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i have yet to see a happy dance frank...

So Sharon "led" eh? Hope he dint step on the Presidents toes...

very funny

Nearly in tears with laughter here. That was absolutely hilarious.

Now THAT was funny!

Didja Know?!

Sesame Street is doing the letters I. M. A. and O. today.

Yeah, I'm sorry too he died before I had a chance to kill him. But not too sorry.

When in Britain I listen to the BBC.

I have to tell you that Scott has the "British Anchor Voice" perfectly copied. The arrogant aloof personality of BBC Anchors is the only thing I remember about British news.

I will have to send some of my British compatriots on to this site.

Any Brit who listens to that will split up.

Thank you, Mr. Kohlhoff! I have always watched a lot of BBC television and enjoyed my brief stay in the UK immensely.

I was afraid that I was going to injure myself by laughing so hard at this audio especially after listening to your most recent prior audio which I listened to last night. Speaking of ham, are you one? Keep up the good work. There is nothing that beats a good laugh. If your jealous about your friend's book, I suggest you put together a CD with your audio clips! Talk about a money maker! Live free!

We can dance if we want to.

So where's YOUR dance, Frank????????

You can dance if you want to.
You can leave your friends behind.
But your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

Or something like that. I'm only 17, I don't know all the lyrics to old school soft rock. Sorry.

"old school soft rock"

i remember the Safety Dance when it was cool, neato, and radical, dude.

wait...Safety Dance isn't cool anymore? What am I going to do with all of those Men Without Hats posters? Damn! Does this have anything to do with monkeys?

what a freakin' scream!

Oh. My. Freakin'. God.
That was the best by far.
Jacques' crying? Fab-U-lous!

World leaders paid tribute on Thursday, November 11, to deceased Palestinian President Yasser Arafat, describing his demise as a "great loss" of a towering symbol of Palestinian liberation aspirations.
Flags were flown at half-staff at the United Nations as the world body accorded the veteran leader the same honors as a head of state, reported Agence France-Presse (AFP).
UN Secretary General "Kofi Annan asked us to apply the same protocol as for heads of state," Marie Heuze, spokeswoman for the UN's European headquarters in Geneva, said.
The president of the Palestinian Authority, which only has observer status at the UN partly because it is not an internationally-recognized state, was officially declared dead at a hospital in Paris early on Thursday.