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November 18, 2004
New Comic Character: Hate-Filled Lefty
With all the comics drawn by hate-filled lefties, I was thinking maybe I could do a comic about a hate-filled lefty. But how to design a new comic character? Here is what I came up with:
Hooray for comics! Who knows what wacky adventures he'll have in the future! 53 Responses To "New Comic Character: Hate-Filled Lefty"
first Shouldn't the hate filled lefty really be wearing an official, Noam Chomsky Autograph Model aluminum foil deflector beany (AFDB)? After all, how is the Lefty to protect to be protected from Freeper mind control without the obligatory AFDB? #2 - Posted by: Grand Bubbleer on November 18, 2004 08:41 AMA pointed hat for a pointed head. Suddenly Thomas Kinkade doesn't look so bad... #4 - Posted by: Lars Walker on November 18, 2004 08:42 AMFunny, but not a happy dance. #6 - Posted by: Feleron on November 18, 2004 08:44 AMIs he saying anyone who disagrees with him should die, or is he saying he should die? #7 - Posted by: Ann on November 18, 2004 08:45 AMhe still has a chance because his right side is still functional #8 - Posted by: steve on November 18, 2004 08:48 AMThe soldiers should have called in a S.M.I.T.E. strike to vapoorize the hate filled lefty. By the way, how about our new sky based laser for missle defense? Frank, I think they stole your idea! And they may say it is for shooting down ballistic missles, but they could use it on ground targets too. On a serious note, did anyone else have eerie remembrances of the cold war when the news carried a story about Russia developing new nuclear missiles while we announce our new 747 based anti-missile laser? #9 - Posted by: Chris on November 18, 2004 08:58 AMJust goes to show that even when not in school Dunce hats are a must for any Liberal nutjob. Sadly Micheal Moore sold his for pancake money. #11 - Posted by: American Pitbull on November 18, 2004 09:21 AMJust goes to show that even when not in school Dunce hats are a must for any Liberal nutjob. Sadly Micheal Moore sold his for pancake money. #12 - Posted by: American Pitbull on November 18, 2004 09:21 AMI hope the camera wasn't rolling when the GI's administered the ..."attitude adjustment"...... #14 - Posted by: EffinNewGuy on November 18, 2004 09:38 AMI like how they blackened his eye. Plus, I think he needs immediate medical attention for that leg. Frank, I used to think you drew like a three year old with. I apologize. Your drawing prowess would now compete with any five, or even six year old. #15 - Posted by: gaskar on November 18, 2004 09:41 AMSpeaking of cameras, maybe Leftie's next adventure could be administering aid to 'faking dead' terrorists who blow up. #16 - Posted by: LynnGunn on November 18, 2004 09:42 AMOh, I'm sure the cameras will be rolling when the next patrol finds him... Shoddy work by the first patrol yet again. (Oooh, that's ugly. I'm off to confession again...) #17 - Posted by: Rubber(Red)neck on November 18, 2004 09:43 AMSpeaking of left wing nut jobs...did anyone besides me see Roseanne Barr's stand up comedy last night on Jimmy Kimmel???? She read an entire monologue on the sad state of the country and our President. She just got through touring the country with Michael Moore, so judging by her awful and I mean awful performance, she proved he is indeed a cannibal, as he must have eaten her brain on the tour. What an idiot. And no one laughed. #18 - Posted by: Bikermommy on November 18, 2004 09:53 AMYou know, Frank, after a comic takes off, the artist can usually sell prints and lithographs for insane sums of money. Hate-Filled Lefty will undoubtedly become a classic, so you should start planning for that now. Heck, I'm not sure exactly what a "lithograph" is (I think it's latin for "costs more" so why not just xerox a few copies now, sign 'em, and sell 'em. #19 - Posted by: Jason L on November 18, 2004 10:08 AMFor my comics, I have considered selling the original drawing on e-bay. #20 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 18, 2004 10:11 AMNo, no, Frank! "TONGUE" hanging out means 'tard; "tounge" hanging out means you shouldn't drink so many beers before drawing your comix. Rectorially speaking, of course. #21 - Posted by: gyrene on November 18, 2004 10:23 AMSo when we try to open the Frank J. Memorial Museum many years from now, we'll have to pay billions (adjusted 50 years in the future for inflation when you are taking your dirt nap), to get them back? You're like way too selfish. Save them in a bankers box in your attic...Wait!...Send them to Sarah K (and list them in the pre-nup as your property), so when the hurricanes blow your roof off, you'll still have them. Your only worry is Mexican fans coming across the border to raid her house and steal them... #22 - Posted by: Curt on November 18, 2004 10:25 AMFrank: Design a shirt for me that says: I thought I fixed the tongue mispelling in photoshop, buy I must have