You should name her "Slayer".

I had planned on naming my beagle puppy that, but my poop head husband's not ready to be the father of a little hound. I encourage people to send him hate mail, co/ Me, and I'll tape it to his jeep windshield each morning.

Chomps.

I suggest Nelly. Nelly is a name that suggests a rather strong or strong willed woman or some guy rappin'. Nelly gives you the best of both worlds

Sasha the Monkey Cleaver

Best Name Ever for a cat:

Velcro.

If you've ever seen them stuck to a screen door, you know what i'm talking about.

"Fluffy, the Liberal Slayer"... Slayer for short.

Lady J. Go Joe!

Malkin?

Condi

If she's noisy and destructive to my house, I could name her "Frances" or "Jeane".

What was the name of the cat that was resurrected in "Pet Sematary"? It was an evil little beast (as all cats are anyway).
Alternatively, name it "Aleurophobe". It would be a cat that hates its own felinity (if that's a word, & if not, it should be). FrankM

Jennifer,
Condi has a nice ring to it.

Our cat is named Fender. I also like Boomer, but in a pinch, Flammenwerfer (Flamm-en-ver-fur) will have to do. Or Zerstöer (Ts-erst-er-er). But seriously think about the name Greg for the cute little kitty.
Flammenwerfer = Flamethrower
Zerstöer = Destroyer

I had a terrific gray cat Syren. She was a bit of a nutcase - leaps across the livingroom after invisible moths, she'd bat a bottlecap around the kitchen floor until she "scored" it under the fridge, caught mice and would leave the head and the legs on the front porch (gak). She lived to be 15.
Friend of mine has a gray cat named Smokey. Not very original, but the cat turned 21 last summer and we took her into the brew-pub for a pint. She got one too.

We named a cat Peeve once, as in "Our pet peeve."

I second the Lady J vote... though I do love Samus...

My aunt and uncle had a great black cat named Fang. It was a great hunter of little birdies and small rodents.

Unless you go with Condi (which was a way cool suggestion), best I can come up with is Cleopatra (Cleo).

The Pet Cemetery cat was Winston Churchhill (Church for short). Not a good female name. I had a cat named Lola once.

How'bout "Claw". I think that was the name of the evil lion in the Lion King.

No charge for that

Scar was the villain in The Lion King

How about Hilary, pretty scary huh?

Maiden
(with Iron being optional)

Both the torture device and the band have knocked some of the femme off of that one.

Bryan,
I thought he was scar... since had a scar.

I named my cat Jager, don't think singer, think delicious herbal beverage. It also means hunter in German or something. My little cousin found a chihuahua and he calls it Business. Those things are kinda like cats.

Honestly, my cat's name is Fox. . . Because it kinda looks like one, not because of the news station.

My best suggestion is Wingnut. Or maybe Wolf?

Iron got me thinking about the Iron Lady.

Thatcher might work.

A grey cat, I would name - Grey Goose. Her friends would likely call her Ms Goose.

A female cat I would name - Monique Le Dragon.

So, I can't decide.

But I'm glad you're saving a cat. They are wonderful creatures. My wife and I foster home kittens that can't be taken care of at the shelter. I will mark you down for a good deed.

Stick with Samus. Your cat couldn't get any cooler than naming it after an intergalactic bounty hunter...I mean seriously. Why are you even questioning it?

NOTHING IS TOO GEEKY! Go with Samus!

Target.

... but that tells you a lot about what I think of cats.

The updated "Battlestar Galactica" series has a female Starbuck. She's a tough but alluring little minx.

Why not "Starbuck"? That's geeky, my friend.

Minerva the Littler

Our cat is named Memphis, which is not only the home of country music, but was once the famed city of power in ancient Egypt where cats were worshipped as living gods.

Cats have never forgotten this.

Condi is of course a perfect name. But our soon to be Sec State is probably more of a dog person than a cat person. Condi is a great name for a she-wolf. If Condi was a cat, she would be a tiger. Or at least a lioness. But tigers suit her better because they stand alone while cowardly lions need to hunt in packs.

How about Ann? As in Ann Coulter? I like the idea of Ann Coulter in a cat suit. (see my blog).

i think she needs a Harry Potter character's name... to go with her sister cat Minerva... they'll spend a lot of time together... Weasley. or what's the name of the Herbology teacher? or Hermione. Fleur. what's Professor Trelawney's first name?

or an ALIAS name. Sydney. Syd. Bristow. Irina Derevko. Anna Espinosa. no one say Larvin.

otherwise, i like Condi. and Thatcher's not bad.

i always thought it would be badass to name a cat skeletor

oh, and sweetie, i just caught what you said. you will NEVER be a cat owner. you, my dear, will be a cat slave. she owns you.

and make sure you get matching lamps.

