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January 05, 2005

Frank J. - Reporter!

Posted by Frank J. at 10:09 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (10)

I've always wanted to go to a CPAC, and almost did in my college days, and this time they have an open call for bloggers. Maybe I should try and go and get some interviews with their speakers. If anyone from CPAC asks about this blog, nothing but serious political discussion goes on here; don't mention ninjas or monkeys.

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#1 - Posted by: adam from utah on January 5, 2005 10:10 AM

That is the wrong attitude, Frank. If they are not willing to take the Ninja/ Monkey threat seriously, I say to hell with them! :shakes fist:

#2 - Posted by: gaskar on January 5, 2005 10:21 AM

How about extremely angry rottweilers who are also masters of disguise? Can we mention those?

#3 - Posted by: AWG on January 5, 2005 10:53 AM

Look, Scrappleface! No competition!

#4 - Posted by: Miranda on January 5, 2005 11:37 AM

But Ninja's & Monkey's are the best part!
Uh, besides the Rumsfeld Strangler....

I heart Rummy!

Oh, and Chomps! My new Pajama top!

(And visions of angry rottweilers, dancing thru my head...! Hehehe...)

#5 - Posted by: LokiDoki on January 5, 2005 11:38 AM

I thought one didn't discuss ninjas and monkeys in polite company anyway.

#6 - Posted by: LibertyBob on January 5, 2005 11:50 AM

I followed the link, and I see what Frank J. is really after; the free food!

Oh, wait, it's me that goes anywhere for free food...

And, why shouldn't we mention Monkeys? Surely no true conservative can argue against the threat they pose?

#7 - Posted by: Chris James on January 5, 2005 12:08 PM

Is this polite company?

(Oh shit, I think you're right Bob...)

Guess I should go lurk at DU.. Oh wait, I hate those pussies... Fuck that! Y'all can take a joke, monkey or ninja... I'm hanging here.. Oh, well I would, except I am going to bed now... G'night!

#8 - Posted by: LokiDoki on January 5, 2005 12:18 PM

I just watched "Shattered Glass" last night and the beginning of the movie showed a CPAC conference that the reporter Stephan Glass covered, and it was a nonstop orgy of well, orgies. And drugs. And booze in those little bottles. And orgies.

This sounds perfect for Frank J., but unfortunately, as it turned out, Stephen Glass was a complete fraud and all that fun stuff never happened. Darn. Looks like Frank J. will have to stay home.

#9 - Posted by: kgowen on January 7, 2005 11:50 AM

#10 - Posted by: ded on February 4, 2005 03:31 AM