJ.

That was great! How long before the moonbats see that and go, "see! I told you so!"

Frank still IS sick people, obviously this was written by KKKarl Rove to throw us all of the scent!!!

Jeeeeeeeeeeez, back to the Dem underground...

You crack me up, Frank. I loved this piece, among others, and your stick drawings are the best. My 7-yr. old daughter even drew her own scenario of Kerry losing using your stick drawing system...and she didn't forget the space laser.

Kudos,

Gracie

I knew Kos couldn't be that big a loon. This clears up ALOT.

Gracie,
:)

now someone just needs to post a link to this on DU.. i would, but that place scares me =(

Be brave, amy! If you dont't come back we'll dedicate you an obituary or something. (Hiding the fact that I'm a greater coward than you are :))

I give it about ten days before one of my lefty friends sends this to me seriously as proof that all his delusions are true.

Frank,

That was, like, so way cool!

Not nearly enough numbers used as letters for how script kiddies type. But hilarious!

Please put Dude, wheres my vote? in Variety or somewhere that Hollywood will be forced to look at it.

Really...funny...shit...Must...breathe..

That is funnier than those drawings you do Frank.

Simply Amazing. Good work Frank :)!

Were their names Beavis and Butthead?

Maybe the funniest thing you ever wrote. I’ll send this to all my liberal friends, both of them.

I added a link from the Wikipedia to this page. Let's see how long it lasts.
11/11/04, 9:22 PST.
ps. Thank you veterans! Thank you every day but especially today. And go Marines! Take Fallujah but be safe.

wow. 4 minutes for them to remove the link. "no sense of humor" :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=2004_U.S._Election_controversies_and_irregularities&action=history

I find it surprising (yes, and I even find THAT surprising) what the level of denial is amoung the Libs. Truely.

They think the Religious Right came out to stomp on their eternal quest for a totally pornographic and unsupervised life, full of total unaccountability, and that they'll probably be forced somehow to only do it missionary style with members of the Opposite sex.. Too funny.

Well, if Kerry would have won, I'd have simply thought:

"Wow, I had no idea that there were that many freeloading and freeloader loving losers in the USA, who are also ignorant enough to beg for tax increases in a soft economic period, especially considering that there is proof such measures were directly responsible for the length and depth of the Great Depression, and that for God knows what reason are quite happy to have, or oblivious to, white trash in the White House again, not to mention the fact that while they insist on buying foreign products for virtually all of their day to day needs, that they somehow believe that they will also be able to work at a company manufacturing domestic goods with lower quality and higher prices, and that if they simply ignore terrorism, it will just go away, or at least they won't know about it unless it shows up at Their shopping mall. How Interesting"

- Inhale.

Like, Dude, *way* funny! Right *on!* But I dunno...if all we members of the VRWC die from laughing--who'll Hack for Karl (or his successor) next time around?!

Incoming orders from Karl Rove:

"Greetings, loyal followers, I, Karl Rove, command that you read Resistance is futile! Let the writing of Gullyborg be your beacon."

Message ends.

Ann Coulter has a good column about "Left wing nutball-gate"

Whoa, even the puppy blender linked to this one, Frank!

Kenneth will know! Listen to Kenneth: "I owe my solitude to other people." Bzzt! What's the frequency? Brzzat! Gad, Kenneth, this is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

"Kenneth, it's Dan calling. Do you read, Kenneth? Bzzt! Realism is a corruption of reality... out."

Y'know, this stuff practically writes itself.

What's so very funny about this "Hacker" Conspriacy. Is that those who might have the wherewithal and brains to either write programs. Or "Hack" into a supposed server, whose identity no one knows.

For ALL the touch pad machines in a state. Let alone an entire country. All reside on coastal "Blue" states!

But, Hey. The truth has never gotten in the way of a DU lunatic fringe Conspiracy!

Jack.

Hehe, very funny! Too bad you told those guys you wouldn't publish it; now none of us will ever know how funny it is... :(

i knew it was all rigged - otherwise how do you explain my home state of Idaho being so red. they're like, totally against conservatism-y-ness stuff there. damn hackers!

Hehe hilarious Frank. I swear if you posted something like this on DU they'd be on the case and you'd be their new King (for the day, until it didn't pan out and someone else had another looney tale to tell).
These folks are so suspicious they turn on their own party and even each other at the drop of the hat. Reading that stuff on DU is like being on safari, studying them in their own habitat. Like...monkeys. Only not. Or watching Jerry Springer, funny in a morbid way, sickeningly amusing, you want to stop but just can't seem to look away..must close it out fast like ripping a bandaid. Or maybe it's just like what it is, reading the left's looney conspiracy theories because it's amusing.
Ahem...anywho...great post Frank!

I started watching this theory emerge almost immediately--within hours--of the Kerry defeat. I have come to conclude that it has to be the only way for these liberals to cope. They had so firmly pinned their hopes on Kerry that I really believe some of them would have completely lost it if they did not displace despair with the righteous indignation that a "stolen election" affords them.

Good summary above, JJ.

I voted for Kerry- actually, I voted against Bush- but I laughed out loud at this one. Pretty good humor from the right, which has usually been the dour, stone-faced wing of the spectrum. Keep it up!

Hey Frank...Jim passed out a compliment...before he passed out an insult....

Jim, my boy, you really should have a look at this. Liberals just aren't any fun anymore, not with the rampant P.C. making it "intolerant" to have a sense of humour. But thank you for being one of those few who have pulled the sticks out of their bums.

Ditto...all of the previous comments. Hi Rush...talk to Rove lately?

That was a good post, thank you!

That was a good post, thank you!

Interesting... that's good info to know.

Interesting... that's good info to know.

Holy spam comments IMAO-man!