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November 12, 2004
Fat Man Has the Button
Everyone loves Michael Moore, so here is him in a new ad. BTW, everyone go upgrade to the latest version of Windows Media Player and no one better complain to me about it cutting out early or I'll beat you with my winner's stick. 42 Responses To "Fat Man Has the Button"
ROFL!!! you are a funny man, Frank. great Onstar rep voice, too, Scott! #1 - Posted by: sarahk on November 12, 2004 10:18 AM>everyone go upgrade to the latest version of Windows Media Player VRWC members: please log in before installing, as it contains the latest spyware and mind-control techniques from Bill "The Devil" Gates. We don't want the same mishapes as with the Service Pack 2! #2 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on November 12, 2004 10:19 AMHAM! #3 - Posted by: indorphin on November 12, 2004 10:27 AMI really think you need to market winner sticks, because i'm a winner, and I need me a stick. #4 - Posted by: Michael on November 12, 2004 10:27 AMsniff sniff, you know ... those Onstar commercials always make me tear up. Poor man :(. #5 - Posted by: Carin on November 12, 2004 10:32 AM"Even if you're a blowhard fat-ass." Brilliant. #6 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on November 12, 2004 10:32 AMOk that is the funniest one yet...we need the world to hear #7 - Posted by: gibsonrlz on November 12, 2004 10:38 AMReminds me of that joke "you're momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a ham". Hey! Got a nice note from the Limey today. He sounded a little down. So I kicked him. #8 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 12, 2004 10:42 AM"Ok that is the funniest one yet...we need the world to he" hmm...i thought it was the least funny..oh well, better luck next time. #9 - Posted by: kanecorp on November 12, 2004 10:43 AMI predict a conservative minded, web based killer of SNL, all because of the warped grey matter of Frank and Friends! Hey, that's what we can call it. What a blow to MSC! They like never make fun of the liberals good enough, and that would get their attention... Fair and balanced comedy, I say! demand it NOW! HAM! FEED ME HAM!!!! ROTFLMAO #10 - Posted by: Curt on November 12, 2004 10:44 AMFunny as hell. BTW, it played just fine in my WinAmp...and didn't cut out at the end. Guess I'm a winner too. #11 - Posted by: a different Bill on November 12, 2004 11:03 AMOK, this totally sux. The proxy at work is blocking access to the file WTF??? Can someone please email it to me....drats. #12 - Posted by: Carl P on November 12, 2004 11:03 AMnice work on the OnStar rep. I could almost see the neck bobble when she said "not if you're stuck in a car". Talk to the hand. #13 - Posted by: gaskar on November 12, 2004 11:07 AMThat's the new cry of the disturbed left- haaaaaam! #14 - Posted by: FormerHostage on November 12, 2004 11:16 AMguess the lard ass didn't take my advice about the adkins diet. guarantee he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. LMAO! hahahaha And the friggin idiot is making a sequel too! Obviously, the fat is using all of the oxygen that's supposed to go to the brain. Did you realize that, by definition, HALF of the people in the US are below average? The other half voted for Bush! #16 - Posted by: chesspatzer on November 12, 2004 11:20 AMMy new favorite!! #17 - Posted by: jonag on November 12, 2004 11:23 AMDefinitely one of the best. BTW, Windows Media Player sucks wind. #18 - Posted by: aelfheld on November 12, 2004 11:24 AMCan I have some Cheesy fries? Blaine here I posted as Texas on that site Curtis linked too. I think the guy is serious did you see some responses to my post. I put FIRST!! on his next blog and some other comments but it seems I don't get posted anymore.. personally I thinks it's Rove's genetically engineered and improved clone. Giving us a helping hand with the crazies... #20 - Posted by: blaine on November 12, 2004 11:52 AMFrankJ owes me a new keyboard, since I just shot coffee out my nose onto it! That was some funny stuff. #21 - Posted by: Sarge on November 12, 2004 12:11 PMThanks everyone! We really appreciate the feedback on these IMAO MP3s. I want to quickly state some