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December 16, 2004
The Final Contest Post
Posted by Frank J. at 09:17 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (22)

I... What am I doing? You're not even reading this. You're quickly commenting and seeing if you won? Done? Good.

Well, I'd like to thank Premiere Speakers Bureau for holding this contest. If you have speaker needs or are a college student who can help bring in speakers, I hope you'll keep them in mind. In the least, look them over and see all the different speakers they offer. I'll be sending out the list to them of winners as soon as I get the final one's information, and you should get your books in time for Christmas.

Everyone else, you can still order autographed books for great Christmas gifts. I've decided to go with the Ann Coulter book; she scares me and should probably make for an entertaining - albeit polemic - read.

And, like that, the contest ends. Be honorable, ronin.

Rating: 2.1/5 (7 votes cast)

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22 Responses To "The Final Contest Post"

finals suck!

#1 - Posted by: Tooner on December 16, 2004 09:17 AM

damn

#2 - Posted by: amy on December 16, 2004 09:17 AM

christmas prezzie?

#3 - Posted by: otherkatie on December 16, 2004 09:17 AM

wow

#4 - Posted by: SeeBS on December 16, 2004 09:18 AM

asdfjkl;

#5 - Posted by: shepshep on December 16, 2004 09:18 AM

double damn

#6 - Posted by: tickletickle on December 16, 2004 09:18 AM

how did i miss this?

#7 - Posted by: Caroline E. on December 16, 2004 09:18 AM

damn you people are quick!

#8 - Posted by: gaskar on December 16, 2004 09:18 AM

Congrats, Tooner. Everyone else can buy books (and my CD).

#9 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 16, 2004 09:18 AM

kind of impressive, actually

#10 - Posted by: otherkatie on December 16, 2004 09:18 AM

oh well...at least this damn contest is over! Returning to my regularly scheduled life now - thanks for the extra stress Frank! Congrats to all you BIG WINNERS!!

#11 - Posted by: LC ima mommy on December 16, 2004 09:19 AM

That's what I get for reading HFL.

#12 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on December 16, 2004 09:19 AM

wahoo! having early finals pays off :)

#13 - Posted by: Tooner on December 16, 2004 09:20 AM

Frank, You'll like Coulter's book, I just started it. It's basically a ton of her columns that were printed and some that weren't and I believe she also puts in some parts that some newspapers edited out! Should be a good read in any event. She's nice and caustic!

#14 - Posted by: tickletickle on December 16, 2004 09:20 AM

Damn you, all. Damn my dial up service.

#15 - Posted by: noisy ghost on December 16, 2004 09:59 AM

Way to go Tooner. I was in the middle of a final when this one was posted, so yes they do indeed suck.

#16 - Posted by: humanoverlord on December 16, 2004 10:05 AM

Hey everybody...uh...I posted a letter I wrote to the webmaster of "EnjoytheDraft.com" as well as a short essay/email forward I wrote in response to liberals who want to seceed from the Union in the Comments section of a thread below...the one with all the news bullets, in which Frank tells us all to go vote for him on About.com (bad idea, Frank; the LLL controls that site). Since it's so far down there I guess y'all haven't seen it...might wanna take a look, cause, well, I think I made some good points. I'd post them up a bit higher and in one of the more recent threads but I think Frank would get mad at me if I did. So enjoy, if you want to...you can send your comments to me directly if you do, or keep them here after this comment. thanks.

#17 - Posted by: antodav on December 16, 2004 10:05 AM

Damn it..... the ONE day that I don't get up at 6:00am just so I can check for contest activity on IMAO, and you spring one on us. Figures.

Ah well.... finals are over, semester is done, Fiance got me HL2 for Christmas, life couldn't be better right now.... I don't need no stinkin book.

#18 - Posted by: siklilpig on December 16, 2004 11:10 AM

Ann Coulter's book is great. She has a great way with words. Points out the facts and then uses a turn of phrase that has me ROTFL. Great stuff.

#19 - Posted by: Leah Guildenstern on December 16, 2004 01:35 PM

Man, I love IMAO. I Just got banned for posting "first" to a departmental message board and got a stern talking to about mutual respect for other workers and crap like that. Whereas here you not only get Kudos for being first but, in some cases, a prize as well. ILS Nazis piss me off!

#20 - Posted by: ghowells on December 16, 2004 01:54 PM

So, like, can I hire a speaker to come over to my house and chat with me? Could just give Hannity a call, pay him his fee, and then chat with him for the alloted time. Or maybe give Al Franken a call, pay his fee, and beat on him for the alloted time. Hmm...Rent-a-friendŽ...I think I may have a new business venture to embark upon...

#21 - Posted by: Junglejake on December 16, 2004 02:25 PM

Scares you Frank?
It must be because shes older than you.

I, on the other hand, am a little older than her.
God that woman turns me on...even more than Michelle MAlkin (and that's sayin a LOT lol)!

:}

#22 - Posted by: Rightwingmac on December 16, 2004 11:10 PM
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