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January 26, 2005
Fun Trivia
Posted by Frank J. at 10:29 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (34)

How many DVD's of the move Napoleon Dynamite would you have to eat to equal the vitamin E in one bowl of Total cereal?

Six.

Rating: 1.7/5 (3 votes cast)

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First!

#1 - Posted by: Tim on January 26, 2005 10:49 AM

Firster. and N.D. was a geek's geek of a film. The Black chick was hot!!!

#2 - Posted by: FrankR on January 26, 2005 10:54 AM

I freakin' hated that movie with an unholy passion. The worst film ever made, IMHO.

#3 - Posted by: Confederate Yankee on January 26, 2005 11:04 AM

Haven't seen it.

#4 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 26, 2005 11:17 AM

It is awful. However there are nifty catch phrases.

#5 - Posted by: JoshG on January 26, 2005 11:21 AM

A FRICKIN 12 GAUGE, WHAT DO YOU THINK

#6 - Posted by: guttrhead on January 26, 2005 11:24 AM

Tina, ya fat lard, come get some dinner!

#7 - Posted by: ViolinDuchess on January 26, 2005 11:38 AM

That movie was hilarious. One of my all time favorites.

#8 - Posted by: kizzdogg on January 26, 2005 12:03 PM

We rented it and I laughed my axx off. Daughter#1 and I then re-watched it with the directors comments and laughed all over again.

#9 - Posted by: azlibertarian on January 26, 2005 12:03 PM

Is that the one with that dude in it? And that girl? And that thing happens?

#10 - Posted by: basil on January 26, 2005 12:04 PM

i would like to apologize for all of mormonism and utah and idaho together for that travesty of a movie. you have no idea the torture it is being in the mouth of the beast where all mormon college students have had their entire dialogue ability limited to assinine quotes from that film. if i hear the words "pedro offers you his protection" or "I caught you a delicious bass" or "num-chuck skills" one more time i may just go on a rampage.

Apologetically yours
Adam

#11 - Posted by: adam from utah on January 26, 2005 12:14 PM

I tried watching ND last night, I only got 30 minutes in and had to stop it. It's really bad.
I also did the same thing to Anchorman 30 minutes prior to ND. Man, it was the start of an evening of really bad movies. I'm glad I borrowed 'em and didn't rent 'em.
But then I tuned into House MD and was finally satisfied with something playing on my television.

#12 - Posted by: Laura on January 26, 2005 12:57 PM

Adam,
No need to apologize for us Mormons -- although we seem to like the film, I don't recall Mormons ever being mentioned in it. In my few months in Idaho, though, I've found the film looks like a fairly accurate depiction of life here. Plus, all Mormons DO have terrific nun-chuck "skillz".

#13 - Posted by: Bubblehead on January 26, 2005 01:00 PM

you can ask me what N.D is about and I cant tell you, but I can tell you one thing its one of the funniest movies of all time.

so to everyone who has something bad to say about N.D

well...

"Your mom goes to college"

#14 - Posted by: Holy Santo on January 26, 2005 01:01 PM

:P

#15 - Posted by: Laura on January 26, 2005 01:09 PM

Napoleon Dynamite ROCKS !
.. and you dont even have to be stoned to think its funny..
It has strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

And you guys that didnt like it..
Knock it off and just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!

#16 - Posted by: on January 26, 2005 01:14 PM

I loved the movie, but it's definitely not for everyone. I can imagine that if I had to put up with people quoting the same lines everywhere I went I would not be so fond of the movie, but as it stands I thought it was great.

#17 - Posted by: Chris D on January 26, 2005 01:27 PM

I haven't seen ND, but I agree with Chris D: people quoting the same movie and/or TV show lines all the stinkin' time gets old really fast.

I mean, I thought Monty Python and the Holy Grail was funny, but I've had to take action on numerous occasions against people who talk about "African vs European swallows", what floats besides wood, saying "NEE!", and a host of other things that get less funny every time I hear them.

