 |
|
|
|
About IMAO Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!  Buy funniest book ever!  IMAO Podcasts IMAO Merchandise and Newsletter
 Cool shirts, mugs, stickers, and what-not!
About IMAO
If you want to send something by snail mail, e-mail with subject "P.O. Box" to get mail information for Frank J. and SarahK. About Frank J. Bloggers: Frank J. Harvey RightWingDuck Cadet Happy spacemonkey Laurence Simon SarahK Popular Categories
Fred Thompson FactsJohn Edwards Fabulous Facts lolterizt IMAO Condensed Know Thy Enemy Editorials Frank the Artist In My World Other Content
Ode to ViolenceBrief Histories IMAO Audio Bits  Read the Essay Own the Shirt Peace Gallery Search IMAO
Testimonials
"All quotes attributed to me on IMAO are made up... including this one."
-Glenn Reynolds "Unfunny treasonous ronin!" -Lou Tulio* "You, sir, are a natural born killer." -E. Harrington "You'll never get my job! Never!!!" -Jonah Goldberg "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO." -No One of Consequence "A blogger with a sense of humor." -Some Woman on MSNBC Blogroll
Ace of Spades HQThe Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler Blackfive Captain's Quarters Classical Values Conservative Grapevine The Corner The Daily Gut (with Jim Treacher!) Dave in Texas Eject! Eject! Eject! Electric Venom Hot Air Puppy Blender La Shawn Barber's Corner Michelle Malkin Pereiraville Protein Wisdom Rachel Lucas Right Wing News Scrappleface Serenity's Journal Townhall Blog IMAO Blogroll Bad Example Cadet Happy The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles mountaineer musings Right Wing Duck  This Blog Is Full of Crap Fred Thompson Links Fred File Blogs for Fred Fred Thompson Facts Awards
|
January 04, 2005
Headlines + Fun = Headline Fun!
Clash leaves 7 Palestinians dead British punk band says they never claimed they had the ability to raise the dead. * * * * Mahmoud Abbas flirts with extremists "Hey, baby, want to blow up some Jews?" said to be favorite pick-up line. * * * * Annan begins major UN overhaul Hopes to keep UN focused on what it does best: embezzling. * * * * Argentines Hit Streets Again to Punish Politicians "Hey, you're making potholes!" sullen politicians yell. * * * * US help for Thai early alert system A loud tone will signal if your green curry is dangerously spicy. * * * * Indian security adviser named We'll call him "Bill." * * * * Trapped dolphins symbol of hope Strangled raccoons to be symbol of peace. * * * * Seattle Police Chief's Gun Stolen Seattle Resident Be Warned: A criminal has a gun! * * * * Now you do your own in the comments. NOW! 71 Responses To "Headlines + Fun = Headline Fun!"
Second! #1 - Posted by: bob on January 4, 2005 03:12 PMFrom CNN: Arrested laser man admits to two incidents... Dr Evil missing from cryo chamber, still at large. #3 - Posted by: matt on January 4, 2005 03:16 PMFrom ABC News: Microsoft Anti-Spyware Beta Takes Familiar Shape From The New York Times: From The New York Times: Whistleblower Says U.S. Bungled AIDS Study From CNN: From ABC News: Iraqis in U.S. Face Big Hurdles to Voting Pride girls get offensive, win 4 of 5 in Las Vegas Barneys to open Co-op store in Chicago From CNN From CNN International: Drudge: From CNN: Boy, 12, hits tree at Mount Holly, dies of head injury Comic book pioneer Will Eisner dead at 87 in Lauderdale Lakes Pittsburgh benefits by playing hard From ABC News: From ABC News: from BBC News: from USA Today: It was the year of the sedan and the hybrid from webpro news: from Washington Post: From CNN: Web holiday shopping up 25 per cent in 2004 Wal-Mart's Sales Up 3 Percent in December Clash leaves 7 Palestinians dead Casbah Rocked #31 - Posted by: Bertram on January 4, 2005 04:24 PMClash leaves 7 Palestinians dead In related news The Cure investigated for Killing an Arab #32 - Posted by: Bertram on January 4, 2005 04:27 PMNew York Post: From