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February 04, 2005
IMAO EXCLUSIVE!!! DEMOCRATS VOTED AGAINST GONZALES BECAUSE OF HATRED OF LATINOS!!!
MUST CREDIT IMAO!!! TELL EVERYONE!!! From a reputable source, I got these quotes from the voting floor of the Senate while Alberto Gonzales was being voted on: Hillary Clinton: "I've been against Mexicans ever since my husband banged every single illegal immigrant maid we ever hired!" Byrd: "Hispanics! I almost hate them as much as ni... What do you mean 'shut up'?" Obama: "The white man and the black man are equal in the eyes of God... but the Latino is an inferior race!" Kennedy: "We need more Latinos dying in Iraq, not serving in cabinets!" Kerry: "I just hate the name 'Gonzales'! His brother speedy stole all the cheese from my factory and hurt my cat Sylvester! And, even though I lost the election, I still served in Vietnam!" Reid: "While I was in Searchlight, a young boy came up to me with a skateboard under his arm saying, 'When I grow up, I want to hate Mexicans as much as you.' I told him that will take lots of effort such as this vote today." Boxer: "I have to deal with those damn Latinos in my state all the time; I don't want them in Washington too!" So, it's clear that the vote against Gonzales was only because Democrats hate all Latinos. HUGE SUPER BIG NEWS!!! TELL EVERYONE AND CREDIT IMAO!!! 16 Responses To "IMAO EXCLUSIVE!!! DEMOCRATS VOTED AGAINST GONZALES BECAUSE OF HATRED OF LATINOS!!!"
Very Malikin! #2 - Posted by: Caroline E. on February 4, 2005 02:41 PMFrank that is huge news! Never did we expect the hatred of Latinos to run so deep. Next you'll tell me Arnold can't run for President because demobrats hate all men with bigger muscles and wives who look like skeletons. #3 - Posted by: Oddybobo on February 4, 2005 02:45 PMSorry to trump your news Frank, but Democrats actually hate everyone. Some even hate themselves. It is why they act like spolied little brats all the time. They cry out for attention. Quite a dilema. Good thing they're all dumber than a sack of wet mice. #4 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on February 4, 2005 02:50 PMW00T! Excellent post. Are the self-addressing pronouns missing from Reid's statement as a joke or as an error? I don't want to be left out of the loop if it's a joke I missed. #5 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC Member) on February 4, 2005 02:53 PMReid: "While is in Searchlight, a young boy came up to with a skateboard under his arm saying, 'When I grow up, I want to hate Mexicans as much as you.' I told him that will take lots of effort such as this vote today." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #6 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on February 4, 2005 03:03 PMThose Dems just don't give up. I wonder if Sen. Kennedy would allow the use of the water torture. Meh. #7 - Posted by: Mitsurugi Babaganoosh on February 4, 2005 03:31 PMCinncy Bob is right. Dems hate everyone, and more than anyone else they hate people who hate. It is this very oxymoron that will eventually cause their own hate-filled guts explode right out of them. Teddy "No, really, I can drive" Kennedy and Michael "What do you mean gargantuan size is the biggest meal deal you got!" Moore are very close already. Sometimes they have one brief moment of lucidity and just kill themselves cause a comet is coming, but you can't always count on that. #8 - Posted by: Chris on February 4, 2005 03:47 PMhey guys Check this out! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,146087,00.html Me thinks Frank J will have fun with this! #9 - Posted by: Alex on February 4, 2005 07:22 PMSince you guys are my homeys I want you to be the first to know that I joined the log cabin republicans this afternoon. It was a hard choice, but I couldn't deny my desires anymore. A lot of you guys must be queer because you can choose whether or not you want to bone a man. Anyways, I can't sit here anymore as my ass is tore up, but I still love you guys. Maybe you gays will join too! #10 - Posted by: left handed righty on February 4, 2005 07:35 PMYou can't hide from me frank. Accept my deal! link my page in exchange for me putting your IMAO EXCLUSIVES on my site! http://www.cheeseandbacon.net #11 - Posted by: Dave on February 4, 2005 08:09 PMWhew! You're still here! I was really scared after seeing the Evil Fake Twin Sarahk's site!! I can sleep now. #12 - Posted by: jonag on February 5, 2005 01:24 AMWhen will Imao find out about Jews in Space? When? When will Imao find out about Jews in Space? When? Seriously, do something about Jews in Space already. #16 - Posted by: Matt on February 9, 2005 10:16 PMPost a comment
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