Killer Dust Bunny?

How bout a gun-related name? Colt, Barrett, Kimber, Bushmaster?

Also Hippy Thrasher.

My best friend (a former Marine) had two toms named "Chesty" and "Attila."

Orc names are good. I once had a tom named "Grishnakh" who was a great and merciless slaughterer of anything small, cute and defenseless.

Remember that cats are obligate carnivores. (Cats cannot synthesize arachadonic acid.) Name one as you would any highly specialized, ruthless, inherently cruel killing machine that must consume the flesh of the living to survive.

"arachidonic"

PIMF.

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."

Hey - You ought to name her George - Short for Georgia - that's hip, no?

Call it Mohammed.

Umm Frank, remember this?http://www.imao.us/archives/001226.html

My better half rescued a cat this Christmas his name is Stew, because we didn't have any cat food so we gave him beef stew, which he liked. I am not averse to naming animals food names! Name her Hurley (a guy) but could be a girl!

Name it Justice Scalia!
Or Ari. Or Nightly.

How about SIMBA? Wasn't that what they called the tiger in the old Tarzan movies?

How about "She Who Must Be Obeyed"?

I had a gray cat named "Sasha" of whom I was very fond. Or rather I was a member of her staff.

Or you could extend the roman myth theme to something like Diana, Venus or Juno.

Bait

Try "that can I found which I gave away immediately." Life is too short, man.

If you do decide to upset the natural order and allow the thing into your home, make darn sure you are not allergic first. That's all I'm sayin'.

Or Kofi!

how about, CATS SUCK

Tuna.

Picture yourself leaning out the back door yelling: "TOOOOOOOOOOO-NAAAAAAA" repeatedly. If nothing else, you'll provide a regular chuckle for the neighbors...

"Monkey Killer"

or

"Claws the Hippy-Slashing Cat"

My cat is named Wheezie after the proud matriarch of the Jefferson family (RIP). I think it is a good cat name and the world could use more cats named Wheezie.

Oh :P it's a girl.
Well, Some of those still work :P
Thatcher, Cruella, Sojourner, Chairman Meow (okay, okay, that's still a male name).

In the Margaret Thatcher theme how about Maggie?

My two are Boris and Natasha.

"meow j"
"hue" (because grey is a hue)
"grover" because a great name, and because grover is the cutest seseme street resident.
"meowzers"
"dotcom" for the sake of: "this is my cat, dotcom" or "meet my cat, dotcom"

For a gray cat, how about Grayza.
A past coworker of mine adopted a kitten and called it Clingon, for its obvious clinging tendencies.

I have a client with a dog named Grover, he follows me around and sucks up things that fall on the floor-I call him Hoover.

"Narc," short for narcolepsy. perfect name for a cat...

Tubman for Hariet Tubman, the heroine.

how about just "heroine" lol

sarok

"Narc." short for narcolepsy. perfect name for a cat.

I think you should name the cat Tuco not your future dog. It is a more fitting name for a sneaky little creature like a cat, not a warm fun-loving animal like a dog.

I'd like to second "Claws, the Hippy-Slashing Cat." Face it, Chomps is just angry, while a cat's destructive tendencies are so much more... creative.

I like "Condi", too.

My girlfriend has a boy cat named "Lady" because she thought he was a girl when she got him (runt kitten). Then one day she (he) started growing a couple of tumors between the legs. Now I call him "Lady Killer". That cat brings dead stuff home bigger than him. I used to hate cats, but this fellow has earned my respect.

Good luck, Frank.

Elizabeth Ann

It's gray... so how about Bea in honor of the two famous gray-haired heroines in my life, Bea Arthur and Aunt Bea?

Floats like a butterfly, stings like a Bea?

Maybe I need to work on this some more.

Aww, Frank's getting a kitty! I want to see pictures!! (If you refuse to participate in cat blogging, make SarahK post them for you!)

Hmm, lessee... my current kitties are named Anastasia (the Grand Duchess) and Katarina. Something regal and exotic would do nicely for a female cat.

Mostly, though, I've found that I need to live with a cat for a few days to figure out a good name for it. I have tried to name cats before that I hadn't really spent enough time with, and found myself calling them something else entirely. I had a male cat once that I named Bartholomew (thinking I'd be clever and call him Mew for short) and after a week or so I started calling him George, after our current President's father. I wanted him to be a kinder, gentler cat... but he kept impressing upon me his thousand points of teeth.

