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December 17, 2004
Holiday Gift Advice from IMAO
Know what would make a great gift got the holidays? The IMAO Christmas 2004 CD! Own some IMAO humor for your very self or as a gift for loved ones. You only have until Sunday to order it in time for Christmas (and who knows how long until the limited edition CD sells out). Again, when you receive, please comment on how you liked it (without spoiling anything about the Happy Dance). Also, IMAO t-shirts make great gifts. Make sure that everyone has a W2 shirt in time for Bush's inauguration (only sold out in 3XL - considering the number of orders Doug has filled so far, he must have printed up a ton). Also, don't forget great autographed books from Premiere. And any patriot will love Whittler's book Silent America. If you haven't read his essays before (or haven't read them all), then now's a great time to order and see them. If you have read them all, then you already know how worthwhile the book is. Go to his website to order (and his story about Michael Moore appearing on the show he works for). Time is running out to get things shipped by Christmas! That reminds me, I still have a bunch of presents to buy. What do I get for the T-Shirt Babe who has everything (namely me)? 31 Responses To "Holiday Gift Advice from IMAO"
Oh yeah, forgot about the christmas shopping... better do that... #1 - Posted by: Jeff on December 17, 2004 02:16 PMum... a T-shirt? #2 - Posted by: Greywolf on December 17, 2004 02:18 PMFoot massage, take out the trash without her asking, rare stuff like that. Elizabeth A copy of Half-Life 2: Raising the bar. You might be everything (you're not, I am everything! mu mu mu), but you're not the best game ever. #4 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on December 17, 2004 02:27 PMtwin pearl handled revolvers #5 - Posted by: Blaine on December 17, 2004 02:50 PMSarah needs another cat. I would get her two litter mates (brother and/or sister) #6 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on December 17, 2004 02:51 PMA nice gold glasses chain to hang her new glasses around her neck, for when she doesn't need them (how long do you think it will be until she loses the new ones?) :) #7 - Posted by: Laura on December 17, 2004 02:51 PMpearl handles are for pimps, ivory handled revolvers! (Patton) #8 - Posted by: redneckprof on December 17, 2004 03:00 PMYOU have a girlfriend? C'mon Frank, we know you have a goat in the garage. Poor thing... Might I suggest a new hay bed, and more sound-proofing Sincerely, your neighbor, Get her a roll of duct tape,a John Williams CD,and a jar of Kinky Friedman's salsa. #12 - Posted by: Moe on December 17, 2004 04:21 PMI was thinking something in platinum, with a large diamond... #13 - Posted by: IowaSoccerMom on December 17, 2004 04:50 PMWhile your beloved would probably like what IowaSoccerMom suggests, how about you get her her own T-Shirt Guy? You know, develop some shirt designs for her site, and you can model them for her. It'd be really cute... :) #14 - Posted by: Confederate Yankee on December 17, 2004 04:53 PMYou might be everything (you're not, I am everything! mu mu mu), but you're not the best game ever.I think most folks think they're the best game ever. </lame innuendo>
Ditto ISMom's suggestion. Although they both deny it, ya' know it's coming! (Get her nothing but a t-shirt, Frank, and the tiger balm incident will seem like a spoonful of sugar!) #16 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on December 17, 2004 05:59 PMWhat,no support for my duct tape suggestion? Whattaya think is gonna hold that big diamond in that little platinum setting? Bubblegum? heh ;) I reckon my ideas for a weddin' gown will be disregarded too. No one respects flannel,anymore. :( #17 - Posted by: Moe on December 17, 2004 06:16 PMI'd go with a sweet Desert Eagle .44 Mag. Who could complain about a gift like that?? #18 - Posted by: Chuck on December 17, 2004 06:19 PMfrank, I have just the ring, uh, thing. #19 - Posted by: maggie katzen on December 17, 2004 06:45 PMJust get her something purty. #20 - Posted by: Katie on December 17, 2004 07:09 PMlaura, it won't be very long. i'll lose both pair immediately. 4 months max. chuck, i would never complain about something like that. actually, i would never complain about any thoughtful gift from Mr. Wonderful. #21 - Posted by: sarahk on December 17, 2004 08:42 PMThere isn't a woman on the planet who looks good in a hat. May I recommend bling bling? #22 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 17, 2004 10:15 PMI recommend a fart machine. All the kids loved that last year. Get one with a remote control at Walgreens. #23 - Posted by: a guy in NM on December 18, 2004 04:58 AMYou may have to go to Key West, come to ok, I ordered the darn thing. more romance funding for Frank and sarahk. You should be able to buy her a car now. #25 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 18, 2004 02:16 PM"Get her a roll of duct tape,a John Williams CD,and a jar of Kinky Friedman's salsa." Oh to be young and in love on the holidays. Get her something that speaks straight from the heart, Frank, and I don't mean macaroni art. Nothing speaks from the heart quite like a shiny diamond. ;) #26 - Posted by: JJ on December 19, 2004 08:38 AM"...actually, i would never complain about any thoughtful gift from Mr. Wonderful." Read Sarah's words carefully, Frank. You have to understand a woman's language. Since most men can't, please let me interpret for you. "Thoughtful" means at least "one month's wages...but two is even better". Just trying to help out!! #27 - Posted by: on December 19, 2004 04:30 PMThe above anonymous post is from me. (Winks at SarahK) #28 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on December 19, 2004 04:32 PMhey, Frank! get her something that will get her in trouble with the TSA! #29 - Posted by: sarahk on December 20, 2004 12:48 AMAhem... FART MACHINE, FART MACHINE, FART MACHINE! #30 - Posted by: a guy in NM on December 20, 2004 03:58 AMBail? #31 - Posted by: Cliff S. on December 20, 2004 09:59 PMPost a comment
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