It's the End of the World as We Know It, and I Feel Gassy
Senatorette Barbara Boxer is signing on the challenge the Electoral College votes. Many people at Democratic Underground who, as they like to point out constantly, are much smarter and more often right than any of us, are convinced this will lead to Kerry becoming president.
Time to load the shotguns.
Any moment now Kerry is going to storm down the Potomac in his swift boat and take the White House. The lefties, stirred to a frenzy by the coup, will storm the streets as berserkers, attacking everything in site. So lock you doors and keep your weapons at hands. If someone rings your doorbell and identifies himself as "President Kerry," DO NOT LET HIM IN! Shoot anyone who tries to come in through the windows.
You're probably asking whether next the dead will rise and eat the flesh of the living - like in Dawn of the Dead. Well, there is no evidence that this won't happen. I hope you stocked up on ammo.
Damn you, Barbara Boxer! You've destroyed civilization! Damn you!
Stumble It!