This should be easy:
Sig
Glock
Colt
Ruger
AK
Kimber
9mm - or just 9, works a couple of ways
.45
double tap
etc.

These all have a certain ring to them
Glock the cat
My cat 9
Double Tap the cat

Glock is nice.

mousie-tongue
of course!

imeow.us

We had a cat named after "Lady Jane Grey" who was a pretender to the throne of England at some point. A good name for a grey cat.

Zenobia was a queen who conquered about a third of the Roman empire away from her city of Palmyra for a few years about 250 AD.

If this were a democracy,
I'd second the suggestion for
"Claws the Hippy-Slashing Cat"
just so we could read about
her in action In My World.

I had a pair of ducks once named Boris and Natasha. They slept in the chicken coop at night, and followed the kids out to the pond every morning, and followed them home to the chicken coop every afternoon. But then a fox got Natasha one day when they were out in the pond, broad daylight too! And Boris was never the same after that. He never went to the pond again, either. I think we ended up having him for Sunday dinner a few weeks later, to put him out of his misery.

Frank,

How can you forget your own photo caption contest. SNIPER (goes with that whole gun thing you and SarahK have going). Did you see the story that the average American owns 1.7 handguns and the average gun owner owns 4.4. Waay ahead of the curve here!!

Sleeper
P.S. In case you forgot, am sending you the photo via email.

With a pressure cooker, several hours, and a nice orange glaze, you could call her lunch.

Oh, I like the name Coulter, after Ann Coulter, for the gray kitten. Our two cats are named Simba (yellow boy cat) and Mara (black girl cat who is the queen of the house, and the spitting image of those black egyptian cat statues from the museums, named after my daughter's favorite book that year, "Mara, Daughter of the Nile"). We have had Nala, Gracie, Katie (for a gray kitty who we called Kitty so long while we were trying to think of a name, and we thought "Katie" would be the kindest name since she already answered to Kitty) and Jessie. And our dog's name is Libby, which I heart as a pet name for female pets.

I like the idea above of Nine.

9mm
9 lives
Borg hottie 7 of 9

It's all good.

And when people are confused, so can say you named all your pets in order, this one was Nine.

If they still look at you funny, you can say "you know, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine."

Yes, I left out eight on purpose. I'm sneaky.

Good LotR names:

Arwen
Eowyn
Elanor

Good Harry Potter names:

Mrs. Norris!
Fluffy
Norbert
(last two better for dogs, admittedly)

Good political names:

Condi
Maggie
Thatcher
Liddy
Barbara (NOT Barbra!)
Laura
Rummie (even though Rumsfeld is a man, you can make almost any name a girl's name by ending it with an "ie.")

Gun names:

Nine
Kimber (has a nice lionessy ring)
Forty (also goes with beer theme)
Ladysmith

Miscellaneous cat names:

Simba
Sheba
Cleo

But no matter what: this has to be the name that YOU like. SarahK is otherwise a perfect human being and the ultimate woman of all women--but naming that cat is YOUR task! Value her input, but YOU decide.

Michelle

I like the imeow.us - that's cute! Or you could call her MAO ("my awesome opinion") - which, if she's a typical cat, she'll earn :)

Otherwise, I think "Maggie" after Mrs. Thatcher is perfect!

I'm owned by two lady purrs: Practically Perfect Princess Pixel of the Prodigious Pounce, and Silly Sultana Smudge of the Stupendous Swoop. "Pix" and "Mudge" if you're being informal....

;-)

I don't know if these have been used because i got tired of ready. How bout:
Nermal- like the girl grey cat on Garfield or Ronin.

Shadow
Smoke
Smudge
Zoe
Whisper (not likey with a cat, but maybe?)

Meat Loaf

This is a popular topic.
Make sure you give it an initial like Nermal J.

Shere Khan - Courtesy of Rudyard Kipling's "Jungle Book"

Initials are great.

How about Crow-K?

When you get bored, you can try to hit it between the wicks with a mallet.

(Note: RWD is NOT a cat person)

Galen!

Galen was known as "the Monkey Killer!"

No, seriously! Here

i think i would have to vote for lady j, so many different connections, one being having the same last initial. and uh, maggie is already taken by the bestest kitty in the whole wide world.

Macavity.

First, make sure that it truly is a female kitten. You get some funny looks from the vet referring to a nascent tom cat as if female.