#18 - Posted by: AWG on January 26, 2005 01:41 PM

rented it, loved it, bought it. my teenage kids and i have watched it many times. anybody notice that the "flippin features" are different on each side (wide screen vs full screen) of the dvd?

#19 - Posted by: mojo9 on January 26, 2005 01:53 PM

My whole family has seen it and quotes it quite a bit. But sooner or later they'll like something else and quote that instead. The Holy Grail is timeless though-I still hear that one quoted. It doesn't annoy me though, probably because I'm an introvert and avoid people. ;-)

I haven't seen ND myself, so I can't weigh in on the movie otherwise.

#20 - Posted by: Michelle on January 26, 2005 02:04 PM

Hilarious. I love the way your mind works, Frank J.

#21 - Posted by: Serenity on January 26, 2005 02:20 PM

I liked the movie well enough, but it's clearly the type of film you have to be in the mood for. I do heartily disagree with fatty & skinny's (siskel & ebert & the thin one died & was replalced) claim that the only reason a person could like the film is because they feel as if they are a better person than the characters in it.

#22 - Posted by: Jenno on January 26, 2005 06:29 PM

Yea Right! Who's the one who knows illegal ninja moves from the government!

#23 - Posted by: Chad on January 26, 2005 08:03 PM

I've seen ND twice and squirmed in my seat both times wishing it would end. I laughed once per viewing. However, the catch phrases are terrific. The humor comes from taking ND quotes out of context and applying them to everyday life. They fit EVERYWHERE.

#24 - Posted by: Chuck on January 26, 2005 08:07 PM

I liked ND a lot probably because that was me in 5th grade. Except I look nothing like him.

#25 - Posted by: Josh on January 26, 2005 09:45 PM

I haven't watched it, but from the commercials(which are pretrty much always the funniest parts), it's right up there on my "Worst Movies of All Time" list. And I like quirky humor.

#26 - Posted by: Alsadius on January 26, 2005 11:02 PM

I agree with Jenno. I think the reason people DON'T like it, is because they consider themselves above it all. I know only a handful of people who disliked the movie, and they're all very snotty people. They had no interest in seeing a parody of how people live in rural Idaho. I LOVE the movie, and not at all because I think I'm somehow better than the characters. Everyone has some Napoleon in them, to the extent that everyone is awkward and silly sometimes. It's a very..real film. In the sense that it's not real. But it's real. It's hard to explain.

"What are you doing today Napoleon?"

"Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH"

haha, good times.

#27 - Posted by: Jen on January 27, 2005 01:52 AM

I also enjoyed it immensely, but that's probably because people I know could have been in it - but not me, I'm not a geek ;)

#28 - Posted by: snarky on January 27, 2005 02:40 AM

"Can you bring me my chapstick? My lips hurt. IDIOT!"

I love Napoleon Dynamite! Any man who can tame a honeymoon horse for his brother and La Fawndah is alright in my book! "Lucky!"

#29 - Posted by: jonag on January 27, 2005 12:21 PM

Adam from Utah,

You think you have it bad? Try having Jon Heder as your brother in law... Yeah, I keep my mouth shut about it because I don't like talking about it. I couldn't even go to the mall with Jon over Christmans because people would crowd around him and act like morons. We had to leave before we could get something to eat. Bastards!

-Brian from Utah

#30 - Posted by: Brian from Utah on January 28, 2005 05:26 PM

Brian, You might think you have it bad, but what about his twin??? Now stop complaining!

#31 - Posted by: jonag on January 28, 2005 08:06 PM

jonag,

I was talking about myself in reference to Adam. He and I happen to be friends in real life. There's always someone who has it worse. And yes, being as he's part of my family, I am well aware of his twin.

#32 - Posted by: Brian from Utah on January 29, 2005 08:08 PM

Bryan,
Well as long as your being so testy about it: You spelled Christmas wrong. :P

#33 - Posted by: jonag on January 29, 2005 08:38 PM


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