First! Also, LOL! We need to spend the money to build targeting computers for the space based laser sattalite dealies so they can zap more than four people. How else are we going to deal with the murderous North Korean hordes when the stuff hits the fan?

awwww man...For a second I thought Teddy was a gonner. I was hoping for the complete end of BFTK. But I guess he's too much like [spit, spit] Michael Moore [spit, spit]

speaking of Big Fat Teddy Kennedy, there is a Boston talk show host that has a call in game show every so often that has to do with BFTK. If you have ever heard any of Teddy's public speaking, he has multiple pauses in them where he says "uh". So Howie Carr made up this game where you listen to the speach (argh..) to guess how many times BFTK said "uh" and you win a prize. It's called The Wizard of Uhz".
its very funny. Wow, now I can't wait til 3 to see if he has the Wizard on.

Greetings from the Holy City of Toledo!

Condi should smile more, even if a 4th wandered into the targeting plane.

Barbara Boxer Shorts can eat my, well, you know, shorts!

Um, You're in Florida? Aren't violent stick figure drawings illegal in your state?

http://www.local6.com/news/4130302/detail.html

Ran,
They'll never take me alive! And I'll make an illustration to prove it!

out of all the violent stories i wrote while in school, i would have been locked up for life! i don't know how many people died in my stories. i wasn't much of an artist, so i had to resort to graphic descriptions rather than wonderful little stick figure drawings.

Seriously, me and my friends used to draw violent pictures all the time, and we turned out fine. Well, sorta.

Regarding space lasers, could they maybe have multiple ones fire simultaneously at the same spot?

ROFL! But perhaps some reconfiguration and another firing sequence would have done the trick.

The comedic pause was priceless. I wonder if the area around BFTK smelled of burnt ham soaked in rum.

How about this for an unreality show: "Liberal Goofy-goof Survivor"

They take Michael Moore, Teddy Kennedy, Rosie O'Donnel, and Barbra Boxer on a REAL deserted island. They have no food and are only given a single K-Bar knife, a frying pan, and a box of kitchen matches. Every week a spy satelite shows us what's going on. A person 'leaves' the island when the others 'vote with their stomachs.'

EXCLUSIVE:

Ted Kennedy and Ghostbuster's StayPuft Marshmellow Man never seen in same place together! One in the same?

Exclusive:

IMAO poster known only as Chris doesn't know how to spell Marshmallow!

Haha! That was by far my favorite comic. Keep up the good work!

That was my favorite comic to date. Thanks for the mid-morning laugh.

Condi needs some identifying/unique 'thingy' like W's cowboy hat. 'Stethoscope' for Doctor? Cap 'n Gown for Smart Lady? Royal sceptor for one-who-will-rule-eventually?

So dude, when do we get Hate-Filled Left tee shirts? They would be so Hitler!

That was good! I knew who everyone was even without the explanations!! But I would have liked to see Condi with boxing gloves too (although I think her brain is a lethal weapon, she's so dang brilliant!).

Sceptre *and* a tiara.

Desert Cat - That's purrrfect!

It was the comedic pause that made that one brilliant, Frank. Hitlerest comic yet!! :oD

AWG,
"Hitlerest" isn't a word, I think. I believe the proper phrasing is "most Hitler," but I'd hear argument to the contrary.

Thanks Frank, we have been arguing proper conjugation of Hitler as an adjective.

Now the topic is Hitler as a verb. For example, if you said..."I Hitlered that girl from the gym last night!"...is that good or bad?

Well, Frank, technically, Hitler wasn't even his real name, and, in fact, is not a name (which is why you have never run into another person with that surname). He tried to change his name to Heidler (or something like that) when he was orphaned and moved in with his uncle with that name. Hitler's real name? Aloise Schicklegruber. The internet is a wonderful thing.

BTW, I'm listening to Rammstein's newest album right now (at school, yet). I like their music. Would it be right for me to call it Hitler?

Adam,
I heard there were a bunch of Hitlers in the NY phonebook before WWII and none after. I think stigma is why you don't see the name Hitler anymore.

Ever run into a Stalin?

Mentioned this yesterday at Ace of Spades on a thread about unfortunate names, but a woman named Hitler went to my college in the 1980s. Judging from her yearbook picture, she wasn't a very cheerful person.

"Stalin" really is a made-up name, meaning something like "Man of Steel." He got the idea from Ulyanov, who changed his name to Lenin after his brother died after being exiled to some dump on the banks of the Lena River. Uncle Joe's real and much more appropriate name was Jugashvili, which in Georgian means "spawn of Judas." (I'm slanting the translation a bit, but you get the idea.)

I'd like to point out that isn't what the computer to control the space laser looks like.

Everything else however, is exactly right.

Frank - priceless!!! I didn't even see the rest of it for awhile after the first drawings - I was laughing hysterically and even snorting (I know....not pretty or feminine, but I was out of control for a few minutes there). And then, of course, the end - the YeeHaw, pow pow thing gets me everytime!
Keep up the great work and watch out for the violent drawing police.

Senatorette! Priceless

I feel cheated. Frames 9-12 were all the same picture repeated 4 times. I know this cuts down on production costs Frank, but don't we your loyal readers deserve better? Other than that, funny as usual.

Frank,

I'd use "most Hitler", but I'm afraid that people would think I was trying to revive the ever-annoying Bill-and-Ted-speak, e.g. "That was a most Hitler suggestion, my friend!". Surely you can see where I'm coming from. :o)

i think the word you are looking for is "hitleresque".

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