I like to get familiar with the cat before I try to name it - I once had one named Maggie May because of her habit of rolling onto her back when I walked by.

Just don't pick a name you'd be embarrassed to call out in the neighbourhood at 3:00am.

Shank

Hmmm...

A good name for a stray female cat?

How about pregnant?

Anty

Howasabout naming him Hondo? Or maybe Shane?

And for the caption:"That's right,just a little closer to the grassy knoll..."

I have a cat nemaed Two-Stroke, and it has fully earned that name with it's crazy spurts of energy and it's strange purr. Other cat names I seriously considered and may use someday are:

Seven (just Seven... I like it for some reason)
Meatwad (aka Meaty-Kitty)
Clinger (...)
Dog (I know, I know.... but it makes me smile)

But I do like Condi. She strikes me as smooth and classy, yet able to suddenly strike and kill with skilled precision... perfect for a cat.

Moriarty-- You would think cats view us as staff, but Red Dwarf puts forward the theory that cats view us as Gods. It really makes more sense than the whole staff thing:
cats don't pay us except for a few dead animal offerings once in a while, but always want to do their own thing and only like our interference when they can see how it benefits them. Plus, they do absolutely nothing useful for *us*, yet we go to a lot of trouble to keep them around. Sounds like we're Gods of Cats to me.

I knew someone who had a cat called "Cooter." No joke.

Although its a male name, 'Gaston' is kinda cool--as in Gaston Glock.

I also like the sound of "Double Tap" the cat...

But as I see it, your cat's name is "Condi".

How about being more diverse in your name choices. Why not name it Allahu Akbar. This way if you lost it in the crowd, say if the President is visiting, you could run through yelling, 'Allahu Akbar'.

Sniper ...

Sniper the Cat
The Wonderful wonderful Cat
Whenever she gets in a fix
She reaches into her bag of tricks
Sniper the the cat
The wonderful wonderful cat
You'll laugh so hard your sides will ache
as her gun goes double-tap
That's Sniper, she's the wonderful cat

Chomps and Sniper ... The New Dynamic Duo!

http://www.members.shaw.ca/kcic1/felix.html

Don't name the cat Lillie or Melonie unless you plan on having "Raynor" a while. Of our last two cats, Lillie lived 30 years and Melonie lasted 32 years.

OH...
Turbo
Super- as in supercharger
Nukes
M1A1
1 of 1
General
Emperor

Or as Angela posted "Velcro".

Liberal

Then every time the cat bites you, you can always say, "Oh Liberal, biting the hand that feeds you". And yes, most cats bite. While cat lovers call it "kissing," most reasonable people call it eating.

how about Scandal? or, since she's gray, Misti

Just thought of another one.
"Hollow Point"
I wouldn't name my cats that but, it is up to you.

Puppy...that way you can still have a puppy. Besides it will improve the cat's self image

Maximus.

My husband hated cats until one adopted us about 15 years ago. Our home has never been cat-less since.

I say you name her "Quat" then you can yell "kumquat!" when it's feeding time.

Congratulations on the start of a wonderful relationship! :)

There's some good ones here, SaraK beat me to Sydney.
Maggie is great also-recall Point of No Return:Brigette Fonda@ Mardi Gras?

Cordite, and Condi- Marvelous!

My male is named Periscope, imagine telling him to get off the counter:
"Down Periscope!" His tail was broken as a wee fluffball which makes it point forward at the kink, hence the name.

You people kill me:)

As the cat is cadet grey, you could name it "Fed", short for Confederacy after the fighting rooster talked about in Sam Watkins famous book, "Co. Aytch." THAT would piss of a lot of people for all of the right reasons.

Condi rocks. Simba is okay. Claude is cool for obvious reasons, but people might start calling YOU Rosie, Frank. How about Free Beer? Not everyone likes cats, but everyone likes Free Beer!

Ripley!

Jonag, you crack me up.

Call the hairball "Angel Eyes". Then all you'll need is your dog "Tuco" and something light colored to call "Blondie". You'll have the whole set.

Too geeky? There's no such thing!

Ninja.

You can never trust a cat.

I had some suggestions above, but I like 'Sniper' too. 'Fish' would be a funny name. "That's my cat, Fish.

Anyway, saw this pick earlier tonight. If this is your cat, then 'Sniper' it is.

http://www.killsometime.com/Pics/Funny/images/Kitty-Sniper.jpg

Lord High Executioner Skreechy Fluffball the Well Armed and Dangerous Wandering Ninja Smashing Kitty Kat.

