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December 21, 2004
52 Responses To "Because You Asked..."
World Famous Blog Closed for Holidays: Signs of Apocalypse Coming True #1 - Posted by: indorphin on December 21, 2004 05:25 PMRadical Muslim group Ansar al-Sunnah claims responsibility... North Korea 'only country on earth' free of AIDS... France Rejoices at Release of Hostages Executives: Acquisition will make troubled nuclear plants better Cool,thanks for leaving us something to do while you're gone,Frank.I don't reckon you'll be bringing back any Idaho potatoes,nu? Anywho,happy trails and safe travels to ya, and to all the IMAO minions.Merry Christmas,y'all. and now,from Fox News: Terrorists release them after smell of armpit,ass,and truffles becomes overwhelming #6 - Posted by: Moe on December 21, 2004 05:33 PMMale fish bear eggs in Potomac Wal-Mart breaks price barrier with Linspire Linux laptop Study Refutes Notion That Death Takes a Holiday Fannie to announce executive changes From CNN: Keith Richards continues on at 35 1/2 year high #11 - Posted by: Moe on December 21, 2004 05:41 PMThree errors that could end a career From Yahoo News: Alabama children scoffed,calling them "late bloomers" New Harry Potter to Appear July 16 Iowa Bovines Enjoy Beer-Spiked Feed Blake Lawyer Says Police Wanted to Nab Celebrity Dow Hits 3 1/2-Year High on Earnings Hike Rumsfeld Fires Back at Critics FLASH!: From AJC: From AJC: From CNN: From CNN: From AJC: U.S. Airlines' Revenue Declined in Nov. Industry braces for still larger decline with end of Frank J.-Sarah K. long-distance relationship #25 - Posted by: shepshep on December 21, 2004 08:05 PMYou post humor on this blog? #26 - Posted by: Jason on December 21, 2004 09:00 PMNervous Retailers Cut Prices North Korea 'only country on earth' free of AIDS... North Korea also only country on Earth free of Doctors. #28 - Posted by: Tyler on December 22, 2004 12:14 AMGartner: Don't Use Google Desktop In Enterprise Wal-Mart hits new low with $498 laptop Harry Potter fever strikes again HOTTER 'POTTER' DUE IN JULY French hostages free for Christmas Massive "infants" galaxies found CEO arrest may hurt our Net biz 'A particularly difficult year' for the UN, Annan says WaPo: Fannie Mae's Top Executives Leaving Firm "She turned out to be nothing but a c***tease!" states one. WaPo: D.C. Officer Ran Prostitution Business, Police Say "His business model was quite comprehensive and he showed a profit from the first quarter," said business analyst Ima Guber. "There's talk of him running for mayor." #38 - Posted by: FormerHostage on December 22, 2004 08:48 AMWaPo: D.C. Jail Mistakenly Releases Convict He is later elected councilman for Ward 8. WaPo: Fans, Critics Face A New Ballgame "What's this 'Quiddich' sh*t?" asks former mayor Marion Berry. Mayor Williams told reporters that he had to do something. "We were all ready to have a baseball team and then that bonehead councilwoman queered the whole deal! The people wanted SOMETHING!" #40 - Posted by: FormerHostage on December 22, 2004 08:53 AMWaPo: Kirstie Alley to Appear in Jenny Craig Ads Signs exclusive contract as "before" picture. #41 - Posted by: FormerHostage on December 22, 2004 08:55 AMWaPo: Arizona State Upsets Visiting Connecticut "I was shocked! I could only stare at the murdered animal on my plate and cry!" said Connecticut. "Jeeeze!" Arizona was quoted, "You'd have thought I put a turd on their plate instead of a T-bone! How the hell was I supposed to know what a damn 'vegan' was?" WaPo: Zolman's Buzzer-Beater Lifts Tennessee Over Stanford NCAA questions use of sex-toys on court. #43 - Posted by: FormerHostage on December 22, 2004 09:05 AMWaPo: Saban Front-Runner for Dolphins Job "I'm very excited," said Nick Saban. "Heck, only four shows a day and all the minnows I can eat! Who wouldn't want the gig?" #44 - Posted by: FormerHostage on December 22, 2004 09:07 AMWaPo: Colonials Finally Solve Wolfpack A screen of destroyers and patrol boats will now be employed. #45 - Posted by: FormerHostage on December 22, 2004 09:10 AMWaPo: Broadband Use Surpasses Dial-Up in U.S. 1 - AOL officials unable to comment because they kept getting bumped off. 2 - You got punked! #46 - Posted by: FormerHostage on December 22, 2004 09:13 AMFormerHostage... Dude! You need your own blog if you can get it because you are too funny! #47 - Posted by: LokiDoki on December 22, 2004 11:05 AMMTV's 'The Real World' Heads to Texas "From CNN: Made my day! Town named Luck wins $522 million. Neighboring city Cheat claims winnings were meant for them. #50 - Posted by: Sanders on December 23, 2004 01:19 AMTown named Luck wins $522 million. Neighboring city Cheat claims winnings were meant for them. #51 - Posted by: Sanders on December 23, 2004 01:20 AMForgive me!!! double post..... #52 - Posted by: Sanders on December 23, 2004 01:21 AMPost a comment
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