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20 Responses To "Fun Trivia"
Oh, First, I'm back, Jerry! I think Adam probably delivered the first state of the union address though. #1 - Posted by: Oddybobo on February 3, 2005 09:49 AMGood to see ya, oddybobo. I was worried you may have what Frank had, or worse, what's going around here. Are you sure that wasn't the state of the onion that Adam delivered? #2 - Posted by: Jerry on February 3, 2005 11:14 AMWhat would that SoU by Jesus have been like? Would we have heard things like "A year ago, there was nothing here. Then God my father said let there be light, and all that stuff. And like a week later we had all of creation. Pretty good for how we've done this past year, dont ya think? Also, national debt hasn't been invented yet, so we're still good economically." #3 - Posted by: humanoverlord on February 3, 2005 11:37 AMActually Jesus delivered the "State of Your Heart" address. #4 - Posted by: jonag on February 3, 2005 11:39 AMJesus? Back that far? He would have been refered to as "The Word", wouldn't he? #5 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC Member) on February 3, 2005 11:51 AMjonag, that was beautiful! #6 - Posted by: heidi on February 3, 2005 11:52 AMActually the Lord Jesus is the one who said "Let there be light". The Lord Jesus Christ is the creator of the universe. Heavy huh? Frank you are just picking a fight when you post this kind of stuff. You would think you would learn from the Tobit stuff. This is so un-stalin of you... #7 - Posted by: Son of Risasi on February 3, 2005 12:00 PMclearly it was god who said "adam and eve you lied now get out of my garden." #8 - Posted by: patrick on February 3, 2005 12:22 PMI don't get the joke. #9 - Posted by: Scott on February 3, 2005 01:04 PMAnd then Jesus authorized the use of force on Palestinians. So it was done. #10 - Posted by: Mitsurugi Babaganoosh on February 3, 2005 02:00 PMThe Sermon on the Mount is pretty cool. Those who heard it had to really want to hear it, or they wouldn'ta climbed the hill. His main point was that the torah rules and his Father sent him to live up to it. #11 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on February 3, 2005 02:06 PMOn the seventh day, God rested, and Marine's filled sandbags. #12 - Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft on February 3, 2005 02:09 PMSurely, Adam deliverd the first state of the union address... He was married to Eve for God's sake.... Yep, first time coming back from being out on his own and Eve say's "Adam! Where have you Been!?" And so the first SOTU was given. #13 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on February 3, 2005 03:12 PMActually, it was Eve who delivered the first State of the Union Address to Adam -- "This place is a mess! You never pick up after yourself! Get out an make something of yourself! Lying around naked and scratching your gut, all day long!" She then berated him on his sexual performance, which became known as "The Sermon on the Mount." J #14 - Posted by: J. Fielek on February 3, 2005 03:21 PMI detect a pattern. might as well ask "what lives in a tree, collects nuts and has a bushy tail?" I know it sounds like a squirrel, but the answer is always Jesus. #15 - Posted by: Madai on February 3, 2005 04:22 PMJ. Fielek, Actually, I thought Adam delivered his State of the Union undressed!!! ZING!!! :oD #17 - Posted by: AWG on February 3, 2005 04:58 PMAnd God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. There, all's good. State of the Union address. First one. That's as early as we have written about, so that's as far as we can go. -Brian #18 - Posted by: Brian from Utah on February 3, 2005 11:24 PMQ: Who delivered the first State of the Union Address> A: The US Postal Service. It finally arrived yesterday. #19 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on February 4, 2005 01:39 AMMaybe it's the 3 glasses of wine I've had, but that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while! #20 - Posted by: Squatch on February 5, 2005 01:51 PMPost a comment
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