I hope that she has a good place to sleep.

Moneybagzz Out

OK, I'm an idiot. And since I can't go back and edit my comment...

I never did click on the original pic until a minute ago. Found the one I posted in some wierd coincidence.

I had a similar dilemma when an orphaned grey kitten showed up on my doorstep about 1 year ago. I named her Athena (greek goddess of military victory, among other things) and I believe that naming the kitty after a Greek God/Goddess is the proper way to maintain masculinity in such a situation. It helps if the God was a war-mongerer, or if the name sounds particularly militaristic. Also, while greek is preferable, other gods may be sufficiently masculine (ie Thor.)

FrankJ adopts a cat?! Hmmm... "whipped" comes to mind. ;)

Chairman Meow

Name it Bea Arthur. Is that masculine enough?

Amewsed
Catastrophe
Pause
Furious
Hisspanic
Auntie Hisstomean
Charleton Hisston
Catthy Ireland
Phillis Clawfly
Queen Elhissabeth
Mewdonna

I had a female kitten for a time....absolutely fearless. Would stalk dobermans with obvious intent to maul.

Named her "Fricka", one of the various spellings of the wife of Odin and a real "battle axe" in her own right.

I nominate that, just roll it off the tongue...Here Fricka, Fricka, Fricka...

Scarab

"Bionic Commando"

Stick with Samus. I say trust your first instincts and be PROUD of your geek chic. Sure, most cats kill rodents and birds...but how many bear the name of a killer of aliens who has saved the human race?

Hondo!

Hondo!

"Scratch" or "Scratchy"

Instead of using it's claws to kill insurgents (it was declawed by well meaning apartment dwelling liberals)it uses a rifle to "Scratch" insurgents off the face of the planet.

Bitch Kitty, Megan, Lucky.
Target was pretty good.

Nothing beats "Cat-O". Whenever you need to name an animal, just add O to it.

On the other hand, put me down for "Slayer". Dang I miss Buffy.

Joansie, or more properly, Jonesy.

Somebody stole my original thought: Ripley.

Josie is a semigeek one as well. You'll need two more cats to complete the set if you choose that name, though.

A cat? A CAT?!?!? How about...

"My missing testicles"

"Steal my lunch money"

"Metrosexual here."

What about Toonces? You can teach her to drive.

I had a friend who had a tomcat named "Spot."

It was hilarious to here him call "Here Spot!" and this cat would walk into the room.

You have one cat... how about 1 of 1.

"Trinity" (atmospheric A-bomb tests in the '50's and a kick-ass, take-no-crap broad from the Matrix)

Hippie, I didn't know you were friends with Data.
I vote for Scratchy.
Although I don't know if you should take my advice, my dog is named Kagogi the Destroyer.
Ask somebody who knows some Korean what Kagogi is.

schrodinger

Holy crap Frank, this thread is doing better than "Headlines"! You've outdone yourself!

I always thought Reagan and Thatcher would be good names for two dogs - chocolate labs or something.

Condi is pretty much perfect for a cat tho.

And RWD's suggestion 'Allahu Akbar' made me crack up at work. Imagine at 11pm when the cat runs past your feet and your neighbors hear you shouting that into the night in a murderous rage.

Sushi - good for either sex, and funny. Oh, the cat in Pet Sematary's name was Church, after Winston Churchill.

I had a cat that was forever wandering around behind my computer, so I named him Five. And for several happy months, he was the Cat Five behind my computer.

Is that geeky enough? :)

I vote for Fluffy the Liberal Slayer.

Name her Mephistopheles. Call her Fisty for short.

What the vast majority of cats should be named: "Worthless."

Sorry. I'm not much on cats. Whoever said "Target" is a comic genius. I laughed so hard I cried.

'Sniper' makes sense. And it's accurate as far as kittens are concerned.

'Chomps' would rock though and be my first choice...

Schrodinger, Trinity and Galore all get my vote too...

Too bad it's not yellow, then you could name it Blondie (Tuco's "friend"). Angel Eyes?

Lunchbox.

Charles.

I'm in favor of simple things: name her "Cat."

I once had a male cat named "Dog" and a goldfish named "Cat". Never had a dog named "Fish" tho.

sarok

How about Useless Bag of Fur? With a name like Useless Bag of Fur, it has to be good.

How about Pass, Punt, or Kick?

You could borrow from Florence King and name her Quadrupet.

Careful Frank, we don't want to be reading a news article about you being a cat hoarder someday.... Next thing you know, one cat turns to 2, 3.....and then we see you arrested for animal cruelty, because you're a shut-in, with 500 cats!

