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December 20, 2004
My Gift to SarahK Was So Great, All the Police Wanted to See
I gave SarahK a present to take home with her with the instruction not to open it until Christmas. Long story short, Orlando security was temporarily shutdown and SarahK was surrounded with police. I thought she was going to check that bag! Details here. Anyway, a portion of the profit from each IMAO Christmas CD goes towards the SarahK defense fund. 16 Responses To "My Gift to SarahK Was So Great, All the Police Wanted to See"
great gift Frank! I guess Orlando TSA passed the test? #2 - Posted by: Yogurt on December 20, 2004 07:06 AMFrank you cut-up. What would sarahk do with three pounds of crack anyway? #3 - Posted by: gaskar on December 20, 2004 07:31 AMQuestions girls with regular boyfriends don't have to ask themselves: 2) Where can I replace one irreperably stained custom-made size twelve boot? 3) If we have children how will I explain that "daddy in the bathroom with the horns over his head" picture? I'm just saying... #4 - Posted by: Ana on December 20, 2004 07:44 AMAt the Alberquerqui (How the hell do you spell that) airport, they wouldn't let me have my Zippo in my check bag-- I had to take it with me on carry on. It wasn't any hassle, but what the hell is up with that? #5 - Posted by: Chase on December 20, 2004 09:37 AMOh Frank... *Shakes head* Frank, Frank, Frank... #6 - Posted by: Confederate Yankee on December 20, 2004 10:01 AMCome on man, you let your woman get on a plane with gun-related items? Just ship it next time. #7 - Posted by: Archangel on December 20, 2004 10:12 AMObviously you do not yet have sufficient experience with an Armed Bureaucrat and how amused they are at making life miserable for everybody else. That's just Dumb. Every liberal you hate works for a bureaucracy and you sent Sarah into theirt clutches. Criminently. #8 - Posted by: Jack Mac on December 20, 2004 10:22 AMSimilar thing happened in O'Hare a few months ago. Apparently, this girl was a professional shooter and tried to carry-on some of her stuff. Not physical rifles, but related items (not totally sure what exactly). Last I saw of her she was sitting next to security crying surrounded by 5 uniformed and armed airport cops. Nice, huh? #9 - Posted by: JR on December 20, 2004 04:08 PMDear, Dear Frank, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?????? My POOR, POOR, WONDERFUL NIECE!!!! SHE USED TO BE SOOOO INNOCENT! ( And she NEVER had a criminal record before she met you!! ) And she calls ME the CRAZY ONE!! Nice gift! Now, what are you going to do to get out of this one!? I now will have to take up a collection for therapy for her to get over this traumatic experience! :) #10 - Posted by: Crazy Aunt Wanda on December 20, 2004 11:02 PMhey, it's Crazy Aunt Wanda! if you hadn't made me late, i would have checked the bag, Goofy Goof. #11 - Posted by: sarahk on December 21, 2004 12:10 AMWell...the good news, SarahK isn't going to [probably] kill you (BTW-I hope you're up on groveling techniques). The bad news...there's the matter of SarahK's papa. Good Luck, I think you're gonna need it. P.S.- Merry Christmas to one and all. #12 - Posted by: CPT. Charles on December 21, 2004 11:06 AMYou'll shoot your eye out, kid . . . . #13 - Posted by: Protagonist on December 22, 2004 10:03 PMScrew DirectTV. *hugs Brighthouse cable box* #14 - Posted by: Kazmin on December 23, 2004 02:42 PMFrank, next time, mail the gift to wherever she's going. It really saves her the hassle. As for the TSA, I supposed it hadn't occured to them that a pistol magazine CANNOT cause any harm unless you disassembles it, and get the spring out. But by then, it'll be totally useless as a magazine. God bless the gun ignorants. #15 - Posted by: BigFire on December 27, 2004 10:22 PMdude #16 - Posted by: V on January 10, 2005 05:44 PMPost a comment
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