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December 08, 2004
Why Does a Nice Guy Like Me Keep Making Enemies?
Posted by Frank J. at 09:18 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (32)

Look at this muckadoo; he takes an example of where I was asking my readers a question and not trying to be funny to show that I'm not funny. Sounds like he needs a beating with a winner's stick.

Why is there so much hatred out there? Not enough beatings, that's why.

UPDATE: I think tbogg needs our help. Write him an e-mail (tblogg@hotmail.com) politely explaining why he is a muckadoo and CC it to me. I'll post the best e-mails.

Maybe he'll see the light and be our new best friend! Hooray!

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32 Responses To "Why Does a Nice Guy Like Me Keep Making Enemies?"

Sounds like a guy with 'fanny pack' envy.

#1 - Posted by: LynnGunn on December 8, 2004 09:25 AM

Geez Libtard doesn't appear to allow comments on his blog. Guess he's too important

#2 - Posted by: Mongo on December 8, 2004 09:29 AM

wow that guy just drips of lefty elistism doesnt he. you would think he would be happy that a "dumb" redstater could do such hard things as listen to the raido drive a car and run an up to date blog

i hope they keep that stuck up attitude and we will keep kicking there asses

and damn it was hard to not say "first" since lynn is following franks new edict against that wonderful word and didnt say it

your humble servant
gbfan

#3 - Posted by: gbfan001 on December 8, 2004 09:30 AM

"Eating habits in the ghetto" is possibly the funniest thing i have ever read in my life or ever will. I've been voting for you every day.

#4 - Posted by: guttrhead on December 8, 2004 09:31 AM

This is just to remember me. So, don't forget me, okay?

#5 - Posted by: Steve on December 8, 2004 09:37 AM

I don't think he took time to read about Daily "cheat 'em" Kos and his posse of hippies.

Viva la Frank!

#6 - Posted by: truth peddler on December 8, 2004 09:40 AM

Lefty's like that loser don't allow comments because they can't win an argument and they have no sense of humor. A lot like Hillary.

#7 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on December 8, 2004 09:41 AM

Something tells me this is going to be a win-win situation for Tbogg. Frank, do you really think this crew is going to out foist him with Hillary jokes? Oh man, that's rich. You just gave him enough material to work with for a month. I can hardly wait.

#8 - Posted by: Dale on December 8, 2004 10:03 AM

Sour grapes.

If his pointless post didn't clue you in, his blogroll shows his grasp on reality.

#9 - Posted by: aelfheld on December 8, 2004 10:06 AM

Insulting/making up evil stories about Frank is starting to look like a pretty good way to get linkage.

*evil thoughts*

#10 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on December 8, 2004 10:09 AM

What's really sad is without Frank this guy would have nothing intelligent to say anyway. LOL! Keep up the fight Frank! The losers can only scoff at a winner!!

#11 - Posted by: Timothyb on December 8, 2004 10:10 AM

So, if I say something mean about Frank J., he'll comment on it, which will drive up my traffic...

#12 - Posted by: Confederate Yankee on December 8, 2004 10:24 AM

This guy's idea of packing heat means having a gerbil in his fanny pack.

#13 - Posted by: Ski Hog on December 8, 2004 10:26 AM

Yankee,
I also have to notice it and care for some reason.

#14 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 8, 2004 10:31 AM

Crikey! I felt dirty after I visited that muckadoos site, yech!

#15 - Posted by: Cabel on December 8, 2004 10:45 AM

This guy sucks. Anyone who doesn't like Frank J AND Dave Koz is a real doofy maloofy and doesn't deserve a piss shower in hades. Nuff Said!

#16 - Posted by: Frank R on December 8, 2004 10:48 AM

Um...excuse my ignorance...what's a muckadoo?

#17 - Posted by: megs on December 8, 2004 10:49 AM

Insulting/making up evil stories about Frank is starting to look like a pretty good way to get linkage.

How do you think I got my permalink?

#18 - Posted by: Jennifer on December 8, 2004 10:57 AM

Insulting/making up evil stories about Frank is starting to look like a pretty good way to get linkage.

How do you think I got my permalink?

#19 - Posted by: Jennifer on December 8, 2004 10:58 AM

Man, the guy is a "former cowboy." I bet they booted him to the curb when he decided to claim the title of "soccer dad." He should have picked football...the real deal.

So, he's just upset with his own choices and wants to get back with the boys...

#20 - Posted by: Curt on December 8, 2004 11:03 AM

Oh, and as to why you make enemies? Ask Bill Gates about the time he wanted to give away Internet Explorer with the OS...like, you know power to the net-people for free and all the other browser dudes tried to get Congress to squash him....'Coz people kind of naturally hate success (when they can't get a teaspoon full of it for them selfs...)

#21 - Posted by: Curt on December 8, 2004 11:07 AM

> megs at December 8, 2004 10:49 AM
> what's a muckadoo?

They do very little.

My turn: What's a Grecian Urn?

#22 - Posted by: DBDukes on December 8, 2004 11:09 AM

minimum wage??

#23 - Posted by: LC ima mommy on December 8, 2004 11:18 AM

megs, check out IMAO FAQ (scroll down on the left.)

#24 - Posted by: LC ima mommy on December 8, 2004 11:19 AM

Yankee,
I also have to notice it and care for some reason.

Ah, I knew there was a flaw in the logic somewhere.

#25 - Posted by: Confederate Yankee on December 8, 2004 11:52 AM

Muckadoo comes from muckraker, the term for those who stir up filth, dirt, and trash about others for their own little gain or goal. ;) It comes from Pilgrims Progress i believe, where one of the characters, all he does every day is rake up crap and mud. Yay.

#26 - Posted by: Leslie on December 8, 2004 01:04 PM

Er- at least thats what im guessing....

#27 - Posted by: Leslie on December 8, 2004 01:06 PM

Dang Im a little off but they both work no?

#28 - Posted by: Leslie on December 8, 2004 01:08 PM

"Sad":{

What's sad is trash talking FrankJ when you have a (Spit) Ted Rall link(hockabigloogie) on your own site. Pathetic. Should be a target for S.M.I.T.E.R.

#29 - Posted by: Smokin on December 8, 2004 02:44 PM

huh, look what the weenie has for his sources *rolls eyes*
Ted Rall?!!! a guy who wrote a "Glorious profile in courage and selflessness" about a well off Iraqi w/ 4 wives who gave up all his goodies to defend against the Imperialist American opressors and to kill coalition troops.
And then there is what he calls the sources on the other side of the isle.
He's a deluded knuckle dragging @sshat.

#30 - Posted by: Laura on December 8, 2004 03:44 PM

When I had to scroll down passed the Grammy Award commentary I let out a wee peep of a giggle. How can a person go through life w/o realizing that some people intentionally express their sexuality through their dress? The word is "disconnected" and it applies to his reality.

#31 - Posted by: Bacon on December 8, 2004 04:48 PM

yeah, well, let's see you win the Coulfax best humor blog of 2003. oh wait.... yeah, I like the News for mouthbreathers link.

#32 - Posted by: maggie katzen on December 8, 2004 05:14 PM
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