forgot to upload the new version. #24 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 18, 2004 10:37 AMWhere are the soldiers' rifles and KBARs? (Rifles and KBARS means "soldiers.") #25 - Posted by: Beo on November 18, 2004 10:39 AMRifles and KA-BARs usually means Marines. Unless the soldiers have stolen the KA-BARS from the Marines, in which case you may disregard this comment. #26 - Posted by: gyrene on November 18, 2004 10:46 AMPlus, shouldn't the lefty be whining more, and have a packed suitcase with bag tags to Cananda? And a sticker on the suitcase that say "I'm Sorry"? #27 - Posted by: EffinNewGuy on November 18, 2004 10:49 AMCraig1f, That's a shirt i would wear. I wore my viva la Reagan revolucion shirt to my friends liberal college (UNT). anytime some said cool shirt to me I pointed out it was Reagan not Guevarra and their smiles faded. #28 - Posted by: Blaine on November 18, 2004 10:51 AMI love the comics. I love it! Still not enough 'tard looking. Also, he should have two left arms, feet, eyes, you know like one of them flat fish things. Hmmm. I wonder if those flounders are liberals? Floundering around the truth. Am I the only one that recognizes that flounders need to be added to the list with monkeys and ninjas? They also probably talk to Aquaman. #30 - Posted by: chesspatzer on November 18, 2004 11:03 AMI love how the soldiers are talking OFF FRAME in the last panel. That means Frank is a true professional comic artist now. Only true professionals have stuff like that. #31 - Posted by: MountainMama on November 18, 2004 11:15 AMI'm laughing so hard my next door neighbors are banging on the wall ! #32 - Posted by: Friend of USA on November 18, 2004 11:47 AM
You have these people down pat. #33 - Posted by: Marty on November 18, 2004 03:47 PMHilarious as always. Such an awesome site. Keep it up!! #34 - Posted by: nick on November 18, 2004 04:06 PMHate-Filled Lefty also have a beard, wear sandals and be gay. #35 - Posted by: Jeff on November 18, 2004 04:54 PMI'm happy that you pointed out that helmet means soldier. For a moment, I thought they were hassidic jooos. #36 - Posted by: Princess Kimberley on November 18, 2004 05:11 PMLefty could be the best comic character yet! I can only imagine the wacky hu-jinks he could stumble into in the future, like maybe running into the comic version of Frank J & his hat. #37 - Posted by: Jenno on November 18, 2004 05:31 PMFunnier than Ted Rall and with better art too. #39 - Posted by: Sam on November 18, 2004 06:21 PMif hate filled lefty had a beard and sandals he would be geannane garofalo. Oh and aren't all leftys gay. #40 - Posted by: on November 18, 2004 06:30 PMYou have taken all the images at sorryeverybody.com and summed them up neatly. You must have done your research. #41 - Posted by: ejonesie22 on November 18, 2004 06:36 PMLefty should also be as French as possible. This would involve a goatee, brown pants, and body odor. Hmmm . . . maybe we can get a Frank J. Exclusive COLOR comic . . . #42 - Posted by: Dave on November 18, 2004 07:38 PMHate-Filled Lefty's Pointed Hat should be more shiny and crinkly, Frank. Like Tinfoil. Jack. #43 - Posted by: Jack Deth on November 18, 2004 08:19 PMGreat timing. It appears there is an opening at the WAPO now that they fired Teddy Rall. #44 - Posted by: jhar on November 18, 2004 09:05 PMFirst panel of lefty cartoon adventure = frank! you've been posted on fark! Not only is it hilarious, "Hate Filled Lefty" is the most true-to-life cartoon since "Calvin and Hobbes". Ted Rall was your inspiration for the main character, no doubt. I think Lefty needs a sidekick, though. I know, how about a slovenly dirtbag who makes "documentary" films? You could call him Donut-Filled Lefty. #47 - Posted by: Noble Eagle on November 19, 2004 04:30 PMCan you be any less funny? Seriously, conservative people that try to be funny just aren't. Conservatism and Comedy just don't work. Sorry. #48 - Posted by: Matt on November 19, 2004 08:20 PMDude, if you ever really want to do online comics, I can draw if you make the story. We could even make a pseudononymous (is that word?) entity. Go see, www.claredelune.com. My email - clarenancy/at/comcast.net Must admit I love your stick figures, though. They have real charm, just like you! Lunacy #49 - Posted by: lunacy on November 20, 2004 01:04 AMThe looks on the faces of those soldiers is priceless. #50 - Posted by: Tim in PA on November 20, 2004 06:05 PMCould Hate-Filled Lefty be any relation to Baby Sue? http://www.babysue.com/T-shirt.GIF #52 - Posted by: Lawrence Person on November 21, 2004 11:16 PMBlogging is the next generation of the Internet. If you've got something to say that interests somebody else, by golly, then there you have it! It's not about search engine rank or advertising, either. It's about word-of-mouse, and presentation. More here #53 - Posted by: Bloggerman on December 2, 2004 10:41 AMPost a comment
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