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January 19, 2005
I'm Sick, Dawg
Had a post almost done for today, but ended up staying home because of a cold. Anyhoo, you go to SarahK's site for her dumbiversary. Was supposed to be her blogiversary, but she realized this morning it was actually two days ago. She'll have her big post after work, but she better tend to me first since I'm sick. Now I'm gonna try and get some more rest if the cats will stop making so much noise. Why don't you guys do headlines in the comments to entertain yourselves. 66 Responses To "I'm Sick, Dawg"
Bout frickin' time you posted dude. I'm up here in DC, stuck in snow and crazy people who treatened to blow themselves up. #1 - Posted by: Caroline E. on January 19, 2005 12:49 PMThousands Dead in Tragic Bus Accident There. That was pretty entertaining. #2 - Posted by: Chris D on January 19, 2005 12:54 PMSorry your sick. Take care of him SarahK. And don't get his sickyness. #3 - Posted by: Bikermommy on January 19, 2005 12:59 PMBlogger Falls Ill CNN.com: "Hey...we had a pair of girls panties...the hampster was there..." CNN.com: "French military surrenders just to be safe." #6 - Posted by: FormerHostage on January 19, 2005 01:14 PMCNN.com: "Claims 'dibs'" #7 - Posted by: FormerHostage on January 19, 2005 01:17 PMIt may be an infection caused by your recent stabbing...are you sure your tetanus shot is up to date? Wouldn't that be a way to die...Stab in Pinkytoe. #8 - Posted by: Jody on January 19, 2005 01:19 PMCNN.com In related news: Other studies show... From Foxnews.com: Killer Executed in California Senate Panel OKs Rice from Fox: Frank claims I'm Sick, Dawg from Fox: from Reuters: All together now-"GET OVER IT!" #14 - Posted by: Laura on January 19, 2005 02:07 PMfrom CNN: I've posted some funny pics from the Rice confirmation hearings here... You are very funny FormerHostage! And I liked SCSCI kitty jokes. #17 - Posted by: Bikermommy on January 19, 2005 02:29 PMFrom Fox News: "PFizer profit jumps but misses views." From Fox: Bush: US will try to spread Democracy -- says peanut butter too hard to spread and its making holes in the bread. #19 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee on January 19, 2005 02:37 PMfrom Fox: From Drudge: Snow! Wind! Cold! For Bush Swear In ... Says Cheney, Those aren't swear words! These are swear words: F@#$*&@ Winter @#$% its Cold! Freaking @#$%^(* Liberals! #21 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee on January 19, 2005 02:50 PMfrom CNN: from CNN: Kerry boycotts inauguration. Blames voters. "If the people of Ohio hadn't stolen the election that'd be me getting sworn in tomorrow. It shoulda been ME!" From Drudge: Atheist looses Bid to Ban Inaugural Prayer. -- "God knows I've tried my best," states avowed Atheist. Meanwhile, Oh Mighty Smiter, said be smiling. #25 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee on January 19, 2005 03:14 PMFrank, drink 2 pints of Guinness and blog in the morning. #26 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on January 19, 2005 03:15 PM"Killer Executed in California" Governor responds: "Hasta la vista baby, you've been terminated" #27 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on January 19, 2005 03:17 PMCNN: Spain Catholics in condom U-turn CNN: Study: Virus may cause kids' ailments Bitter Kerry No on Condi -- I served in Viet Nam a sobbing Kerry wailed. Later, Police find Kerry in gutter, apparently after been having the crap stomped out of him, sobbing incoheirently about medals or ribbons and mumbling about a female ninja in black leather. #29 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee on January 19, 2005 03:23 PM"Arrest after plane explosives joke" "Report also states that car explosives are more serious about thier work" http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11986591^1702,00.html From Fox: No Gay Nups in Louisiana -- Hetro Nups with sisters and cousins still Git R Done. #31 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee on January 19, 2005 03:29 PMFrom Fox: Airline water gets dirtier -- Moms asked to wash their little mouths out with soap. Told water to pick up their room and do their homework. Don't you give me that look young man or you're going to get it! #32 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee on January 19, 2005 03:34 PMU.N. envoy urges generosity for AIDS U.S. condemns multilateral effort, says AIDS "run by corrupt government which starves its people to buy weapons" #33 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on