*first*

*Attention Ninja's*

There are morons walking the earth sucking up your valuable oxygen!!! They must be "dealt with"! Follow the link above !!!!!!!!

heeeeyyyyyy, I hear scurrying in the rafters, and I aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh................... >gasp

*expire*

now you and kevin are ganging up on me? that's just ugly.

:)

That's not Sarah K, is it??

Nahhhh.

Aaah... So BrendaK, the evil twin sister, and Athena, the evil twin kitten, make a comeback! Hey, I feel like on a really bad B movie. That should explain all the masked monkeys throwing sharp things at me.

The Sorry People just don't understand victory and survival. The Arabs equate us with the Israelis and are looking for 1 Fearless Leader to unite them and kill everyone they blindly hate.

Taking out Saddam and scaring him out from under that rock made Qaddafi give up a nuke program to which the 'international community' was oblivious.

They seem to prefer being blindsided by nuclear ninjas than risk offending the Islamic Republic of France.

Peace is that period of time that follows victory.

Time for a Guinness and a cigar.

Look, I expect this sort of treachery from cats. I mean, after all, they're CATS.

But I am heartbroken that my fellow Texan would commit this perfidy.

I used "perfidy" in a sentence. heh!

On the bright side, Scott Peterson is guilty of one count of 1st and one count of 2nd degree murder.

Fry him.

I want to see a special In My World about SarahK's evil twin sister! ^_^

Actually I believe that cats only have the vote in New Hampshire and New Jersey.....

i dont get this sorry world crap.. what is to be sorry about?... why should we be sorry to france?.. should we be sorry to their president who called arafat a man of courage and sat beside him and held his hand?.. how about our own traitor carter... who called arafat a powerful human symbol... should we be sorry that we are fighting a war against islamofacists? should we be sorry that something is finaly being done to protect america... i voted for a commander in cheif.. not an appeaser in cheif...

I say we use precision lasers to weed out those blue-at-heart in Texas.

Excuuuuse me, Kyber, but I am NOT SaraK's evil twin sister. I am the good twin. And, I don't even have a cat. I have a Boston Terrier. And I'm not sorry. And neither is he.

Neener, neener, neener.

In a side note, I remember when the "plane" part of the airborne lasers were coming down the line at the factory... they didn't have any nose cones. The first thing that came to mind was Star Blazers".

Ok, well, actually I am not a twin at all. I'm not even related. And, I live in Georgia not Texas. Still....My puppy and I are not sorry!

neener, neener, neener.

(Omitted diet curse word). What are the odds? A really bad B-movie, I tell you. Maybe even a soap. Do monkey ninjas appear on soaps? They were perhaps not ninjas after all because they don't seem to dodge bullets. Now, if you excuse me, I'm reaching for the salt.

On a completely subject: Frank, when are you going to post on the Scott Peterson conviction?

I thought the evil twin was always a brunette, like on "I Dream of Jenie" and "Bewitched."

It could be like Evil Smurfette, with black hair.

So if Peterson is guilty of second-degree murder for killing his unborn son, can doctors who perform partial-birth abortions be charged?

Who are these people to apologize for the vote of the majority? Where do they get off? Also, does anybody actually care that 48% of the country is "sorry?" Is France sitting over there thinking, "Well, not all Americans are red-necks, I guess. Who knew?!"

except the people who fall for this "we're sorry" crap also believe that the exit polls must have been right and Bush-Hitler somehow "stole" the election (again), this time by rigging all the vote counting machines. So they are, in their minds, sorry that a minority of ignorant redneck hillbilly white trash gun toting beer drinking wife beating inbred illiterate (this part could go on and on) brain dead repugniKKKans have foisted Bu$Hitler upon the world, when the vast majority of intelligent proper thinking city folk clearly did their best to promote Kerry.

See?

If we are such dirty low-life rednecks ("we" being Bush-supporters), then how did we manage such an elaborate conspiracy?

Easy! We have God on our side! HAHAHA!

They can be sorry all they want, it doesn't keep the US from beating the shit out of the scumbags in Falujah. Maybe if the middle east spent their money on a decent military instead of jeweled daggers for their teen age boys we would feel the need to beg forgiveness, but missles beat daggers, so we win! (I think the US military should be issued the Winner sticks FrankJ wrote about earlier)

I'm not sorry that drinking a good American beer (Yuengling) makes me belligerent and a bad speller!

Now, now. How can you say France is an Islamic Republic when those scarfs for women are not allowed in public schools?

There really needs to be some kind of Napoleon guy to take over France again. He was a man with backbone, which was partly due to the fact that he wasn't French.

These apology monkeys are confusing though. Sure, the war on Iraq didn't go entirely as well as suspected, and it could have been better if we used more ninjas...erm..."Special Forces"... to kill people instead of these messy JDAMs and MOABs, but overall the terrorists need to be scared. There will be the initial unpleasant side effects of large numbers of terrorists doing terrorism at once like it's the last chance they'll have (which it probably is), but I think it'll be worked out eventually.

I just hope there are enough decent people left in the Middle East after all the terrorists are dead to defuse hippie accusations of genocide.

YUENGLINGS!?! Thanks for reminding me. I will now commence spending the rest of the night crying that I live West of PA.

Praise Yoda!

Even better go to:

www.werenotsorry.com

Trust me, you'll like this site much better.

Just because 48% of the country voted for Kerry doesn't mean 48% of the country is "sorry" or "hates Bush". Some people just voted for Kerry without hating anybody in the process.

I don't run around claiming 51% of the country hates Kerry...

Hah! Evil kittens in position!

ATTACK, MY MINIONS! BWAHAHAHAhahahahahaha

- Reerrrrrrrrraaarrwwwww

- Pffffftttttttttttttt

- Ok....thats it.....strike the set lights....I can't work like this with all these damn Space Monkey Ninja Mimes upstaging me...Get my agent on the phone...and call my caretaker SarahK and tell her to send the limo...

Sarah's just mad because according to Deadwards, if Kerry had won Sarah's back would be healed.

John K, I agree with you that it isn't 51% of the population that hates John Kerry. I'm sure that there were people who hated him, but voted for him anyway because they hated Bush more. And because (according to various polls) about 40% of Kerry voters were Bush haters and (according to the election) about 51% of a normal American population isn't stupid: I'd have to estimate that about 20.4% of Kerry's voters hated him, but less than Bush. This means that 60.9% of America hates Kerry rather than 51%. Of course, the flawed thinking is that Bush-haters are an otherwise normal population, which is highly unlikely.

Me, I miss the days when traitors were executed rather than being given the Democrapic nomination for Prez.

I'm sorry too....

Apology

I Uploaded that picture on the front page of www.werenotsorry.com...hahahahah!

i rule

I think that cat picture qualifies as animal abuse, poor cat.

no wonder this infinitely loopy programmer is unemployed. (gallery 246)

oh yeah, and here's the real harry potter actor. (gallery 387)

Well due to FrankJ's mention of Zatoichi "In My World", when I saw the DVD of Takeshi Kitano'a "Zatoichi The Blind Swordsman" I just had to rent it. I just finished watching it. I enjoyed it, but it's hard to talk about without dropping spoilers. Let me just say I think FrankJ had imput on the script and he and Gregory Hines have a lot to answer for.

Why do I feel so sorry for the brain washed cat?