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December 08, 2004
The Hate-Filled Lefty Makes a New Friend
Posted by Frank J. at 08:31 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (33)
He's The Hate-Filled Lefty!
He's The Hate-Filled Lefty!
He doesn't know when to shut up.

He's The Hate-Filled Lefty!
He's The Hate-Filled Lefty!
It's sure is fun to beat him up.

Okay, I'm still working on the theme song.

Yay! Comics make me laugh and are good!

Rating: 2.4/5 (9 votes cast)

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33 Responses To "The Hate-Filled Lefty Makes a New Friend"

I guess he made another lefty friend...but his armband is on the wrong arm.

#1 - Posted by: Chris on December 8, 2004 08:32 AM

It's nice he makes new friends, now there are more people to beat up.
I like the theme song.

#2 - Posted by: Laura on December 8, 2004 08:35 AM

yay for lefty

#3 - Posted by: Joey D on December 8, 2004 08:38 AM

"Retugs"--I see you've been getting ideas for HFL from DU. :p

#4 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on December 8, 2004 08:47 AM

I never knew Charlie Chaplin was so evil at heart...

#5 - Posted by: humanoverlord on December 8, 2004 08:49 AM

Until now I believe all of your comics have been drawn from the same distance aspect. I commend you on the addition of 'close-ups'.

I must admit some disappointment, however, that HFL made it thru without a solid beating.

#6 - Posted by: gaskar on December 8, 2004 08:50 AM

Okay, is he like "The Batman" and "The Ohio State University" or is he like "Spiderman?" or "Talking Heads?" Because you're calling him "_The_ hate filled lefty" but in your song you leave out the _the_.

I expect you to answer this compelling and crucial issue.

#7 - Posted by: greg zywicki on December 8, 2004 08:51 AM

frank.. plz make your comics darker... they are great but hard to read

#8 - Posted by: urban on December 8, 2004 08:51 AM

I think he can be both 'the hate-filled lefty' and Hate-Filled Lefty based on these points:
1. He is a lefty
2. He is hate-filled
3. His name is Hate-Filled Lefty

#9 - Posted by: gaskar on December 8, 2004 08:59 AM

greg,
That was a typo, and now fixed.

#10 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 8, 2004 09:05 AM

Is HFL Ukrainian? Probably not.

#11 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on December 8, 2004 09:11 AM

i dont think that your HFL comics is going to do anything to convice left of center voters to switch to our side...

really your doing nothing to help the american people, your further angering a whole section of them.

your dividing the country...

#12 - Posted by: Linda Sharp on December 8, 2004 09:40 AM

Linda Sharp,
Wow, I never new I had such power as to divide the country. Cool.

Fear me!

#13 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 8, 2004 09:57 AM

Wait a minute... George W. Bush gets accused of being the sole entity causing division in the country...

Now Frank J gets accused of it.

Proof enough for me that Frank J is really the pen-name for George W. Bush.

#14 - Posted by: Dave on December 8, 2004 10:13 AM

OOOOOH, closeups!

#15 - Posted by: Princess Kimberley on December 8, 2004 10:30 AM

I disagree with Linda. I believe that HFL will convince droves of moonbats to give up on the moonbattish ways.

I heard even Michael Moore wants to make a movie starring HFL.

#16 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on December 8, 2004 10:33 AM

um... THEIR moonbattish ways. yeah.

#17 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on December 8, 2004 10:34 AM

God, I hope Linda Sharp was kidding. I don't think I want anyone on "our side" who:
1) Thinks you're dividing the country with the genius that is the HFL, and
2) Doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your."

#18 - Posted by: ArizonaTeach on December 8, 2004 10:47 AM

Frank, the swastiks is facing the wrong direction.The one on your comic means 'good luck'

#19 - Posted by: Greg Sullivan on December 8, 2004 11:02 AM

Man, and you'd think all us rightwingers would know everything Nazis. Oh well.

#20 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 8, 2004 11:12 AM

Oddly enough, Charlie Chaplain did portray a Hitler-like character in a wartime movie, spoofing the Turd Reich.

