No server could withstand..

You can't be Satan. That would make you a democrat and member of ACLU.

Maybe Evil Glenn is dyslexic and meant to compare you to Santa?

Cult members? Wouldn't that make SarahK Patricia Hearst?

I want to be in a cult, but I just can't seem to find any here in Oregon.

/sarcasm

You rock! Nothing is greater than a bunch of uber-conservatives bashing on whiny democrats!

I'd love to see you tear this guy a new one:

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=ThomasEChristy

Well you ARE always tempting us to buy your t-shirts!

Gullyborg,

Does this Young Life Camp look familiar?

enough happy horseshit

if you haven't written or e-mailed both of your senators urging their influence on the fate of the Marine who saved his comrades plus the embedded asshole who shot the video

THEN BURN IN HELL

Editor, Wow. That brought back some memories! When I was a teen we used to go downtown (Portland) just to watch to Rashneeshees dance at their club. Freaky. They all wore red and writhe-danced. But once Mah Anand Sheila pulled her genocide-by-salmonella thing, that was it. I find it interesting that the ranch has been re-born as a Christian retreat center.

so.. i dont have to drink the kool-aid to be in this cult right?
:D

jonag,

It was bought by some developer and nobody wanted to touch it so he donated it to Young Life. They made good use of it, to say the least.

I'm pretty sure they even have radios at the camp... ba dah, bing.

No Kool-Aid. Just chocolate pudding. All campers must wear matching jumpsuits, matching Nike shoes, carry a $5 in the left pocket, and shave their heads. It all sounded perfectly normal and peaceful until the brought up the neutering...

NAME THAT CULT!

"We love the leader!"

"Start a chant! Everybody loves a droning, repetitive chant."

"Attention, everybody. Let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day! The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date! The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date!"

"It's no use. He's obviously the most powerful mind we've ever dealt with!"

"Or... nananananananana Leader! Nananananananana Leader!Nananananananana Leader! Nananananananana Leader!"

"Nananananananana Batman! I mean, Leader!"

"These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the other Leader Beans."

"Homer, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but there's no face on that damn bean!"

Frank, it isn't really slander if you think about it. Remember that you exposed Glenn as a satan-worshipping hobo-murderer. So Glenn, by implying that you're is satan, is implying that he's secretly worshipping you.

I will mindlessly destroy him upon your command... Just give me the word and it's done.

I can smell the fear.

Keep up the good work Frank.

BTW: WORSHIP ME!

Never mind. I don't have paperwork to back that up.

HELP HELP HELP HELP!

Frank, I posted on werenotsorry, and on my blog with a modified version of your sign "W2 - four more years of dead terrorists"

My post is here:
http://romeocat.typepad.com/cathouse_chat/2004/11/were_not_sorry.html

This Liberal Avenger guy is ramping up his readers. That's fine, I'd enjoy a dialog! However, in the couple of comments they've left, they're just interested in invective.

Here are his two posts:
This on mentions your site (sorry):
http://liberalavenger.com/2004/11/romeocats-muse.html

And this one is where he got things rolling:
http://liberalavenger.com/2004/11/enemy-sympathizer.html

People, I'm not the type of person to deal with this stuff. And I'm REALLY not trolling for linkage, honest....

But would you help me with some advice before this gets out of hand? I am NOT asking for you to swamp him at all - just suggestions on what I might do if a flood of hate does come in....

Thanks in advance....

And I'm waiting for the Mail to deliver my shirt!

The Leader's presence is felt!

I'm covered in the dust of the leader! He favours me!

Why do you call him the puppy blender?

I will do whatever Frank tells me to do, becuase Frank possesses wisdom beyond the stars and always knows what is best.

Tell me what you want me to do, Frank. I will destroy the Puppy Blender for you. Just say the word, my dark master.

Frank, I always figured you for more of a Belzebubba...

Actually Glenn finds the term "Puppy Blender" to be a compliment. For you see Glenn has American Indian (I checked with "Indian Country" they say that is the prefered term as 'Native American' is to vague) ancestry. A number of tribes had good recipes for dog and a tender puppy is good eats for them. By using a blender Glenn is being technicly inovative and at the same time being sensitive to his roots. I think that he is falling slowly under FrankJ's spell, you notice he didn't compare him to Bozo the Clown or M.Moore, but to one of the most powerful symbols in the ethos, "The Devil!"
By the way Juan those tamales you sent me were delicious...Meow!