January 19, 2005 03:39 PMIran: We can repel U.S. attack U.S. too busy laughing hysterically to respond #34 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on January 19, 2005 03:40 PMHAVANA, CUBA: In other news, headline creator fired for horrible punning. Arby's may serve up IPO Said to go well with Big Montana, curly fries #36 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on January 19, 2005 03:44 PMFrom CNN : Air Force may fly in 'near space' Plans are to land 'near ground' #37 - Posted by: shrubber on January 19, 2005 03:44 PMYay! Headlines rule! Thank you, whatever nasty insidious germ is making Frank sick. ...oh, I mean, get better, dude. #38 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on January 19, 2005 03:46 PMFrom ABC News: From ABC News: From ABC News: From ABC News: From ABC News: From CNN money: From Click 2 Houston: FBI: BOSTON TERROR THREAT PROBED GREAT DANE THREAT IGNORED. #47 - Posted by: jonag on January 19, 2005 04:49 PMOT but Funny (well, in a sad kinda way) A Series of Unfortunate Events #48 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on January 19, 2005 05:52 PMcrap, why do my links all ways fudgicate www.kabasue.com/blog/index.php?p=66 #49 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on January 19, 2005 05:53 PMMany anchors may replace Rather. Network realizes that much dead weight is hard to find, #50 - Posted by: Mechtech on January 19, 2005 07:41 PMMargaret Cho Comments on Lavish Spending for Bush Inauguration "That %$#@* can take his &$%#@ and *%$# it up his #@&$, and I hope it makes #@*&% come out his #@!*!" #51 - Posted by: John on January 19, 2005 07:43 PM'Turn Your Back on Bush' Demonstrator May Have the Tables Turned on Them Counter-Demonstration Planned for Inaugural Parade #52 - Posted by: John on January 19, 2005 07:58 PM5 Car Bombs Rock Baghdad Before Elections Oh and Frank: Zicam. In your nose. Get rid of that cold. In my world I haven't had one since I started using the stuff. I take a shot when I feel any symptoms. Ask SaraK nicely and I bet she will get you some. #54 - Posted by: Mechtech on January 20, 2005 12:19 AMCaroline E., I feel your pain. I'm in Rockville. This stuff sucks. I just wish the crazy people would all go into the woods first, then blow themselves up. Good riddance. This place attracts nutcases. #55 - Posted by: Ogrebiter on January 20, 2005 01:11 AMLIBERAL TELLS TRUTH Ogrebiter: God loves you and so does yor mother. Everyone else laughs while you bite your lower lip and repeat the mantra, "I feel your pain, I feel your pain." When are you going to sue the people of Ohio for stealing the election? #56 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on January 20, 2005 03:50 AMdont start no shit wont be no shit webtv sucks and is piece of shit shit happens corn shit spinal tap shit wish i would find one seed in my weed sticks and shit what its like being a scat queen #57 - Posted by: ddd on January 20, 2005 06:46 AMgay bear scat? Nice. I'm almost tempted to click. Almost. #58 - Posted by: gaskar on January 20, 2005 06:55 AMHey, if you sroll up and down really fast (not too fast!) you'll see all kinds of things. I thought I saw "lesbian cats." I'm not sure I'd want to click on that, but it did seem to catch my eye. Spam is such fun!! #59 - Posted by: basil on January 20, 2005 07:02 AMTypical liberal BS. Spam with porn. How unoriginal. #60 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on January 20, 2005 07:49 AMMichael Moore's Bodyguard Arrested on Airport Gun Charge http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,144921,00.html I've tried to write a funny to this but I can't stop giggling. #61 - Posted by: toad on January 20, 2005 09:33 AMBy the way FrankJ, when you are sick. Girl Friend who knows you well or Wife: Michael Moore's Bodyguard Arrested on Airport Gun Charge Bodyguard: "I have a death wish... You would to if your job was to protect that body!" #63 - Posted by: Tremor on January 20, 2005 10:00 AMHoly spam-a-lama ding dong. Better go check the comments on my blog to make sure they are not spamming it up. (checks) yup, I am still pretty much known, and unloved. #64 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on January 20, 2005 03:04 PMMcWert: say what? I might have been voting Conservative while you were in diapers. Sue the people in Ohio? Hell, if I hit the lotto I'll send 'em all a reward! I might even send Frank some Guinness for doing such a great blog. Boone's Farm for you tho. Post a comment
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