I am not going to say it, but instead have fun with SarahK and Kitten and, wait for it . . . First!

It's pretty sad when you have to comment on this sort of an update...

It's like commenting on a "to be continued."

And thus, you shall become a catblogger!

Woe to all those that mocked my Carnival of the Cats... they shall all join me and join in the war against... um... sugar-free candy?

DUSTIN RULEZ #1 FORVER!

DUSTIN RULEZ #1 FOREVER! is what I meant, not forver. But I do probably rule forver, if that was a word.

Woohoo.

Wait. That means more work. D'oh.

Hey, what am I doing putting my comments HERE?

(RWD starts to look for his passwords)

Hmm... I think we should build watch toweres along the border. Each will have a machiene gun and night/thermoscopic vision equipped. There problem solved.

I grew up 5 miles from the border, so I have plenty of built-in prejudice. But even so, that illegal alien link wasn't funny. Not at all.

What's next, KKK links?

AWB,

Of course! Next week you can tune into watch the top white music acts on American Klan Stand.

It's called a sense of humor.

Get one at Malwart.

Actually, Michelle Malkin has three L's.

I like Gregs idea, however my plan is a bit more expensive, but far more thorough.

Build a 10 foot thick concrete wall all allong the border, gates at every entry and exit point of course. At every 300 yards, place automated M2 browning machine guns. At one mile out place signs that read in English (because if they plan to come here they need to know that) "You are now entering American controlled territory. Non Americans will be shot". Now ofcourse this presents a logistical problem, so on the American side of the wall we place a light rail line that will allow maintainence and ammo drops to be completed.

We also place border partol under Dept. of Homeland Security and make them as mean as the TSA agents at the airport, but also give them assault rifles.

your free to use my site as a trash bin?

A industrial trash container or just your average trash can?

Of course there's the old Texas joke:

A Texan and an Oklahoman were walking along the banks of the Red River, arguing over which state was better. Just then, they found a shiny bottle half buried in the mud. Upon extracting it, a genie appeared and offered them each one wish.

"I thought genies gave you three wishes!"

"You get ONE WISH EACH!"

"Okay, okay," said Tex. "Tell ya whut. I don't like these lousy Okies comin' down here an' messin' up the great Republic of Texas, so here's my wish: I want you to make a wall. A wall that's 500 feet tall, 500 feet thick, and extends all the way around the borders of Texas."

"Are you sure?" asked the genie. "That's a pretty big task, and requires a lot of building materials and manpower and..."

"Look, fella, I made my wish. Are you gonna do it er not?"

"Okay," said the genie, and *poof!* there was a wall all the way around Texas.

"Woooo, that's a big wall," said the Okie, as the three of them were now standing atop the massive wall gazing south into Texas.

"Okay, now what's your wish?" the genie inquired of the Okie.

"I want you to fill it to the brim with water."

I don't get it. :-(

I was going to Photoshop my own document for broder-state Americans on how to build punji stick traps along suspected border crossings, but I think I'd need a lawer to vet it before publication.

Kinda Swiftian, but some people don't get clever satire these days...