"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO."
-No One of Consequence
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My only run in with the law was receiving a citation for a wide right turn (I turned right into the left lane). What did I exclaim to the police officer upon receiving the fine?