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February 03, 2005
Announcement
Posted by Frank J. at 09:10 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (41)

After lengthy debate, it has been decided that there will be no mention of Hitler on this website outside of discussion of WWII and murderous dictators.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Rating: 3.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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41 Responses To "Announcement"

Sounds like a plan. Didn't Hitler have a plan?

Oh by the way first.....

#1 - Posted by: corwin8 on February 3, 2005 09:14 AM

So your allowed to use Hitler on other sites but we cant here.... (WWII)

#2 - Posted by: Blaine on February 3, 2005 09:16 AM

Thank you, Frank J. The "that's so Hitler" joke was funny for about a day. After that it kind of lost it's luster. Now that I think about it, it really isn't something to joke about.

#3 - Posted by: Mr. Bubble on February 3, 2005 09:22 AM

Can we at least start telling muckadoos their so Stalin.

#4 - Posted by: Blaine on February 3, 2005 09:34 AM

Thank you Frank J. !

#5 - Posted by: Eric on February 3, 2005 09:40 AM

Good decision Frank! Now let's get focused on comparing everyone on the left with someone nearly as bad as Adolph was, but loads more fun to make fun of, the French!

#6 - Posted by: Bullwinkle on February 3, 2005 09:42 AM

How about something new, something we think is cool? "That's so Coulter." or "That's so Malkin."

#7 - Posted by: El Dano on February 3, 2005 09:45 AM

El Dano,
That idea is totally malkin!

Hmm...

#8 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 3, 2005 09:48 AM

*cries*

#9 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on February 3, 2005 09:50 AM

As much as I liked the hitler thing I can let it go, and I like El Dano's idea, very malkin!

#10 - Posted by: Mark on February 3, 2005 10:10 AM

Also, I thought hitler had a plan, but then again so did kerry and we see where that got him (or rather didn't get him). Does that maybe indicate that plans are bad and quick on the spot decisions work better than plans?

#11 - Posted by: Mark on February 3, 2005 10:12 AM

I think "Malkin" should be reserved for identifying hot moms.

As in, "look at that hot young mom over there, she's so Malkin."

#12 - Posted by: Freder on February 3, 2005 10:20 AM

Wow, Malkin is so Hitler!

#13 - Posted by: Beo on February 3, 2005 10:21 AM

Oops, I mean, "Hitler is so Tojo!"

#14 - Posted by: Beo on February 3, 2005 10:22 AM

glad you're getting rid of the hitler joke...dumbasses out there just don't get sarcasm so it was wasted on the hate filled lefty...they probably thought you meant it.

#15 - Posted by: bikermommy on February 3, 2005 10:26 AM

I thought the hitler joke was awesome and clever in it's multiple usage, it's a lot like "tits" and "heller" sure you hate it but it does spark an emotional response and thats what you need for a euphimism

#16 - Posted by: Tim on February 3, 2005 11:01 AM

Well, if we're going to use "malin" and "coulter" (I would use "coulter" for the reallyreallyreally awesome stuff...), we need something for the opposite....

On the other thread someone mentioned using "kerry" and "dean," I think.

e.g. "Ohmigosh, I can't believe you did that! That was so kerry!"

"Yeah, but what FrankJ did was worse. Absolutely dean!"

Or some such.... Why aren't we suggesting Jackson (Jesse) or Sharpton or Boxer, or Pilosi, et al, too?

"pilosi"= loser
"boxer"= off in the ozone in denial....

We can get really creative!

#17 - Posted by: Romeocat on February 3, 2005 11:07 AM

Ooops, PIMF "malkin."

#18 - Posted by: Romeocat on February 3, 2005 11:08 AM

I liked using the phrase DNC. DOes Note Compute!

#19 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on February 3, 2005 11:14 AM

Hmm Malkin for "hot mom" - I think it would work. Like at the park: "look at that Malkin pushing the stroller"

Though if you remember reading the graphic hate mail she posted recently, I would be careful, our term of endearment could be abused. Just like we mean "Condi" in an affectionate way, but they mean it like "boy" for black men. Which is why every time she is mentioned on my site I now call her "Dr. Rice"

Another hottie: Biden's wife in tight leather pants. So now if some woman wears a skimpy outfit to distract us, do can call that "pulling a Biden?"

#20 - Posted by: PlutosDad on February 3, 2005 11:20 AM

Wasn't there a bowling movie with Woody Harrelson (ick) where the guy's name became used as an adjective for bad luck??

