BAM! First..

Jacques Cousteau?

i'll tune in, because i don't want to be sad and cry. i want to be happy and yell "hooray!"

you always make my day happy, sweetness.

Here is a Faq for you:

Q: When will Frank do his Happy Dance?
A: Never, most people don't know it, but Frank has a wooden leg (which he likes to keep a shotgun in).

Q: Since Frank will not be doing a Happy Dance does that mean he is going to break his promise?
A: Yes, duh...

Q: How did Frank lose his leg?
A: After falling from a large cliff he was attaked by squirrels, who gnawed it off.

Q: I don't believe Frank was attacked by squirrels.
A: Yes, he was. the horror, the horror...

Q: Frank do you really work for Karl Rove?
A: No

Q: Frank, are you Karl Rove?
A: No, but Frank was his love child from the 60's, right before Rove was crygenically frozen and packed away for a major Republican disaster, like the Clinton Administration.

It wasn't squirrels. It was MONKEYS! Now it all becomes clear...

FRANK!!!!!... we need a new Know Thy Enemy... how about a "Democratic Underground Forum User"... i think that will help us all :D

I'd buy that shirt.

Is it going to be Michael Moore?

[shouts]CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM![/shouts]

h'Ruach, I think it would be more likely that Frank would have fallen off a tree, like the 15 foot oak in his backyard, and then gotten attacked by squirrels, not off a cliff. If it was a cliff, then evil border-hopping ninjas, or possible prairie dogs, would have done the job.

OT (well, not really, coz Frank is all aboout a good joke!) Whilst surfing about to find tools for my blog, i bumped across this interesting blog.

This kid must not get out often...He things the coincidence of the election being over and Arafat dying is too conincidental. I think it's because he anc his freinds were watching Morore's DVD myself....that caussed Arafat to croak!

CONSPRIACY!

What drunken monkey wrote that post above?...geezzz....

Yeah, that screaming meme guy, whom Curt linked to, must be a psycho or an elaborate satire on the loony left. He also thinks the presence of a few religious proselytizers (ie Christians standing at corners and witnessing, doing absolutely no harm to society) are a result of Bush and his "restoled election." He also posted a letter, with not even a hint of disagreement, of a guy that thinks Bush caused the hurricanes and that the lack of flu vaccines are a conspiracy to only give them to Bush supporters (eg old people...because all seniors are Republican, riiiight).

He's also friends with some guy named Horatio, which is a little freaky in itself :)

We're already sad and crying BECAUSE THERE'S NO HAPPY DANCE!!!!! ARGH!

BAZZo!

q: why were there so many monkeys in the wizard of oz?

a: it's obvious, isn't it

Hi Steve,

No it's true. Little furry squirrels did it. Frank was out hiking with Sarahk when they were attacked.

I guess Frank threw himself over a cliff in hopes of drawing them after himself, to save Sarahk. Unfortunately they are squirrels, not lemmings.

Sarahk however, poised as ever simply pulled out one of her accounting pens (proving that old adage one again). And after a prolonged pen fight the squirrels left for easy hunting grounds. i.e. Bottom of the cliff. By the time Sarahk got down there to defend him he'd already lost a leg.

Well, at least that's what I heard...

come on, Im awake now - make with the funny

I was gonna make a wood joke but they all were too distasteful.

Me personally, I'm ok without the happy dance. I'm still happy that President Bush won big, that our magnificent military forces are killing terrorists every day.

HEY! Frank, if you have a wooden leg now, you could dance like a pirate!!

That'd cheer us all up! ARRRRRRRRR!

you should send this to hanity, gallager,
great site