FoxNews --Jenna Jameson Parachutes into Mosul #34 - Posted by: Bertram on January 4, 2005 04:37 PMFrom Ananova: From Yahoo News: From USA Today: Famous Blogger heads home for Christmas; -Ted Kaczynski says he doesn't know why From the AP: Breast Enlargement Contest Draws Fire --contest winners used as cover #39 - Posted by: JMD on January 4, 2005 04:52 PMFrom BBC --Clay Aiken's unusual interest in this year's coffee bean harvest explained #40 - Posted by: Bertram on January 4, 2005 04:56 PM"IAEA Finds Egypt Secret Nuclear Program" "Abbas Refers to Israel as 'Zionist Entity' "Steps Taken to Protect Kids in Tsunamis" "Malaysian Ship Rescues Tsunami Survivor" Child Loses in Three-Way Custody Fight Ramsey Clarke to Defend Saddam AP "Woman to Give Birth to Second Twin" Tells reporter: "I've never been the save-for-a-rainy-day type." #43 - Posted by: right on January 4, 2005 07:18 PMAP AP And a Gross Minus for the next person to sit there. #45 - Posted by: right on January 4, 2005 08:06 PMIraqis in U.S. Face Big Hurdles to Voting: From Drudge Report: (via Fox) "More Storms Predicted for Embattled West" Dems want to know when Bush will admit California quagmire. #48 - Posted by: UZI4U (aka MurdockTheCrazy) on January 4, 2005 08:25 PMFrom Fox News: "State Department: Anti-Semitism on Rise" "Bush to Illinois to Push Tort Reform" "Moderate to Seek DNC Chair" "Whistleblower Questions AIDS Study" *Light Alcohol Use Doesn't Raise Stroke Risk* But heavy petting risk soars, says survey. Yahoo! AP News Headlines Yahoo! AP Sports Headlines Yahoo! AP Technology Headlines Yahoo! AP Technology News Yahoo! AP Technology Headlines Yahoo News: Yahoo News: AP Avoid worst of "how-many-does-it-take" jokes. #58 - Posted by: right on January 4, 2005 11:59 PMAP Remain depressed and drunk, but now seizure-free! #59 - Posted by: right on January 5, 2005 12:15 AMAP Denmark's homosexuals detest the measures AND the new nickname. Yahoo! AP Sports Headlines Yahoo! Washingtonpost.com Headlines from Fox: from Fox: from Fox: From Pioneer press: Cop says, "The phone just rang and I picked it up and it was Bob! I'm no hero. I was just at the right place at the right time" "J.C. Penney Names Hicks President" Bill Clinton's inauguration will take place at the Little Rock Galleria - Sears is demanding recount. #67 - Posted by: Chris Elam on January 5, 2005 02:34 PMWoman Molests 13-Year-Old Boy "Victims' Kin Protest Argentina Club Fire " Fire extinguishes itself in shame. Fears Tsunami Dead Could Rise Sharply (AP January 6, 2004). Making them eligible to vote for Democratic candidates #70 - Posted by: Dan on January 8, 2005 09:59 AM Post a comment
|
Buy IMAO T-Shirts 
 
 
IMAO T-Shirts
The IMAO T-Shirt Babe (winning picture) YOU BUY NEW SHIRTS NOW!!! Yay! Books!
Capitalism
Archives
By Category
24American Idol Aqua-Adventures Barackalypse Now Best of IMAO 2002 Best of IMAO 2006 Bite-Sized Wisdom Editorials Election 2008 Filthy Lies Frank Answers Frank Discussions Frank on Guns Frank Reads the Bible Frank the Artist Fred Thompson Facts Friday Cat-Blogging Fun Trivia Hellbender Hellbender Take Two Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths Humor I Hate Frank If I Were President ignis fatuous IMAO Condensed IMAO Exclusives IMAO for the Non-Deaf IMAO Reviews IMAO Think Tank In My World In My World - Fan Fiction John Edwards Fabulous Facts Know Thy Enemy lolterizt Michael Moore Mitt Romney Ads News Round-Up Newsish Fakery No, McCain't Our Military Permalink Contest Precision Guided Humor Assignments Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul Ronin Profiles Ronin Thought of the Day SarahK's TV stuff Scary Evil Monkey Simpsons Trivia Songs & Poems State of the Frank Report Superego Totally True Tidbits WEsistance Is Facile Why Me Laugh? Yvonne's Ashes By Month
December 2008September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 March 1933
|
Stumble It!