Mr. Chaplain would not be a friend to the Hate-Filled Lefty. Must be Hitler.

Unless Charlie Chaplain is pretending to be Hitler in order to infiltrate the Hate-Filled Lefty's inner circle... and then wipe him out.

Shouldn't the HFL be gradually getting smaller, as he is being consumed from the inside by his own hate?

#21 - Posted by: Dave in Ohio on December 8, 2004 11:16 AM

Yeah, you wannabe Nazi! Get it right or we're gonna kick you out of the club!

#22 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on December 8, 2004 12:21 PM

Frank-
Please rethink the whole 'the' thing... By calling him THE HFL, you're implying that there's only one. We all KNOW that isn't reality! By leaving him HFL, it's just his name... Just like there are multiple Georges or Johns or Pauls in the world. There can be multiple HFLs in the world too. (although there should be a law againt it)

#23 - Posted by: KES on December 8, 2004 01:17 PM

Speaking of hate-filled lefties, has anyone checked out Ted Rall lately? In place of his ussually hate-filled, anti-American column he simply reprints an article about some idiot Iraqi who gave up a life of luxury to join the terrorists and matry himself in Fallujah. How unusual for a lefty to spread the propaganda of our enemy. Seaking of which, can anyone tell me how far someone like Rall has to go before he commits treason, other than taking up arms and fighting along side the enemy ala John "Taliban" Walker? At the very least, Rall needs a good beating with the winner's stick.

#24 - Posted by: augie on December 8, 2004 02:14 PM

I can't read Rall's columns. They scare me and make my brain hurt. But I like to laugh at his funny comics.

What? His comics aren't supposed to be funny? He thinks they're serious???

Well, they make ME laugh...

#25 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on December 8, 2004 02:30 PM

Ted Rall spoofed the story of Pat Tillman.
And yep - beating him up is a good idea.

#26 - Posted by: Andreas Brecht on December 8, 2004 02:41 PM

Linda Sharp, the comics are not intended to make liberals switch to our side...they are intended to portray "their" side so we can all get our guns and pitchforks and kill them. Not at all divisive.

#27 - Posted by: santa on December 8, 2004 02:54 PM

Uh...we were hoping to bring lefties to our side? Like that is even possible, but if it were a choice, I think we'd choose to just ridicule and torment them instead. Actually HFL will serve to further unite the U.S. by showing all in the middle how stupid they would be to follow such imbeciles and causing then to run for their lives to the right giving the right an even larger majority. That's my kinda uniting.

#28 - Posted by: JJ on December 8, 2004 05:41 PM

Oh yeah. Funny stuff Frank! Hahahaha!

#29 - Posted by: JJ on December 8, 2004 05:42 PM

Where's the "Ow!"? It's not really HFL without the "Ow!"

#30 - Posted by: Meezer on December 8, 2004 07:20 PM

Heeee hates you
Because he’s depressed
Heeee hates you
Because you’re not

He really needs to get laid
But it’ll never come
Because he needs a sandwich

Heeee hates you
Because professor says to
Heeee hates you
Because you like Bush

He’ll actually get laid one day
But it’ll be by frowning fat girls
Who look just like Jeanane Garofalo

He hates success, so he taxes it!
Heeeeeeeeeee’s the hate-filled lefty!

#31 - Posted by: on December 8, 2004 09:09 PM

Oh great, thanks _loads_ Frank. You dismissed the _the_ issue with a stroke of a pen, instead of leaving it to fester for years and cause a major, jihad spawning rift in the ranks of the HFL's fans. You never let us have any fun (pout.)

#32 - Posted by: greg zywicki on December 9, 2004 08:34 AM

Is it just me or do the hippies and the terrorist scum look a lot alike; scraggly facial hair, smelly, ratty clothing, and tangled masses of hair?

If they do, I can see why they support each other, they look alike!

#33 - Posted by: andophiroxia on December 10, 2004 10:50 AM
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