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December 06, 2004
Super Huge Contest to Gratuitously Increase Traffic
You know how you guys annoy me to no end with commenting "First!" Well, until next Thursday, you could win a prize for it. Premiere Speakers Bureau, the place to book speakers for all occasions, is running a promotion with IMAO to give away autographed books by some of your favorite right-wing authors. Each day (starting today and ending next Thursday), I'll put up a special post and the first person to comment to it wins a book from these selections (yes, books autographed by Sean Hannity, Zell Miller, Oliver North, Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter, Michael Reagan, and Neil Cavuto). So, what are the rules? Well, I'm going to do a post about Premiere Speakers Bureau each day (this one doesn't count), and the first person to comment wins BUT the comment cannot be "First!" I now hate that word. And, whatever word someone else won with is now an ineligible word. Also, when you post, you have to have an e-mail with it as I will contact you to get your name, address, phone number, and choice of book so your prize can be sent to you in time for Christmas (make sure you've posted before with your e-mail and "Remember Info" checked so you can be quick to the draw). You can only win once, too. And IMAO Employees and their immediate family are ineligible (so basically my family and SarahK's). Also, you can just go ahead and buy autographed books from here if you don’t feel like playing and want to get some good Christmas gifts. The first chance to win will be later this night... 52 Responses To "Super Huge Contest to Gratuitously Increase Traffic"
Secundus! #2 - Posted by: mojo on December 6, 2004 05:17 PMScrappleface rules! #3 - Posted by: Moe on December 6, 2004 05:24 PMawesome #4 - Posted by: Joey D on December 6, 2004 05:28 PM"Shotgun!" LOL #5 - Posted by: Neo-con Samurai on December 6, 2004 05:36 PMHmm... the link http://www.imao.us/www.premieremarketing.us doesn't appeart to actually exist; I assume you meant to hyperlink to this instead? http://premieremarketingstore.com/premiere/ I'm looking forward to hitting the refresh button over and over... ;) #7 - Posted by: Conservative Vampire on December 6, 2004 05:42 PMfrank is my hero.. #9 - Posted by: urban on December 6, 2004 05:47 PMJust postin to be remembered #10 - Posted by: John on December 6, 2004 05:59 PM"I am not GAY" I need to be remembered to, time to create an e-mail address. #12 - Posted by: Santa on December 6, 2004 06:04 PMI remember (me) now.... #13 - Posted by: LFK on December 6, 2004 06:08 PMremember when... #14 - Posted by: lillie027 on December 6, 2004 06:11 PMhuh? #15 - Posted by: Bingo on December 6, 2004 06:15 PMJust doing a posting check. #16 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on December 6, 2004 06:18 PMJust posting to be rememebered for the contest #17 - Posted by: NRAforever on December 6, 2004 06:25 PMalso posting to be remembered... #18 - Posted by: sickofbs on December 6, 2004 06:28 PMFIRST!!!! woohoo, now where is that cake I was promised #19 - Posted by: greg on December 6, 2004 06:34 PMTrust your good buddy to find a hole in your link... I can't sign up for an autographed copy of _anything_. Keep that in mind when I edit your latest version of the Last American. ROFL Caz #20 - Posted by: GINA on December 6, 2004 06:35 PMRemembrance Activation. #21 - Posted by: LegoJoyFreak on December 6, 2004 06:36 PMMy refresh button is going to be totally dead by the end of tonight. #22 - Posted by: Katie on December 6, 2004 06:50 PMhehe. awesome. #23 - Posted by: Clark on December 6, 2004 06:52 PMHey Frank? Would you consider modifying the comment window code so that I can maximize the window? Please? #25 - Posted by: Matt on December 6, 2004 06:58 PMsweet #26 - Posted by: Jason on December 6, 2004 07:00 PMHam! feed me ham! #28 - Posted by: no more moore on December 6, 2004 07:02 PMShameless, now gimma a Laura Ingraham book! She's so cool! #29 - Posted by: Catracks on December 6, 2004 07:07 PMYou know he's going to wait until 11 o'clock tonight, just to make us stare at our monitors, refreshing every two seconds. #30 - Posted by: Katie on December 6, 2004 07:08 PMLast! #31 - Posted by: DBDukes on December 6, 2004 07:09 PMMatt: Is there a firefox plugin for continual refresh yet? #34 - Posted by: indorphin on December 6, 2004 07:18 PM>indorphin at December 6, 2004 07:18 PM Yes, it's called 'ReloadEvery 0.4' (http://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/mozilla.org/extensions/resize_search_box/resizesearchbox_0.0.4.xpi) Whoa, indorphin, you're one of the 6 people on LiveJournal who have IMAO listed as an interest. And hey, if that is you, then you are exactly 3 years older than I am! How's that for a coinkidink? #36 - Posted by: Katie on December 6, 2004 07:32 PMYou just ruined all chances of my completing my chemistry lab report tonight. I just hope my professor is secretly a fellow-IMAO addict and understands... #37 - Posted by: MK on December 6, 2004 07:35 PMThat would be hilarious if Frank J. decided to post a duplicate and put a note at the end that it's actually different... I bet it'd catch a lot of us off guard. Oh, the thinks you come up with when hitting the Refresh button... #38 - Posted by: Conservative Vampire on December 6, 2004 08:00 PMSignin' up! Another shark in the tank. #39 - Posted by: Bob on December 6, 2004 08:01 PMUgh, I have been reading the same page in my econ book for an hour! I keep looking at my monitor! #40 - Posted by: Katie on December 6, 2004 08:07 PMCount me in! #41 - Posted by: John K. on December 6, 2004 08:08 PMKatie, are you stalking me? What's your username? Man, I feel old now. #42 - Posted by: Indorphin on December 6, 2004 08:58 PMBooga, booga #43 - Posted by: Mudd on December 6, 2004 09:03 PMYes, indorphin, I have been stalking you. Tee hee. Nah, I was just curious to see who actually listed IMAO as an interest. My username is rightwinggirl. I was surprised that no one had already taken it! #44 - Posted by: Katie on December 6, 2004 09:09 PMGratuitous post! #45 - Posted by: Silk on December 6, 2004 09:22 PMI had to buy an ad on your site to get a link. when the time was up, still no link. You want traffic, give me link. #46 - Posted by: kermit on December 6, 2004 11:48 PMUseless comment... just practicin'... #47 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on December 7, 2004 08:26 AMpractice post... #49 - Posted by: hail to the chief on December 7, 2004 04:18 PMi am just posting so I can remember info #50 - Posted by: shh I'm lurking on December 8, 2004 03:18 PMi am just posting so I can remember info #51 - Posted by: shh I'm lurking on December 8, 2004 03:19 PMposting to be remembered #52 - Posted by: NRAforever on December 15, 2004 11:29 AMPost a comment
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