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December 14, 2004
If Rumsfeld Shoots at this Washington D.C. Correspondent, He Might Shoot Back
Posted by Frank J. at 06:55 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

Complain about paying for a CD, but I'll bet you'll still gladly take a free book.

Anyway, I was looking at Premiere Speakers Bureau's exclusive speakers. One is reporter Greg Kelly who I always see the FOX and Friends hosts making fun of. Know of any other network that has a Marine reservist as a reporter? Also, there is Sean Hannity available (for a pretty penny), but does he go up and speak all by himself? I've only seem him speak as a function of interrupting someone else.

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#1 - Posted by: Stephen on December 14, 2004 06:56 PM

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#2 - Posted by: Stephen on December 14, 2004 06:56 PM

tied!! shoot

#3 - Posted by: LC ima mommy on December 14, 2004 06:56 PM

I guess that counts.

#4 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 14, 2004 06:56 PM

either one should do. lol

#5 - Posted by: Stephen on December 14, 2004 06:57 PM

More reason for happy dances:

Afghan Forces Catch Mullah Omar's Security Chief
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=578&e=5&u=/nm/20041214/ts_nm/afghan_taliban_capture_dc

Reporters noted the presence of a large boot-mark on his ass, which appeared to have an imprint of "US Marines" on the sole.

#6 - Posted by: TallDave on December 14, 2004 07:02 PM

Ok, but the bizarre thing on Hannity's page is that "similar speakers" are Dan Rather and Al Franken!

They're screwing with us!

#7 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 14, 2004 07:27 PM

"Sean Hannity available (for a pretty penny)"

I would just like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that I can be booked to speak at your school/event/occasion for the mere price of: food.

#8 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on December 14, 2004 07:40 PM

I want an autographed IMW book, what must I do?!?!?

#9 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on December 14, 2004 07:50 PM

It's not the CD we don't wanna pay for. Give us happy dance now!

#10 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on December 14, 2004 07:51 PM

Now there's a Reporter that I wouldn't mind having embedded in our units.

His likely reaction to the shooting of the wounded insurgent? Rewind the tape a bit...

He'd know better than to do anything stupid, like laying out our plans on worldwide television...

#11 - Posted by: Firethorn on December 14, 2004 08:35 PM

Monster,
Just wait a bit longer...

#12 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 14, 2004 08:48 PM

"Before pursing his career in journalism, Kelly spent nine years as a fighter jet pilot in the United States Marine Corps. During his military service, Kelly amassed 158 aircraft carrier landings and flew over Iraq in Operation Southern Watch, enforcing the United Nations imposed "No-Fly Zone." He currently holds the rank of Major in the Marine Corp Reserves."

Wow. That guy kicks ass. I had no idea.
________________

#13 - Posted by: RJGatorEsq. on December 15, 2004 07:23 AM

And Kelly WAS embedded with the Marines on the initial invasion of Iraq last March. He's one bad-ass journalist who didn't complain at all about eating MREs and not bathing for weeks at a time. His dad is also a retired jarhead/NY Police Chief.

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