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December 16, 2004
I Thought Spree Was a Type of Candy
What's funnier than joking about going on a killing spree of Republicans? Probably knock knock jokes. Wait, I think my original question was rhetorical. Anyway, a faculty member at University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point wrote a satirical column about the aforementioned subject, and I'd condemn it more if I were more sure I hadn't written jokes about killing sprees myself. Anyone feel like checking my archives? 23 Responses To "I Thought Spree Was a Type of Candy"
Killing spree? Well, you don't want that stuff running wild. Makes the yard look like crap. By the way, they'd never know if you did write about killing sprees unless they read your stuff. And they'd have to click on your site to do that. And that means more hits: Ad money!! Beat 'em with capitalism. #2 - Posted by: basil on December 16, 2004 10:27 AMIt's amazing what some people can get by with doing. Rest assured, joking or not, Pat Rothfuss is probably being investigated by the Secret Service. #3 - Posted by: matt on December 16, 2004 10:28 AMI wouldn't worry about this drunken libtard. One, he probably doesn't own a gun (moonbat gun control freak?). Two, he would probably shoot himself with a gun if he ever got his hands on one. (not so bad, really) #4 - Posted by: Mongo on December 16, 2004 10:37 AMI just going by memory here but I'm pretty sure Chomps and Rumsfeld participate in hippy killing sprees on a fairly regular basis. #5 - Posted by: gaskar on December 16, 2004 10:49 AMHate Speech!! Hate Speech!! He must be arrested!!! #6 - Posted by: timothyb on December 16, 2004 11:16 AMBut those people deserved it. Pic of the faculty member, Pat Rothfuss of UWSP (the one on the right!): http://ebookisle.com/images/NEWFOD-04.jpg #8 - Posted by: Steve Barton on December 16, 2004 11:29 AMI think you have, Frank. Results 1 - 10 of about 26 from imao.us for "killing spree". (0.29 seconds) #9 - Posted by: Elliot Temple on December 16, 2004 11:54 AMRight-wing-Jesusland-gun-totin-wingnuts are supposed to go on killin' sprees; Libtard-commie-pinko-antiwar-peacenick-hippie-acedemicians aren't. So go ahead and condemn them. #10 - Posted by: LynnGunn on December 16, 2004 12:09 PMAs luck would have it, I get to pick my little sister up from UWSP next thursday. I sincerely hope that this Grizzly Adams lookin mofo is in his office. Momma might have to return some of my presents for bail money this year..... #11 - Posted by: justin on December 16, 2004 12:32 PMgo get 'em Justin. Punch in the mouth a few times for me too will ya? #12 - Posted by: Chris on December 16, 2004 02:02 PMthat is, punch HIM in the mouth :^) #13 - Posted by: Chris on December 16, 2004 02:03 PMthat is one ugly guy. How are libs going to go on a Republican killing spree? We have all the guns? Once again a lib opens it's mouth without thinking. #15 - Posted by: Exile on December 16, 2004 03:27 PMThat guy is a teacher? No damn wonder our education system is swirlin' in the bowl.That hairy bastard needs a swift and thorough ass whoopin'. #16 - Posted by: Moe on December 16, 2004 05:56 PMLike this latte-slurping commie has the pinko guts to actually confront a Republican in killing spree fashion. As much as I would be happy to retaliate, I'd probably die of laughter. Should I not die from laughing my head off, I would immediately take action to shave his head completely bald (eyebrows too). As it stands, he looks like a cross between an ugly ewok and a particularly foul monkey. #17 - Posted by: coffeeachiever on December 16, 2004 08:27 PMUgly Bastich ain't he? Which rock did they turn to find this sperm-burpin' crotch-sniffing bed-wetting fucktard? #18 - Posted by: Wil on December 16, 2004 09:40 PMHe looks like a terrorist. Send in the Boys from ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) FREEZE MOFO!(I always laugh with them about that. It has to be the coolest of the new alphabet Agencies under DOHS). #19 - Posted by: Stephen on December 17, 2004 04:16 AMIsn't a Spree a small scooter made by Honda? Hard to imagine those things being anything other than a traffic nuisance. #20 - Posted by: Chris Van Dis on December 17, 2004 09:47 AMUm...guys...We may want to re-think the retribution angle. It looks like 'ol griz and his moonbat ladyfriends are wearing the grey badge of the Jill Jetson ninja sect on their nametags. Could get dicey. Heh. #21 - Posted by: unclsarg on December 19, 2004 08:52 AMUm...guys. We may want to think the retribution angle. It looks like 'ol griz and his moonbat girlfriends are wearing the vaunted badge of the Jill Jetson ninja sect on their nametags. Could get dicey. heh. #22 - Posted by: unclsarg on December 19, 2004 08:54 AMUm...guys. We may want to think the retribution angle. It looks like 'ol griz and his moonbat girlfriends are wearing the vaunted badge of the Jill Jetson ninja sect on their nametags. Could get dicey. heh. #23 - Posted by: unclsarg on December 19, 2004 08:55 AMPost a comment
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