zero-th!

Michael Moore actually looks thinner, aren't you supposed to make him look worse?

Nekkid Michael Moore?!?

Mein eyes! The goggles, they do NOTHING!!!

After futilely struggling to squeeze into the brass bikini, the tearful Hillary Rodham Clinton remained in her dressing room. Checking up on her, Maureen Dowd wretched and screamed, "My eyes!"

Soros: We must give the Jedi Bush credit master, for winning the popular vote.

Mikey the Hut: Fool, you've fallen for his Halliburton mind tricks. Weak minds and millions of dollars cannot stand before his cowboy powers, but I am too corpulent to be overcome so easily. Into the pit with him while I salivate over the thought of Jenna in a slave outfit!

Al Franken: Buah hahahahahahahahahaha!

Here's a few:

Fahrenheit.....911 Tons

Meet the Eat Alls!

The Dark Side's stupid cousins

No Michael, you don't need another Hardee's Monster Thick Burger.

Jabba the Moore "Hey Franken, my arms are too short to reach my butt, go get the charmin"

Franken "Hahahahahahahhah"

"Michael Moore, relaxing at home with a few close friends."

Michael Moore/Jabba says: "Ohhh,ho-ho-ho..bring me more right wing women,to amuse me,and satisfy my self-loathing,hypocritical desires.Princess Leia in a bronze (not gold,because gold is for Jooos and Capitalists),bikini,should ease my sorrows."

The lackey to his left (I have no clue who he is): "Yes,my L-rd,thou shalt be done.Would you prefer a Sarah "mild spicy" K wing,or a Michelle "burn the hair off your liberal ass" Malkin thigh?"

Al "I don't like myself,I'm not special,and darn it no one likes me" Franken: "I'll kiss,lick,fondle,pet,grope,and do anything to the ass of anyone who will give me a job..any job..plee-ease-ee!"

But for a simple caption (if we must),I say they all are saying "gimme,gimme,gimme",like true tax and spend,repeal and squeal lefties.

MM: Abba bwakka oocha Bush twadda.
Al: HE HE HE HA! ABOOJA!
MM: Ha ha ha ha...

Suddenly the door flies in, crushing the weirdo to the right of MM. Bush bursts in, guns a'blazing.

MM: Soo, Boosh you are here. I will...

BANG! BANG!

MM: Ha ha! You're puny bullet just bounce off my immense girth! Ha ha ha!
Al: He he he ha ha! Gobbldeygook!

TO BE CONTINUED!!

Never underestimate the power of the Dork Side

"OK, we're ready. Send in Ann Coulter in the gold bikini!"

Moore-on the (Pizza)Hut:your conservative policies have no effect on me young-jedi Bush!

(Pile on the Right):Mastah, shall we make new movie; make lies for Bush-Jedi-Cheny-Wan Kenobi?

Moore-on the (Pizza)Hut:NO! (Slaps the creature with his 50-ton tail) First we shall eat at Souplantation and drive the capitalist organization into bankruptcy, then we shall lie about the right and lead all the people into the waiting hands of Darth Ted Kennedy!

Ratboy Al Franken:Lead to dark side! OHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jedi Bush (Off Camera): Time for a good ol' fashioned Texas Butt-Kickin' (Draws Light saber and cuts Ratboy Al Frankens head off)

Cheny-Wan-Kenobi (Also off screen): (Raises hand at Liberal pile, causing him to twirl around in the air and then gets sucked into the gaping maw of Moore-on the (Pizza)Hut)
This is what you get when you start brown nosing the French!

Moore-on the (Pizza)Hut then chokes to death on his rhetoric!

Nee wonna wonga!

WAHAHAHAHA, Rather is "stepping down"!

Anyone have any Lysol?

If I'm not mistaken, the guy on the far right is a bald Al Gore (strange place to put him, addmittedly)

I can come up with nothing better than what I've seen here....

*Imagining Condi Rice in the golden slave garb, a short, small, green backwards-talking Kark Rove with pointy ears, Donald Rumsfeld as a huge, angry, destruction-prone wookie, and Frank J running around dressed a Billy Dee Williams*

No funny caption, but just FYI: The guy with the head-tail is named Bib Fortuna in the movies.

Add to what I said Tony Blair as a gold interpreter droid and John Howard as a short, stout little robot that bleeps and spins its head around.

^^that was me, btw

Otherworldly voiceover by Obi-Wan:

"Luke, use the force as an air-freshener..."

After completing his once-a-century b.m.,
Jabba is puzzled. It appears to be
wearing glasses.

Next scene: Ann Coulter comes out in brass bikini and chokes Moore the Hut with a chain.

Moore. Well boys, I made 100 million off my nonsense, how'd you do?

Living proof that our country can never posess too much napalm.

Jabba the Moore: Don't just stand there, Al Gortuna! Bring me ham! HAM!!!

In a press conference today, Michael Moore, Al Franken, and Al Gore revealed exactly what it is they've been smoking.

Sporting a new svelte physique, Michael
Moore signs copies of his bestseller,
'The Ham Revolution'.

Rumor has it that Moore accidentally
invented the Low-Carb All-Ham Diet
after being banned from Dunkin-Donuts
for, what Moore refers to as,
"hygienic differences".

This next portrait in our gallery is a prime example of the Leftism movement. Unlike Cubism which said that 'objects can only be captured by showing it from multiple points of view simultaneously', leftism says that 'there is only one point of view, the liberal view'.

Watch out for the Jedipublicans. Their mind tricks are strong!

Al Goretuna: What is that?

Michael the Hutt: Is it ham? HAM? HAM!

"So... which one of you ate the princess?"

"Moore: Abu habush kerpla

Franken: It's not delivery, it's Digornio!"

"Michael, I'm pretty sure carbonite isn't on your Atkins plan"

"Dude, up here in Canada you're gonna have to wait a while to get that wind-around-the-neck tumor thing removed"

"Those aren't mind tricks, that's just Daily Kos talki... STEAL TAX KILL!"

Soros: I spent 27 million dollars and all I got was this lousy malignant tumor.

Wait, that's not Soros, it's Al. Damn

"A more wretch hive of scum and villany you will never...oh wait, Franken is here. Nevermind"

Here's to good friends
tonight is kind of special,
the beer we'll pour,
must say something more, somehow,
so tonight,
let it be Lowenbrau

its hard to come up with a funny comment when the material is just a simple undoctored picture of a few close friends enjoying an evening in their elegant home

"Franken, for the last time, get your head off my Big Mac!"

axis of evil

I thought I had it bad enough just looking at the picture, then I saw the Jawa in the backround.
Poor bastard.

Jabba was a Republican, and the Rebel forces were quite liberal.

Darth Cheney? Hello???? That picture looks like the inside of Rush Limbaugh's studio to me.

Al: Tee hee hee...that alimentary canal tickled!