#21 - Posted by: jonag on February 3, 2005 11:44 AM

and the MSM says the blogsphere isn't 'self correcting.' Heh, that's so Rather!

#22 - Posted by: Plea Deal on February 3, 2005 12:33 PM

To the tune of "Colonel Bogey March":

Hitler, had only one left ball
Göring had two but they were small
Himmler, had something sim'lar
And Goebbels had no-balls at all.

#23 - Posted by: mojo on February 3, 2005 01:12 PM

So if Malkin and Coulter are going to denote something good, it would logically follow that Ivins (Molly) and Thomas (Helen) would be used for all things dispicable.

Ex1. Dju see that homeless drunk dude over there passed out in that puddle of raw sewage? It's totally Ivins.

Ex2. Hittin me in the nutsack with a two pound shop hammer would majorleague Thomas man.

#24 - Posted by: Sticky B on February 3, 2005 01:36 PM

How about French?

"Man Frank that last column was so bad it was French."

Or Bates Motel?

"John Kerry is such a Bates Motel. That BM should just shut up!"

#25 - Posted by: JoshG on February 3, 2005 01:46 PM

One that's easily lost on people is "horror show." It sounds like khorosho, which is Russian for 'good' (short version, I don't want to get into construction of adverbs and adjectives).

Anyway, that hitler thing was pretty horror show for a while, but life goes on.

#26 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on February 3, 2005 02:00 PM

Is it still okay to say that something was "Puppy-Blending Good!"?

That, and we could at LEAST have the last reference to "Hitler" come in a Hate-Filled-Lefty comic, wherein the lot of us beat him up for saying it again. That would be totally Alberto!

#27 - Posted by: Mitsurugi Babaganoosh on February 3, 2005 02:03 PM

For something despicable, I like "Chappy", myself. As in Chappaquiddick. >:oD

Example: Ted Kennedy's grandstanding on Iraq was so Chappy!

#28 - Posted by: AWG on February 3, 2005 02:17 PM

that is so unhitler.

#29 - Posted by: jsmoove on February 3, 2005 03:13 PM

Frank, with all these suggestions, maybe you should make an IMAO dictionary of proper nouns which have been bastardized to common noun usage on this site. Lots of these suggestions are pretty alberto.

#30 - Posted by: humanoverlord on February 3, 2005 03:17 PM

Don't forget "Moore" for behavior that involves playing seriously fast and loose with the facts. What that Pelosi person said, that's so Moore.

Does anyone have any pictures of Biden's wife in those hot leather pants that so upset the Iranians in Davos?

#31 - Posted by: Matt on February 3, 2005 03:46 PM

Clymer = major league A-hole.

#32 - Posted by: N. O'Brain on February 3, 2005 04:06 PM

I could not find a picture other than this one. The link I found was off some crazy moonbat sight where they were saying what awful hosts we americans are like it was the end of the world or something:

,a href="http://www.deldems.org/images/Election%20night/edbidenfam.jpg">Bidens on stage

Also I had to update my article. I totally forgot to write about how they opened the windows when it was freezing out. Of course, this only enhanced Mrs. Bidens' features....

Hmmmm... features .....

#33 - Posted by: PlutosDad on February 3, 2005 06:13 PM

I like the idea of using "nukular" instead. It would still be like throwing a left-wing insult back in their faces, but without the whole evil dictator thing.

#34 - Posted by: CPez on February 3, 2005 07:51 PM

Yeah CPez, that is pretty good. We should start saying nucular for everything. Funny yet non offensive.

#35 - Posted by: Pluto's Dad on February 3, 2005 09:20 PM

Stalin is the new Hitler. Malkin is the new MILF.

#36 - Posted by: Gullyborg on February 4, 2005 01:12 AM

You're all freaks. I, on the other hand, am normal. Normal, like Frank J.
You're not. Freaks.


.....................I'm so lonely.

#37 - Posted by: Sockpuppet of terror on February 4, 2005 08:20 AM

When will we know what the new catchphrase is?

#38 - Posted by: attbnl on February 4, 2005 05:43 PM

The first rule of Fight Club...

#39 - Posted by: Beck on February 5, 2005 02:24 AM

That's totally HATLER.

#40 - Posted by: vintage beats on February 7, 2005 12:52 AM

ededed

#41 - Posted by: adde on April 2, 2005 05:11 AM
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