tech facts: These MP3s are done so that the majority of PC users can enjoy them. The majority of PC users have Microsoft Windows and Microsoft's free Media Player is the most stable and compatible MP3 player for Windows. Period. If you are one of these people that doesn't like Microsoft no matter what, then go complain about what bastards all of the evil Microsoft employees around the world are on Slashdot. For sane people, here is the info you need to optimize listening to IMAO's MP3s (with links to download the latest in free media player software for your PC): 1) WinAMP owners are encouraged to find a new MP3 player since WinAMP is officially dead Ok, it is now making it's way around through email. Every once in a while you will hear "HAM!", or "FEED ME!" as someone walks into the hallway. (they are yelling it) This is destined to be a classic. #23 - Posted by: Sarge on November 12, 2004 12:34 PMI've been using iTunes on my PC, and it works fine. Yay Macintosh! Also - very funny. HAM! Feed me! #24 - Posted by: Ann on November 12, 2004 12:35 PMFunny. Veeeerry Funny. Yeah, the Kerry-OnStar bit was too long and the Moore one is funnier. Thanks to everyone spreading it around via e-mail and on blogs! #26 - Posted by: Scott on November 12, 2004 01:30 PMWinamp worked great...but winamp is going the way of the Democrat party. #27 - Posted by: xtremerightwing on November 12, 2004 01:36 PMwonderful work Frank my two small children are looking at daddy roflmao and wondering why daddy finds "cheesy fries" and "ham" so funny gbfan #28 - Posted by: gbfan001 on November 12, 2004 01:56 PMPost Election Selection Trauma has a new therapy. Ham for everybody on the port side. #29 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on November 12, 2004 02:01 PM
Is dare a problem wit yo locks??? ROFL!!! CHEESY FRIES! FEED ME! HAM! OMG, that's some good shtick. HAM!!! #30 - Posted by: Princess Kimberley on November 12, 2004 05:11 PMI just forwarded this to our local conservative talk radio guy, in hopes that he will play it on the air. #31 - Posted by: Princess Kimberley on November 12, 2004 05:13 PMThank you, Princess Kimberley. If your local talk radio host needs a broadcast-quality version for his show, please send an e-mail to Frank. #32 - Posted by: Scott on November 12, 2004 05:16 PMIf the file cuts out early, it probably has nothing to do with the player. Just re-download the file. I've had it happen a couple of times and that has been taking care of the problem for me. Good stuff, Frank. #33 - Posted by: LC Trucido on November 12, 2004 05:35 PMTrucido, Update your players! #34 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 12, 2004 08:24 PM*sigh* i downloaded windows media player for the kerry one, and again for this one, but it still cuts out on me :( guess i'll have to wait and ask one of my more technically-minded friends but, even hearing half of them, they're HILARIOUS guys! #35 - Posted by: guest on November 12, 2004 10:36 PMoh, and! i'm very worried. one of my college roommates talks, and especially laughs, like michael moore. my only consolation is taht while he was a big guy, i don't think he could have gotten so much bigger in just 2 years to have equaled moore. still...what if he grew a beard and a second ass and put on a baseball hat???? please advise. #36 - Posted by: guest on November 12, 2004 10:38 PMyay! problem fixed! great job, again :) #37 - Posted by: guest on November 12, 2004 11:08 PMEh? Speak up, Sonny. I'm a little deef. #38 - Posted by: mojo on November 13, 2004 02:26 AMJust a quicky, some of us won't upgrade to the new media player 'cause we have older 'puters it would run slow on. My 'puter does all I need it to do exept play some of the newer codec mpeg's. This one thing won't make me upgrade, I am already on the 5th computer I've owned. Some can't afford to upgrade every 2 years. #39 - Posted by: dave on November 14, 2004 02:40 PMOMG! Looooooooove it!! #40 - Posted by: Laura on November 15, 2004 07:04 AMTeensopt message boards even love IMAO for the non-deaf. Oh thankyou more anti moore ammunition please so that i can throw it to my mindless moore following male ! Post a comment
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