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December 21, 2004
IMAO Employee Relocation Program
The board of directors has decided that, in the interest of IMAO shareholders, all IMAO employees should be in the same vicinity for greater efficiency. Thus, SarahK, the IMAO t-shirt babe, is being relocated to Melbourne, Florida, the headquarters for IMAO International, at the beginning of next year so there will be a shorter time between new t-shirt release and new modeling photos (I still need to get the photos up for the last three shirts). Details of the move are here. Excuse me while I go Happy Dance. 55 Responses To "IMAO Employee Relocation Program"
neat, I got to be first again! Rock, rock on! #1 - Posted by: Junglejake on December 21, 2004 02:02 PMCongrats! After all, you two are the cutest new couple in the blogosphere. #2 - Posted by: gaskar on December 21, 2004 02:03 PMWay to go, boss! That deserves a 5 hour happy dance, I think. Plus, she called you boss; you rule! #3 - Posted by: Junglejake on December 21, 2004 02:06 PMWhen's the wedding? (har har) #4 - Posted by: Stephen Swanson on December 21, 2004 02:06 PMisn't there a law in florida that you have to provide health insurance? #6 - Posted by: heidi on December 21, 2004 02:14 PMAhh, so now the question is, is SarahK moving out there for free health insurance, or for free FrankJ? (Slow day at work, so I figured I'd play at IMAO today) #7 - Posted by: Junglejake on December 21, 2004 02:17 PMWow...I won't jinx it by going on and on about soul mates and matches made in heaven...true love ruling out....etc. As long as the funny continues I will try to be indifferent. However loud my conscience screams to offer a verse and a prayer to encourage…Hebrews 13:4 Congrats, kids. I wish you all the best! #9 - Posted by: Confederate Yankee on December 21, 2004 02:23 PMBut I thought the IMAO headquarters fell into the sinkhole. Did you get that fixed? 'Cuz if not, maybe you should consider moving to Texas instead... #10 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on December 21, 2004 02:24 PMWe don't need to pressure Frank to propose right away. Let him enjoy this new arrangement for a little while if he needs to. He's not dumb enough to let this one get away. Right, Frank? #11 - Posted by: Spoons on December 21, 2004 02:27 PMWow, Frank. I am impressed. Take good care of that sweet young lady. #12 - Posted by: Julie on December 21, 2004 02:28 PMBy Texas law she can only leave our state for a short while. Once that time is up she'll knock you out with your winner's stick and drag you back for assimilation. #13 - Posted by: Blaine on December 21, 2004 02:33 PMhe said, “T-Shirt Babe, who’s the boss at IMAO?” That's just beautiful, man. (sniffle) "Rumsfeld Fires Back at Critics" Demonstrates what he will do with them: Rummification Well, since you know what happens after people get married, I guess you better live up this "cutest couple" thing while you still can. And don't live in sin too long, OK? #16 - Posted by: Jeff H on December 21, 2004 03:02 PMJeff H., That's a good Catholic boy! I tell the pope to keep you in the flock. (He tell me to get her in too.) #18 - Posted by: Gleeful Extremist on December 21, 2004 03:12 PMVery smart business move... it is a common practice in many small businesses to pull your resources together to be more competitive. That is the reason you are doing this... Right? #19 - Posted by: The Economist on December 21, 2004 03:20 PMCongrats! Oh, and how do I get an IMAO job? As your name is mister bubble as opposed to missus... There might not be any available *ahem* "positions" within the organization. #21 - Posted by: John L Kerry. on December 21, 2004 03:27 PMIt won't be long until there's not only a t-shirt babe, but a t-shirt baby, as well. Or, is that why she's moving to Florida? #22 - Posted by: Lance on December 21, 2004 03:30 PMGood job, Frank! I wish I were you right now.... I have a great idea, move to Alaska! Alaska is the coolest place EVRE and if you don't think so, then you're a tard and have never been to that massive, pristiene, hugely republican, gun toting state. YAY ALASKA! Or you can come to Bloomington Minnesota, and live by me... *Crosses fingers* #23 - Posted by: Greg Sullivan on December 21, 2004 03:31 PMGleeful, BTW, is there any way to see the Happy Dance after missing out on the CD? I might get it for Christmas, but I don't think I am. I WANNA SEE THE HAPPY DANCE! WAAAAAAA!!! #25 - Posted by: Greg Sulivan on December 21, 2004 03:39 PMApparently the hurricane season has escaped those that rave about how nice the weather is in Florida. #26 - Posted by: Stephen on December 21, 2004 04:10 PMYIPPEE!!! A match made in heaven. I'm thrilled and can't wait to see the wedding pictures. hee hee hee No rush, of course. #27 - Posted by: megs on December 21, 2004 04:12 PMoff topic-- while you are gone, can we also do a few headlines?? I have seen several that are screaming for attention! #28 - Posted by: Stephen on December 21, 2004 04:17 PMStephen, I just did one 'cause I was bored and Frank didn't bite my head off...So go for it! #29 - Posted by: Junglejake on December 21, 2004 04:42 PMCongrats, Frank and Sarah! I wish you both the best!!! But I'm willing to bet that the Airport Incident helped expedite things just a little. Next year you can give one another the gift of guns and gun paraphanalia and not have the surprise spoiled by the TSA! :o) #30 - Posted by: AWG on December 21, 2004 04:54 PMWhat a great Christmas.... *sniff* May we vote for this as "Romance of the Year?" ;) Speaking as an "old fogey," so to speak, I'm glad y'all are doing it right. Take care, go slow - worked for me, anyway, hehe. So where's the tip jar for the Honeymoon Suite at the Hyatt? LOL This is great news for the both of you and i am so happy for you Frank J. Frank and Sarah, all the best and good luck -- really ;-D yeah, i always say i'm gonna put up curtains (nothing frilly, yuck), but i never quite get around to it. would rather have faux wood blinds than curtains. sure, both would be good, but i'm lazy. #34 - Posted by: sarahk on December 21, 2004 05:49 PMWatch out for alligators. They eat cats and small t-shirt babes. #35 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 21, 2004 06:00 PMIt's been really cold here in Tampa lately. Yesterday was extremely cold, dude.