Name it Dammit.

As in: "Get off the couch, Dammit!"

How 'bout AK-47?

Stay with Samus. Because you'll never know when you have to deal with Space Pirates or those pesky Ing. ;)

How 'bout an indian name like "Craps in a box" or "Tastes like chicken"

Remember, there room for all of Gods creatures... right next to the potatos and peas.

Shoot, there's a lot here already. Has anyone suggested:
AYN

KenN.,
I was never sure how to say that name. Wacky objectivists.

Sassy :P

macbeau's "Indian names" idea is a good one.

That's how my parents named me....

Mephisto is an AWESOME name. Although it is the brother of Diablo, it is feminine sounding, with a hint of toughness!

My brother has a cat (female) named Slim. Go figure. I think it's pretty cool.

name it "sly", or just "hello kitty", or even "pickleweasel".

Frank,

Don't listen to anyone else. You have to wait until you know the cat and the cat lets you know its name.

We had a cat that looked just like that one.We named it Neko-chun. *that's 'cat' in Japanese..I didn't say we were real original.

"HAHAHA. Kittens give Morvo gas."

Name her "Delicious."

If on the other hand you want an ancient heroine name, try "Agripina." (Ag-rih-PEEN-ah.)

My brother's cat was named Roadkill. It looked just like roadkill too. It would lay on the sidewalk in front of his house looking all dead and mangy and he would yell "Hey Roadkill!" and it would lift it's head to see if it was dinnertime. Made people stop and stare.

How about Zaphod?

Wow, this is the most comments I've seen on one post in quite a while.

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Ravage. Or, since it's a girl, Ravagette.

Samus or Zelda would be cool.

Freya after the Norse goddess of war. Her chariot was drawn by male cats.

Bruiser.

Speedbump.

It is my understanding that Ayn is pronounced so that it rhymes with Feinnstein.

Name the cat Rammstein!

Vera

Like Jayne's gun on Firefly

(sorry if someone already recommended it, I haven't gone through all the suggestions yet.

Pandora

Princess Polly Ponderosa Penelope Peachfuzz

Ronni, after Ronnie Reagan, chief commie hippie basher of the US. Or Roni (feminine singular of Ronin?).

Or Master Chief, master slayer of foreigners, especially those little monkey-looking ones.

Or Pookie.

I like RightWingDuck's names
cats suck

I hate to say it, but what about Tsunami?

Maybe better to suggest Tooncinator, the Ahnold version of Mr. Toonces.

How about a Navy flying school acronym? NAFOD ("nay-fod"), meaning "no apparent fear of death."

Or, O-shinko (Japanese for pickle).

IF that's the actual picture of the kitty, I say Lee Harvey would be a great name. Or Leigh Harvee if it's a girl kitty.

I always thought that a good name for a female cat would be Eartha. mrreouwww...!

Ceefa.

As in Ceefa Cat.

That, or I vote for Samus, Velcro or Lady J

You should name it a really girly name. That way it will learn to compensate for its powderpuff name by lifting weights and studying karate to kick the @$$ of all the cats that make fun of its name.

I've got the best of gun names and a play on words.

-- "Mauser"

IT WORKS, DO IT! As a cat staff member, I command you!

Or name it "Ayn" or "Ein", they're both pronounced the same.

Or even "Kleinnes Ein" (sorry my German is poor, someone please correct it if that is spelled wrong) though this would be obsolete once the cat grows, unless it stays small.

I vote for "Ripley" -- cats can be such cute, furry aliens sometimes.

Claude (de Furniture)

I think panter...
Or babaganosh. That is an awesome name. It is a bit feminin, and sounds like baba ganoush, what ever the heck that is

If you name it "Catapult", I promise to build and ship the appropriate item....

...and since SarahK now owns you, a "cat-a-chute" and/or "cat-a-crashpad" if you need them to continue domestic harmony.

I like the Alias theme names, but how about going old school Bond? SMERSH or SPECTRE would be an interesting name for a cat. Me? I named mine "Bob", but it's supposed to be short for Bank One Ballpark. If you want a name that fits with "Tuco", maybe you could call the cat "Arch Stanton"?

Doris. She might grow into the name.

How about the name -
Akira
Aeryn
Byte
Bush
Chiana
Nikita(La Femme Nikita)
Xev(from the show Lexx)
Lexus

Name her "Bobcat" and call her Bob for short.

Name her "Bobcat" and call her Bob for short.

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