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December 06, 2004
RARRRRRR!
Opinionjournal has just endorsed Scrappleface ("Do We Have Coattails?" item) in the weblog awards! One of my favorite blogging institution have turned against me, and they must pay big! I guess I'm "going to break with tradition" and tell everybody to e-mail Taranto (opinionjournal@wsj.com) with your full rage! RARRR! In better news, I'm going to announce a contest soon... a really cool one. Actually, someone will win a great prize by the end of the day. In fact, someone will win a prize everyday until next Thursday. Details real soon. Remember to vote for IMAO; not only am I funny - you win great prizes! Now what's a great lie to tell about Taranto... UPDATE: May have recruited a powerful friend to counter this endorsement. This could get interesting... Oh yeah, the contest! 26 Responses To "RARRRRRR!"
First winner! #1 - Posted by: Beo on December 6, 2004 04:24 PMfirst #2 - Posted by: on December 6, 2004 04:24 PMHmm.. Just voted for Scrappleface; didn't know about you before seeing you were a contestant in a toe-to-toe with Taranto. Just looked over your material and, sorry to tell you this, I'm convinced I voted for the better site. #3 - Posted by: Read on December 6, 2004 04:27 PMRead, Read, you have READ all of the "In My World" articles and hear the audio clips. Reviewing this site for 5 minutes doesn't mean you know whether it's funny or not. You are a dumbass. You have to READ all of the 'In My World' articles and hear the audio clips before you can judge this site. Reviewing this site for 5 minutes and then proclaiming it isn't worthy just means you are an ignorant little monkey boy. Let's kick Read's ass! #7 - Posted by: Santa on December 6, 2004 04:37 PMsorry, double post. frankj, only posting comments sucks. #8 - Posted by: Santa on December 6, 2004 04:39 PMand when you click on CANCEL it obviously doesn't work and still posts. now santa looks stupid. #9 - Posted by: santa on December 6, 2004 04:41 PMDon't worry, I'm catching up & will soon CRUSH both of you #10 - Posted by: jeff on December 6, 2004 04:43 PMTaronto is full of muslims, and they make Baby Jesus cry. http://www.torontomuslims.com/ #11 - Posted by: Princess Kimberley on December 6, 2004 04:44 PMSomeone needs to photoshop up some pictures of Taranto attending a ballroom dancing class with Andrew Sullivan. Not me, I'm too busy voting for Frank J. #12 - Posted by: Zeb Trout on December 6, 2004 04:49 PMOk, what do I win? #13 - Posted by: Bob on December 6, 2004 04:56 PMits a travisty of injustice... imao must win.. or baby jesus will cry #14 - Posted by: urban on December 6, 2004 04:57 PMOh, Taranto... not Toronto! My bad! #15 - Posted by: Princess Kimberley on December 6, 2004 05:21 PMHmm, I wonder if the powerful friend endorser could be enticed to endorse me as well or I could undo my bribe. #16 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 6, 2004 05:36 PMPrincess Kimberly may be on to something! Imagine: "Taranto and Bin Laden Get Married in Taxachusetts." Bam! He's pro-terrorist, pro-gay "marriage," and pro-liberalism all at the same time. (like ANSWER) #17 - Posted by: Neo-con Samurai on December 6, 2004 05:44 PMHow about getting Michelle Malkin's endorsement? That would show that damned scrappleface! #18 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on December 6, 2004 05:46 PMfor me, it's an honor just to be nominated. *loud wailing* #19 - Posted by: sarahk on December 6, 2004 05:47 PMI just went to vote for the third time in as many days...and I saw something I don't like.Scrappleface has pulled ahead of Frank by more than 4% in the last 24 hours.Why am I seeing this? What have you disloyal people done to sabotage IMAO? Or is Scrappleface using dirty tactics? The universe is becoming untangled,I tell ya!! And yeah,I'm with Santa..let's kick Read's ass.It won't fix anything,but it'll dang sure make me feel better. Dangit Read,if ya don't know what's going on,don't vote.It's like giving a pair of scissors to a bowlegged drunk and tellin'em to run laps around the kitchen...it's just plain dangerous and wrong! :( #20 - Posted by: Moe on December 6, 2004 05:53 PMMaybe Scrappleface is pulling a "Daily Kos" #21 - Posted by: Neo-con Samurai on December 6, 2004 07:20 PMI'd just like to say that I personally emailed WSJ and told them you told me to email them and since I'm a right winger I followed your orders. Now it's time for me to get my commands from Limbaugh. #22 - Posted by: TJ "Fluff-Dumplet" Knowles on December 6, 2004 09:59 PMYAY! I GET TO WRITE HATE MAIL!! #23 - Posted by: Greg Sullivan on December 6, 2004 10:24 PMWell, I voted for you. You consistently make me spray tea all over my computer screen, and the beating bats at the UN deserves many votes! #24 - Posted by: TheAnchoress on December 7, 2004 12:24 PMWell, I voted for you. You consistently make me spray tea all over my computer screen, and the beating bats at the UN deserves many votes! #25 - Posted by: TheAnchoress on December 7, 2004 12:25 PMif life was a bowl of cherries no one would be FAT #26 - Posted by: SaTaN on December 14, 2004 07:12 PMPost a comment
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