Do we get cool armbands with "FJ" emblazened on them and big shiney jackboots with metaL taps on the heels? How about smallish pichforks that can easily be stowed into a John Brown belt? YEAH! Sign me up, baby!!!

I would like to be apart of your cult. Is it OK if I commit only part-time with a half hearted attitude.

I really never commit to anything and I have a bad attitude.

I hope this is not a problem.

Oh, and that evil Glenn, why can't I stop reading what he has to post.

We get to be in big torchlit parades too, right? Will Der Grosse Propagandist be making a movie of us?

Here's an idea for uniforms;

Flat Black baseball caps, matching jumpsuits, black jungle boots and wrap around sunglasses.
The best part, a pair of 32 inch blades that pop out of the sleeves at the push of a button, to be used for dispensing vengeance on all thy enemies. Lets not forget the pearl handle .45's nicely concealed just below the kidneys.

*over the loudspeaker*

The High Commander speaks. Thou shalt purchase thyself a NUKE THE MOON shirt. Thou shalt not be content with one. Thou shalt buy two, so that thou may weareth one, whilst the other is in the wash. Thou shalt always wear thy NUKE THE MOON shirt, except when thou art showering, or changing into the clean one that the dirty one may be washethed.

*end of transmission*

Armbands! I want armbands!

Oooh, Oooh! I wanna be an agent of Satan! Can I have button, too? ->

http://www.flickr.com/photos/1544701_7c63197706_m.jpg

Gullyborg-
Was that the SoCal (maybe San Diego?)group waiting for a meteor or some aliens or some such?

Frank J-
Are you madder about being called Satan, or that Satan apparently isn't anatomically correct?

Um, why is Satan blogging nekked with another nekked demon? What is instapundit trying to say???

the leader is good, the leader is great, we surender our will as of this date...

Thanks to you-all who stopped by and offered your support! I apologize for omitting the html tags for the links (blushing in embarassment)...

Oh, and Frank couldn't possibly be Satan - he's much too eeeeeeeeeevilly smart and witty!

Besides, Satan is going to get all the LLLs, right? Now, what would Frank want with that useless bunch?

Thanks again --- and, oh Eeeeeeeevil One, speed up US Snail for us so we can wear our t-shirts!

-R'cat

Hey, Instapundit's server is down. Looks like some FrankJanian has struck! Either that, or the jooooooos did it!

Actually, it looks like Democratic Underground and Drudge Report are down, too. The joooooos are taking out only smaller, wackier web sites first. Wonkette will probably be next... wait, she's gone too! DUM DUM DUUUUUMMMM

ooo...Princess Kimberley knows the difference between "naked" and "nekkid".

"Naked" means you don't have no clothes on.

"Nekkid" means you don't have no clothes on and you up to somethin.

"Those are ivory grips, pearl handles are for pimps!" Well something like that in the movie Patton. Boots can look nice but they are such a pain to put on and off. Can we go with black sneakers?

Ok, maybe I'm missing something here, but what is the deal with you and Instapundit? Hatfields and McCoys syndrome??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instapundit
:D

just kidding about the burn in hell thing

"suggestions on what I might do if a flood of hate does come in...."

Take no action. Liberals' shit is so weak, you may substitute it for Evian and save your money.

"Must ... serve ... FrankJ ..."

Yeah, Jim, but Evian tastes like sh**, too...

I prefer beer! Or champagne - which flowed in copious amounts on 03Nov...

Besides, they now seem content to view my site, then run over to bother Elric. He has them well in hand.

....and anyway my site is now password protected. ALL the hits I was getting were for that flippin' post. *sigh*

Ik ga totaal akkoord. Ware Thats, mijn oom altijd vertelde me dat. Ik houd van uw adviezen en ik zal vaker uw plaats voortaan bezoeken. Dank voor grote inhoud, houdt het goede werk. Ongelooflijk er zijn geen dergelijke goede plaatsen zoals van u. Als mijn bovengenoemde grootvader: het goede werk zal altijd appriciated zijn.