Oh, yeah, I was wondering if SarahK owned a 'Don't Mess With Texas' T-shirt. I'm not from Texas, but that shirt is really rad; it's not as cool as my 'I love soccer moms' T-shirt, but it's pretty close.
Yay for FrankJ and SarahK!!!! #38 - Posted by: Laura on December 21, 2004 06:37 PMFrank is actually thinking of coming up with a "Don't Mess with Sarahk (from Texas)" tshirt. But it's awfully wordy! #39 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 21, 2004 07:49 PMFrank, congratulations to both you and the lovely Sarah K. Drew! Thanks, you're sweet for wearing a shirt like that. : ) I should get one for my husband, except it would have to read "I love a soccer mom" instead. #41 - Posted by: IowaSoccerMom on December 21, 2004 10:51 PMThis is obviously just so she never has to go through an airport again :) #42 - Posted by: Ian S. on December 21, 2004 11:14 PMdance away, Frank J.! you're a lucky guy. #43 - Posted by: moehawk on December 21, 2004 11:47 PMOkay, I'm back from prowlsing about and making money, and wasting time about town. Congrats on the moving, etc. But come on Frank, do the right thing and marry the sweet girl already...Geez, if you don't the pope isn't gonna wish for world peace this year. You better marry her or I'll start hitting on her instead of her sister vicariously through your website... Ninja out, Congrats to the both of you! Yall make a great couple. #45 - Posted by: loki1228 on December 22, 2004 01:31 AMIt's about time. I was starting to worry that you were spending all of our T-shirt funds on plane tickets - not on guns or ritualistic hippy beating sticks. Glad you're not living together. Not only is it forbidden in the book of Tobet, but you loose the adventure that is the first two years of marrage (aka adjustment phase). #46 - Posted by: tacberry on December 22, 2004 06:26 AMHappy Happy Joy Joy! Congrats! #47 - Posted by: JJ on December 22, 2004 10:46 AMYou know it's a good thing that he's Frank J. If he were just Frank, how many of us would call him Fran K. I guess it would work out though, as SarahK wouldn't have to change her last name. Are we gonna have to start calling her SarahF soon ? #48 - Posted by: MikeC on December 22, 2004 10:51 AMCongrats to both of you - Dixie 'n I have been rootin' for you both all along! Of course I lost my bet with DD... I had wagered that Frank would be the one to move to Texas. Figures, HE is the stubborn one! I'll echo Dixie's offer - if you are heading through I-10 in L.A. (Lower Alabama)/Pensacola, FL, we'd be honored to treat you to some good Gulf seafood, throwed rolls, or whatever your fancy. (Fitting, since I owe Dixie a night out now, too!) Merry Christmas, and it looks like you already have a good start to the New Year! God Bless y'all! #49 - Posted by: Rubber(Red)neck on December 22, 2004 03:50 PMPer Frank: RRN has an aunt(Catholic) and uncle(Baptist) who share each other's faith. They go one Sunday to the Catholic church, then the next to the Batist church. Since they've been married over 30 years, it CAN work! RRN, we haven't been married 30 years yet, but haven't you learned by now not to bet against me? *GRIN* #50 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on December 22, 2004 04:10 PMbut I still have yet to see this so-called "happy dance." #51 - Posted by: Gullyborg on December 22, 2004 06:24 PMAll Hail Al Gore!! Without Al's precient invention of the internet, FrankJ and SarahK would likely have never met. I'm hoping that next year's blog awards has a category of "Cutest Blog Couple". You two would win hands down. I've enjoyed blog-witnessing your blossoming relationship. You provide just enough detail to keep us interested, but not so much as to become lurid. Keep it coming!! #52 - Posted by: azlibertarian on December 23, 2004 08:37 AMLooks like Frank and Sarah are turning into the John and Yoko of the blogosphere. #53 - Posted by: Toxic Waste on December 23, 2004 10:17 PMDude, you are the one that said "let's snuggle?" Snuggle??? #54 - Posted by: Hale on December 24, 2004 01:54 AMW007!! Post a comment
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